Love_that_Goku joke (?) twitter account

[Ashura]

So this is a thing I found on the internet:

https://twitter.com/Love_that_Goku

God I hope it's a joke.

[chaosakita]

I don't know, just looks like your average idiot to me.

But I found out that things work better when you stop worrying so much about other people.

[JulieYBM]

So this is a thing I found on the internet:

https://twitter.com/Love_that_Goku

God I hope it's a joke.

Take keeps retweeting him. It has to be a joke, it's just...too much, if not.

[Kingdom Heartless]

That page is awesome. As long as it's a joke. God, I hope it's a joke.

[desirecampbell]

First: I'm moving this thread to Fanworks.

Second: In the event that this "Christian H. from Ecuador" is for real, let's try and remain positive about him. Like how, um, enthusiastic he is about Dragon Ball.

[Sun-Wukong]

A little . . . too enthusiastic. Oh well, whatever makes people happy.

[Ashura]

Desire: Really? I'm not really sure that this is a fan work so much as an internet oddity? Tons of stuff gets posted in general like this... like that kid who wanted to go Super Saiyan. I didn't really see this as a 'hey, I made this thing' kind of deal.

chaosakita: Yeah, I pointed this out because it's -- like I mentioned -- an oddity. No one should take goofy stuff on the internet too seriously.

[Jackal puFF]

Lol, that how to draw Goku should be called how NOT to draw Goku..

[bkev]

Go to jail -> work out every day. Great logic there, kid!

[Kingdom Heartless]

I think we can now safely call this a joke site.

[Taku128]

There were signs pretty early on that it was a joke account, but I still loved it all the same. Whoever ran that account was a comedic genius, and has a way with words I wish I possessed.

R.I.P.
@love_that_goku
July 4th 2012 - October 31st 2012

[hleV]

So it appears that if you act retarded, you're allowed to write all kinds of random things that come to mind and people will treat them funny instead of telling you to stop talking nonsense.

[Taku128]

Yes, he's "acting retarded". There was clearly no thought put into any of these tweets. The party, the suspension, moving from Ecuador to the States, meeting Dale, the major revelation re: jail, it's all just someone "acting retarded" and "writing all kinds of random things that come to mind."

No thought went into tweets like:

many people do not understand My dad say to focus on summer school instead of training no way i literally do not have time for math

paul asked can we watch the olympics instead of dragonball z i told him you are a bad friend

me anfd paul playing truth or dare!! oh yeah this should be good eh!!

paul picked dare and i dare him: lets watch dbz!!!

i got him where i want him he fall right into my trap!!

i am doing pull ups and listening to the dragonball z theme this is the life i have chose i would trade it for nothing

in history my teacher catch me watchign dragonball z on my phone he took my phone i said "nice try i still got my ipad" and he take my ipad

a boy at school say to me: "goku is gay" i told him he is married to Chi Chi she is a woman explain that" and he throw my lunch on the floor

i told my sister sit on my back while i do push ups and she said she will not. this is a good a example of why i do not care for my sister

i just read a dragonball z fan fiction about what if Bulma had sex with Chi Chi. i hated it.

i feel as if the writer of this fanfiction does not understand the spirit of dragonball z

dragonball z is about good vs evil not about what if chi chi had sex with bulma

my art teacher ms. Rafferty mad because I drew a picture of goku fighting Frieza and the assignment was draw some fruit

i am still livid about school today. i will let no man or woman on this planet force me to draw fruit

if i feel the urge to draw fruit i will But no one will force my hand

there are enough drawings of fruit in this world already and not many drawings that accurately capture Gokus fierce battle against Frieza

my gym teacher mr. Grier yell @ me because i did a kick at my wrestling opponent steve I told him i came here to fight not hug on the floor

i finish my first dragonball z music video please share!!! here is a link on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNvY3W- ... el&list=UL

a majror part of spiritual growth is you must admit when you are wrong i admit that the number of eggs i ate was big misstep

never again shall i eat 15 eggs This is how you learn

i have had a major revelation re: eggs

my grandma is more upset that i ate all the eggs than she is concerned that I'm sick. This is the level of support i get in this house.

my grandma sarted yelling, at me about the eggs again i told her "how about this; i'm outta here" now i am walking to the park to do pushups

i should have told her "if you cherish eggs so greatly buy a chicken" it's too late now

i am walking back home to tell my grandmother the comeback about how she should buy a chicken

I'm getting real angry because i am still thinking about: Yajirobe

Dale is trying so hard he said "hey i can get you free bowling at the alley i work at" i said "ok i'll call you if i become a bowling loser

the day i step foot on a bowling alley is the day i give up on life

oh ym god...

Dale LOVE dragonball z!!!

dale is incredible my sister will be lucky to raisea child with such a tremendous man he have got all the sagas of dbz on dvd

Eric is the president of anime club he keep asking me to: join it. i told him i shall not succumb to a life of sexless lethargy

i hate dragonball z just kidding@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which of you believed me come on come clean!!!

i blocked everyone who has said they believed me.

my teacher give out candy to the class + she gave me an almond joy i told her: "what am i supposed to do with this?"

i told her "i will eat this desk before i eat your almond joy." this candy is second rate

Clearly no thought went into the setups, the punchlines, the wording, the character himself, it's all just a bunch of random nonsense. Clearly. Obviously. Totally. Except not.

I'm sorry you don't get Twitter.

P.S. Your choice of language is offensive.

[Metalwario64]

New updates:

Hello it's Dale. Christian has been admitted to a mental hospital for an evaluation he told me not to name it "on account of paparazzi"

Christian says he is very bored at the mental hospital, he's already defeated all the other residents in battle

he says there's not a true warrior in the bunch

Aww... I was hoping to hear about his epic battles in prison...

[JulieYBM]

Nice to see Dale is keeping the legend alive. I wonder if he can slip a phone to Christian the next time he visits?

[ShadowDude112]

Am I the only one wondering where the guy running the account got pictures of "Christian" like that on and that one picture of "Christian" and his "sister". Yay quotes! I mean, are they friends of the guy and he decided to use their pictures? Seriously wondering this.

These are the two pictures I mean.





I know the answer is probably that he just got some of his friends pictures or he found some random pictures online.

[Kingdom Heartless]

He couldn't just be using real pictures of himself?

[ShadowDude112]

He couldn't just be using real pictures of himself?

I feel like if it's a joke account, you shouldn't use pictures of yourself.

[jjgp1112]

This is a parody account, made by Lucas Gardner, the same person who gave us that awesome @BILL_NYE_THO account that was eventually suspended:

http://betabeat.com/2012/09/rip-bill_ny ... -hes-done/