What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?

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What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?

Post by TheBigBoy » Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:52 pm

It's not too hard to imagine.

GOKU
I feel as if I should tend to my various responsibilities.
GOHAN
I understand.

BULMA enters room
BULMA
Can I get in on this?
GOKU
[holding in smoke] Come hit this.
GOHAN
Come and toke, sis.
BULMA
This is some good shit.
GOHAN
It's from Afghanistan.
BULMA
I'm worried about the war there.
GOKU
Oh, shut up. Hit this.
GOHAN
You're too conscientious, Bulma.
GOKU
Agreed.
BULMA
I like to smoke weed too. But I am also a dialectic thinker
GOKU
[eyes widen] You MUST be kidding me.
BULMA
I know, [coughs] it sounds silly.
GOHAN
I only care about blazing and enjoying myself.

the family laughs

KURIRIN
Come on now. Lemme hit it.
KURIRIN
[hits Goku's blunt] This is the good stuff.
GOKU
[satisfied] You know it.
GOHAN
Would you expect any less from my father?
BULMA
[visibly stoned] I'm becoming more concerned about the war in Afghanistan.
CHICHI
Oh come off it, you wet blanket! Shut your mouth!
BULMA
I'm serious.
GOKU
We know... That's your problem. You're TOO serious.
GOHAN
She spends too much time in her own head.
BULMA
I'm comfortable in my own head.
GOKU
That's what the weed is for.
everybody except Bulma laughs.
GOHAN
Good one, Dad.
GOKU
Forget about Bulma. Is anybody here NOT stoned? And where the hell is my other son?
GOHAN
Goten was at the bowling alley, last I heard

GOTEN enters

GOTEN
You bastards talking shit?
GOHAN
God, Goten. You are too brash. Calm down.
ANDROID 18
Hi, Goten. We were toking just now.
CHICHI
[to GOKU] Android 18 is the only one who can communicate with Goten. He shuts the rest of us out of his life.
GOKU
He has problems.
GOKU
[to Chichi] Marijuana helps him open up.
CHICHI
"Marijuana?" Goku, you are such a square!
GOKU
A square with a big fat blunt.
CHICHI
Speaking of, let me hit that?
GOKU
I don't have it.
CHICHI
What... Who has the blunt?
KURIRIN
I have it.
CHICHI
Pass it here.
PICCOLO enters.
PICCOLO
What the hell? No one told me about this smokesesh.
GOHAN
It's getting crowded in my room. We should go.
GOKU
Go where?
BULMA
Why not let's go to the gazebo?
GOHAN
"Why not let's?" Somebody's high.
BULMA
Read a book sometime, moron.
GOHAN
No thanks.
GAZEBO PICCOLO
Great. Hopefully the cops don't come by.
GOHAN
Oh shut up, and hit this fat blunt before I change my mind.
PICCOLO
Spicy!
GOKU
The cops can't see us back here anyway. That's why I call it the "Herb Fortress."
BULMA
Nice name.
GOHAN
Don't be a smart ass, Bulma
PICCOLO
God damn! This is some good shit!
GOHAN
It's your own weed, doofus!
GOKU
Actually I got that weed from Furiza, the man from the store.


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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?

Post by ssjprodigy » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:52 pm

Sometimes I wish you could upvote a post.....this is one of those times :clap: :clap:

the goten part had me dying! :lol:

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Post by Geekdom101 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:42 pm

Easily the best thread in the history of this board :lol:
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Post by Duo » Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:30 am

Geekdom101 wrote:Easily the best thread in the history of this board :lol:
I love how you still find a bit of time to browse things like this.

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Post by emperior » Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:32 am

What the fuck did I just read :lol:
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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?

Post by TheBigBoy » Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:50 pm

Before anyone thinks I'm some sort of comedy genius, all I did was take Marijuana Simpsons and switched the names to Dragon Ball ones.

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Post by GreatSaiyaman123 » Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:05 pm

Man, this is gold :lol: :lol:
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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?

Post by Geekdom101 » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:06 pm

Duo wrote:
Geekdom101 wrote:Easily the best thread in the history of this board :lol:
I love how you still find a bit of time to browse things like this.
It just caught my eye like "HUH!"
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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?

Post by Duo » Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:46 am

Geekdom101 wrote:
Duo wrote:
Geekdom101 wrote:Easily the best thread in the history of this board :lol:
I love how you still find a bit of time to browse things like this.
It just caught my eye like "HUH!"
Same here. The subject line holds so much potential for either sharp humor or absurd stupidity. The result is unsurprisingly a blend of both.

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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?

Post by Kunzait_83 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:07 pm

This subject's been tackled at least a few times over the years. Anyone else here reminded of this particular gem of fanart?

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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?

Post by floofychan333 » Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:35 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if the people who envision Goku smoking weed are on weed themselves.
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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?

Post by Cipher » Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:35 am

Goku's Herb Fortress is the only thing in Dragon Ball that's canon.

Nice touch with the Senzus for the munchies in the fanart.

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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?

Post by TheAldella » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:37 pm

...early sean schemmel always sounds high off his ass, so this works.
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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?

Post by TheShadowEmperor8055 » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:11 pm

LMFAOOO This is the best :lol: :lol: :lol:

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