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Ugliest DB Figures/Toys/Merch Thread

Post by Vegeta_Sama » Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:33 pm

I really don't know if this is the best place to post this, please let me know if it isn't. So, I saw tons of disgustingly horrible (and hilarious) DBZ merchendise, and I think it would be nice to have a thread where we put all of these failed attempts at figures.
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Vegata: Prince of all Raiyans
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Booris: God of Description
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Toranks
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Super Piccolo
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Lord Preeza
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Kid Goku: mentally challenged
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Post by KBABZ » Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:19 pm

I feel like there could be an entire section just for bad depictions of Goku's hair.

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Post by GamerSkull » Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:07 pm

That last one though. :lol:
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Post by Vegeta_Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2018 8:39 am

This HAS to be the WORST THING I have ever seen in my entire life. I present you, The Hope of the Universe: Gakku, the Duper Raiyan, doing his KAMAHANERA
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Post by Baggie_Saiyan » Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:59 am

Y'know you could save people by tagging these in spoilers, I have no idea what my eyes have just witnessed. :lol:

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Post by Vegeta_Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:06 am

Baggie_Saiyan wrote:Y'know you could save people by tagging these in spoilers, I have no idea what my eyes have just witnessed. :lol:
Yeah sorry about that :lol: :lol: But I figured that the thread looks way more interesting and fun without the tags. :lol:
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Post by Spider-Man » Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:06 pm

Oh my gosh those figures looks hilariously bad, The SSJ Goku figure is the worst one thanks for sharing it Vegeta_Sama :lol:
    Let me share these ugly figures that I found:[spoiler]ImageSupah Saija 3 Vegetuh
      ImageThis is true art
        ImageOhohoho Furiza looks beautiful.[/spoiler]

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        Post by Vegeta_Sama » Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:20 pm

        Spider-Man wrote:Oh my gosh those figures looks hilariously bad, The SSJ Goku figure is the worst one thanks for sharing it Vegeta_Sama :lol:
          Let me share theses ugly figures [spoiler]Supah Saiya vegetuh 3Image
            This is true art.Image
              Ohohoho Furiza looks beautiful.Image[/spoiler]
              Oh my god , that SS4 Vegeta's hair is cracking me up :lol: :lol: Thanks for contributing in the thread, man , those were awesome! :D
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              Post by Spider-Man » Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:23 pm

              Vegeta_Sama wrote: Oh my god , that SS4 Vegeta's hair is cracking me up :lol: :lol: Thanks for contributing in the thread, man , those were awesome! :D
              Your welcome and glad you like it :thumbup:

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              Post by One_Instance » Sat Mar 31, 2018 1:48 am

              Is that a Piccolo mobile?? :lol: :lol:

              This thread seems like it'll be a lot of fun. I used to have a picture of a white tee shirt someone drew a bad picture of Gohan on. I can't find it or the eBay listing, but I'm sure I can find other things to post in the meantime :D

              Edit: Just came across this. Just thought I would link it because it seems pretty relevant

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              Post by Vegeta_Sama » Sat Mar 31, 2018 5:10 am

              One_Instance wrote:Is that a Piccolo mobile?? :lol: :lol:

              This thread seems like it'll be a lot of fun. I used to have a picture of a white tee shirt someone drew a bad picture of Gohan on. I can't find it or the eBay listing, but I'm sure I can find other things to post in the meantime :D

              Edit: Just came across this. Just thought I would link it because it seems pretty relevant
              Thanks for the link, man. I'll upload the pictures in this thread shortly :D
              EDIT: Here they are:
              Noppa
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              Broccoli: The Legendary Duper Raiyan
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              Post by KBABZ » Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:13 am

              Vegeta_Sama wrote:Broccoli: The Legendary Duper Raiyan
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              That's pretty much how I see Broly in the first place, sooo...

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              Post by GamerSkull » Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:22 pm

              Vegeta_Sama wrote:
              One_Instance wrote:Is that a Piccolo mobile?? :lol: :lol:

              This thread seems like it'll be a lot of fun. I used to have a picture of a white tee shirt someone drew a bad picture of Gohan on. I can't find it or the eBay listing, but I'm sure I can find other things to post in the meantime :D

              Edit: Just came across this. Just thought I would link it because it seems pretty relevant
              Thanks for the link, man. I'll upload the pictures in this thread shortly :D
              EDIT: Here they are:
              Noppa
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              Broccoli: The Legendary Duper Raiyan
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              Jeez, what were they on?

              I actually kind of want those for the shits and giggles.
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              Post by floofychan333 » Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:46 pm

              The original Freeza figure here has human-looking arms and it's really terrifying.
              [spoiler]https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q= ... 0108696230[/spoiler]
              They sell these at my comic book store and they're not as bad as the other bootlegs but still a little terrifying. Seeing the characters as noseless robots is enough to make people at least a little uneasy.

              These (also sold at my store), however, take the cake:
              [spoiler]https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q= ... 0676168628[/spoiler]
              I don't know what it is about these, but somehow they just crack me and whoever I happen to be comic browsing with up. The sheer hideousness of these things makes me cry with happiness.
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              Post by Vegeta_Sama » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:44 am

              floofychan333 wrote:The original Freeza figure here has human-looking arms and it's really terrifying.
              [spoiler]https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q= ... 0108696230[/spoiler]
              They sell these at my comic book store and they're not as bad as the other bootlegs but still a little terrifying. Seeing the characters as noseless robots is enough to make people at least a little uneasy.

              These (also sold at my store), however, take the cake:
              [spoiler]https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q= ... 0676168628[/spoiler]
              I don't know what it is about these, but somehow they just crack me and whoever I happen to be comic browsing with up. The sheer hideousness of these things makes me cry with happiness.
              OMG, What's wrong with their eyes? :lol:
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              Post by One_Instance » Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:31 pm

              [spoiler]So close and yet so far, if not for the blue hair this figure would look perfect!
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              Post by Vegeta_Sama » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:33 am

              One_Instance wrote:[spoiler]So close and yet so far, if not for the blue hair this figure would look perfect!
              Image[/spoiler]
              Hooooly shit :lol: He looks like a woman
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              Post by KBABZ » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:25 am

              Vegeta_Sama wrote:
              One_Instance wrote:[spoiler]So close and yet so far, if not for the blue hair this figure would look perfect!
              Image[/spoiler]
              Hooooly shit :lol: He looks like a woman
              Hah, please.

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              Post by Vegeta_Sama » Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:03 am

              KBABZ wrote:
              Vegeta_Sama wrote:
              One_Instance wrote:[spoiler]So close and yet so far, if not for the blue hair this figure would look perfect!
              Image[/spoiler]
              Hooooly shit :lol: He looks like a woman
              Hah, please.
              ..... I think my should just died
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              Post by Vegeta_Sama » Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:49 am

              Vegeta_Sama wrote:
              KBABZ wrote:
              Vegeta_Sama wrote: Hooooly shit :lol: He looks like a woman
              Hah, please.
              ..... I think my should just died
              Fuck I meant soul :oops:

              Anyway, here's some more shitty merch for you all:

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              I don't even want to think about how such an error can be made.

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              If I didn't know any better, I'd think this was a fusion between Vegeta, and a giraffe

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              Goku, "What are you looking at?" edition
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