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Re: Ugliest DB Figures/Toys/Merch Thread

Post by One_Instance » Thu May 17, 2018 10:53 pm

I really like the idea behind this thread, so I'm gonna try to revive it.

Here's some bootleg chess set I found. Some of the pieces are better than others. I've ordered them best to worst
[spoiler]Honestly, no that bad of a figure.
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Again, not really bad, but why is Trunks on Icarus... and why does he look like he just saw a puppy die?
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Okay, now this is where the quality starts to dip.
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Two images for Freeza because his tail is a lump hanging off his ass that you can't see from the front.
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Gohan, completely with his LARPing sword and cone hair.
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Vegeta.... yeah his face looks like it was drawn with sharpie.
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18 with arms bigger than anything else on her body.
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I'm running out of things to say so just check these out.
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And last, but not least, the worst piece of all............. the Snake Princess!!
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Hope we can get this thread going again, but if not, I'm glad I could at least share this :lol:

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Re: Ugliest DB Figures/Toys/Merch Thread

Post by Vegeta_Sama » Fri May 18, 2018 10:29 am

One_Instance wrote:I really like the idea behind this thread, so I'm gonna try to revive it.

Here's some bootleg chess set I found. Some of the pieces are better than others. I've ordered them best to worst
[spoiler]Honestly, no that bad of a figure.
Image
Again, not really bad, but why is Trunks on Icarus... and why does he look like he just saw a puppy die?
Image
Okay, now this is where the quality starts to dip.
Image
Two images for Freeza because his tail is a lump hanging off his ass that you can't see from the front.
Image
Image
Gohan, completely with his LARPing sword and cone hair.
Image
Vegeta.... yeah his face looks like it was drawn with sharpie.
Image
18 with arms bigger than anything else on her body.
Image
I'm running out of things to say so just check these out.
Image
Image
Image
Image
And last, but not least, the worst piece of all............. the Snake Princess!!
Image[/spoiler]

Hope we can get this thread going again, but if not, I'm glad I could at least share this :lol:
Thank you for sharing this and reviving the thread man :D It's awesome how these go from mediocre/not-so-bad to just hilariously awful
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Re: Ugliest DB Figures/Toys/Merch Thread

Post by KBABZ » Fri May 18, 2018 3:26 pm

Vegeta_Sama wrote:
One_Instance wrote:I really like the idea behind this thread, so I'm gonna try to revive it.

Here's some bootleg chess set I found. Some of the pieces are better than others. I've ordered them best to worst
[spoiler]Honestly, no that bad of a figure.
Image
Again, not really bad, but why is Trunks on Icarus... and why does he look like he just saw a puppy die?
Image
Okay, now this is where the quality starts to dip.
Image
Two images for Freeza because his tail is a lump hanging off his ass that you can't see from the front.
Image
Image
Gohan, completely with his LARPing sword and cone hair.
Image
Vegeta.... yeah his face looks like it was drawn with sharpie.
Image
18 with arms bigger than anything else on her body.
Image
I'm running out of things to say so just check these out.
Image
Image
Image
Image
And last, but not least, the worst piece of all............. the Snake Princess!!
Image[/spoiler]

Hope we can get this thread going again, but if not, I'm glad I could at least share this :lol:
Thank you for sharing this and reviving the thread man :D It's awesome how these go from mediocre/not-so-bad to just hilariously awful
I also found it weird that they started with the lower-tier characters and then went to the popular ones, but then their botheration dropped quite quickly!

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Re: Ugliest DB Figures/Toys/Merch Thread

Post by TheGreatness25 » Tue May 29, 2018 7:44 am

I just have to say: Man, I love this thread.

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Re: Ugliest DB Figures/Toys/Merch Thread

Post by Vegeta_Sama » Thu May 31, 2018 5:12 am

TheGreatness25 wrote:I just have to say: Man, I love this thread.
Glad you enjoy it :D I'll try to add some more bad figures to the thread in the future
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Re: Ugliest DB Figures/Toys/Merch Thread

Post by Tian » Thu May 31, 2018 5:28 am

And now I proudly present the first two freaks of Tian's Horrible Figures Circus :

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Whatcha looking at?


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What is that mouth supposed to do? We'll never know...

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Post by Vegeta_Sama » Thu May 31, 2018 6:05 am

Tian wrote:And now I proudly present the first two freaks of Tian's Horrible Figures Circus :

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Whatcha looking at?


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What is that mouth supposed to do? We'll never know...
Frieza looks ready to give the SUCC
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Re: Ugliest DB Figures/Toys/Merch Thread

Post by Tian » Thu May 31, 2018 7:19 am

Vegeta_Sama wrote:
Tian wrote:And now I proudly present the first two freaks of Tian's Horrible Figures Circus :

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Whatcha looking at?


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What is that mouth supposed to do? We'll never know...
Frieza looks ready to give the SUCC
Yeah, he's like : "I don't only blow up planets, I can blow other stuff too."

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Post by Vegeta_Sama » Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:25 am

Well guys, I just found this masterpiece on reddit, I present you:
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Post by Yuli Ban » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:30 pm

Well, I'm glad I know what Virginia's cameltoe looks like
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Everything about this is a Holocaust of wrong, but that's the apex of terror.
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Post by Vegeta_Sama » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:21 pm

Yuli Ban wrote:Well, I'm glad I know what Virginia's cameltoe looks like
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Everything about this is a Holocaust of wrong, but that's the apex of terror.
Jesus Christ, that's something that I'll never unsee, even worse than Majin Vegeta with boobs. And I'm about to go to sleep too. Nightmares, here I come!
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Post by Super Vegeta » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:23 pm

Tian wrote:And now I proudly present the first two freaks of Tian's Horrible Figures Circus :

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What is that mouth supposed to do? We'll never know...

I actually had this figure when I was younger. It was a part of a series that could shoot energy balls. This specific Freeza figure would have an energy ball go into that slot and I believe there was a button on the back of his head that would launch the ball out of his mouth a few inches (and I'm being generous on the distance there).

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Post by TheBigBoy » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:22 am

I don't know how people buy those statues of the female characters with the giant hooters. Fucking embarrassing.

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Re: Ugliest DB Figures/Toys/Merch Thread

Post by KBABZ » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:23 am

TheBigBoy wrote:I don't know how people buy those statues of the female characters with the giant hooters. Fucking embarrassing.
Aside from the sexualization thing, it triggers my accuracy gland like crazy!

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Post by floofychan333 » Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:40 pm

Vegeta_Sama wrote:
Yuli Ban wrote:Well, I'm glad I know what Virginia's cameltoe looks like
Image

Everything about this is a Holocaust of wrong, but that's the apex of terror.
Jesus Christ, that's something that I'll never unsee, even worse than Majin Vegeta with boobs. And I'm about to go to sleep too. Nightmares, here I come!
That's something I've never seen. Sounds traumatic. Could somebody post that???
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Post by Yuli Ban » Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:57 pm

floofychan333 wrote:
Vegeta_Sama wrote:
Yuli Ban wrote:Well, I'm glad I know what Virginia's cameltoe looks like
Image

Everything about this is a Holocaust of wrong, but that's the apex of terror.
Jesus Christ, that's something that I'll never unsee, even worse than Majin Vegeta with boobs. And I'm about to go to sleep too. Nightmares, here I come!
That's something I've never seen. Sounds traumatic. Could somebody post that???
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Post by Tian » Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:41 am

Yuli Ban wrote:Well, I'm glad I know what Virginia's cameltoe looks like
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Everything about this is a Holocaust of wrong, but that's the apex of terror.
That Vejituh ain't right :shock:

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Post by Baggie_Saiyan » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:19 am

Bootleg Champa....

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Post by Vegeta_Sama » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:12 am

Baggie_Saiyan wrote:Bootleg Champa....

[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]
Jesus Christ :lol:
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Post by Baggie_Saiyan » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:21 am

From Bandai's new DBH SF Gashapon (also hello there DBS logo...) This awful Trunks. Holy crap that is woeful. Look I get it DBH stuff is aimed at kids while DBS stuff isn't and this has that amiibo gimmick but come on they're charging 400yen too that's their 2nd most expensive gashapon...

Bandai's next HG premium set is out end of this month as usual with all Bandai pre orders I am sweating... Lol.

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