Fu’s Experiment With The Reader Comences

[Steven Bloodriver]

What if one morning you had found yourself waking up in the middle of a pasture and then had noticed something you’ve always wanted to be in your possession just happening to be sitting right beside you, with you reaching for it, right before seeing with your own 2 eyes from about a quarter of a mile away from exactly where you were, your very own Waifu from Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, Dragon Ball Super, or any other Dragon Ball canon was about to run into Betty the Master of Pain from Kung Pow! Enter the Fist and also Moo Nieu from Kung Pow! Enter the Fist? Now, with the very evil duo of Betty and Moo Nieu putting a sudden halt to their sparring session from detecting the presence of an unaware man or woman from Betty and Moo Nieu masking their respective Kis, will you go and save your crush from the main antagonist of Kung Pow! Enter the Fist, an incredibly ruthless and power-hungry Martial Artist very similar to Mercenary Tao, and also of the secondary antagonist of Kung Pow! Enter the Fist, a Dairy Cow who knows enough of Martial Arts to give Yamcha a real run for his money, who in addition to acting as Betty’s Guardian when he or she is of course on duty and an ordinary Dairy Cow when he or she is of course off from making his or her own rounds across pastureland, or would you prefer to spectate in the hopes of your Waifu being able to defend himself or herself by making mere sport of Betty and Moo Nieu?