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I hate April Fools Jokes like the one on this front page...

Post by MajinBijiita » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:13 am

For a second I was so exstatic I almost cried...and then I remembered it is April first. I think I am going to die. I mean, come on, this is really going to kill some people...

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Post by tablet the eunuch » Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:04 am

You'll live

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Post by MajinBijiita » Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:27 pm

.......................................(Silence of Death)

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Post by Zackarotto » Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:51 pm

Haha, it happens. Just eat some cheese, or something. I guarantee this will restore your will to live.

If not, there's always seppuku. Assuming your arms are long enough...
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Post by Jerseymilk » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:41 pm

Zacko's an expert on seppuku! Sadly, so am I. :( :P
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Post by Mochi » Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:05 pm

My friend (named Bob) at school tricked everyone... He brought a letter saying he had to move back to Massachusettes so I made a comic dedication thing. I made Bob the dog say he was leaving, too, and all the other dogs were sad. And then he told me it was a joke, so I made Bob the dog get run over by Ramen Bowl Dog (he slides around standing in a ramen bowl). But his real name is Gohan. :D
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Post by Jerseymilk » Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:25 pm

Hey Mochi! Good to see you back! Has your mum replaced the T.V. yet? :lol:
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Post by Zackarotto » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:37 am

Zackarotto wrote:If not, there's always sepukku. Assuming your arms are long enough...
Damn, what am I thinking?! I mixed up seppuku with something else... I guess I just disgraced everyone who has ever commited seppuku.

So... who is going to be my kaishakunin? Anyone brushed up on their skills?

And what the hell are you talking about, Jersey-sama?

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Post by Mochi » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:45 am

Jerseymilk wrote:Hey Mochi! Good to see you back! Has your mum replaced the T.V. yet? :lol:
I was in my room so much I didn't even pay attention! O.o I don't know if she got it fixed or bought a new one. O_o I'll have to ask her.
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Post by Jerseymilk » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:53 am

Zackarotto wrote:
Zackarotto wrote:If not, there's always sepukku. Assuming your arms are long enough...
Damn, what am I thinking?! I mixed up seppuku with something else... I guess I just disgraced everyone who has ever commited seppuku.

So... who is going to be my kaishakunin? Anyone brushed up on their skills?

And what the hell are you talking about, Jersey-sama?
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Post by Jerseymilk » Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:10 am

*sniff* That's the most well-planned, beautiful seppuku ritual I've ever read! :cry: *sniff* I'm truly moved, and if you're still looking for a kaishakunin, I'll gladly volunteer! You can be sure that I'll slice you properly, and hey, I'd loooove to chop your head off. :twisted: :P
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Post by Zackarotto » Sat Apr 03, 2004 10:47 am

And I'm inviting everyone who won't puke all over the floor when it happens. The blood itself is damn trouble. :evil: :)

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Re: I hate April Fools Jokes like the one on this front page

Post by Gary » Mon Apr 12, 2004 12:47 pm

MajinBijiita wrote:For a second I was so exstatic I almost cried...and then I remembered it is April first. I think I am going to die. I mean, come on, this is really going to kill some people...
I thought it was great.
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Post by MajinBijiita » Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:26 pm

What are you all talking about? seppuku? Was that, some sort of suicide ritual? lol

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Post by VegettoEX » Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:54 pm

MajinBijiita wrote:What are you all talking about? seppuku? Was that, some sort of suicide ritual? lol
Yeah, that's exactly what seppuku is... ritual disembowelment.

For a really gruesome and real look at how it transpired from time to time, check out Yukio Mishima's "Patriotism." The reviews / descriptions there do a much better job than I ever could. it's really cheap, too... $7 (it's a short story).

Mishima was so into this way of thinking, that he wrote and starred in the film adaptation of the story, and eventually committed seppuku himself. Unhappy with the Japan of the 20th century, Mishima urged Japan's youth to take up arms and rebel against the government. In November of 1970, he read his manifesto to soldiers, shouted "Long live the emperor!" three times, and disemboweled himself.

Uhhh... as you can see, I feel very strongly about that story... and liked it... it's a very tough read (not in difficulty, but in stomaching it)...

And I'm waaaaaay off what we were talking about...
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Post by Xyex » Sat Apr 17, 2004 4:58 pm

*Clears Throat*

*In his best VegettoEX imitation*

On topic only please.

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Post by VegettoEX » Sat Apr 17, 2004 5:01 pm

Hah... Well, in dramatic ironic fashion...

*disembowels self*
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Post by PsyLiam » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:31 pm

*collapses to his knees over VegettoEX's body, and looks up to the sky*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Post by VegettoEX » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:49 pm

No, no. You've got it all wrong. You're supposed to lop off my head in a ritualistic fashion with a sword after I've disemboweled myself. It's actually quite an honor to be allowed to do so. The guy that did it for Mishima fucked up twice before slicing the damn thing off.

Wow. This is insane talking.

But it's OK, since there's an actual thread about the AF prank, elsewhere ^^.
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