Dragon Ball comedy.

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cheddarsword
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Dragon Ball comedy.

Post by cheddarsword » Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:00 am

Because why not? Come up with jokes or other funny things and post them here. Any kind will do, but there's already a thread for funny pictures. If it's adult oriented, spoiler tags would be appreciated.

Q: Why are all the gods of destruction named after alcoholic drinks?
A: Because they're all drunk with power!

Q: Why does Goku pluck Vegeta?
A: Because that's what farmers do!

Q: What did Freeza do when the pizza arrived?
A: He took a slice!

Q: Aside from looks, what do Android's 17 and 18 have in common?
A: They shared a Cell together!

Q: What did Goku do once he learned Instant Transmission?
A: He disappeared!

Q: What did Baby Ginyu say when he had a full diaper?
A: Change now!

Last one and I'm going to have to spoiler it:
[spoiler]Puar is such a scaredy cat! I mean, if he can change into ANYTHING he wants, why doesn't he change into something with some BALLS for once!?[/spoiler]

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Re: Dragon Ball comedy.

Post by Videlphia76ers » Mon Jun 26, 2017 5:11 am

Did you hear Rowan Atkinson's never ill?
Now they call him Mr. Senzu Bean

After Commander Red's failure to find the Dragon Balls, he's gone into food service.
Now they're the Red Robin Army.

What's Dr. Gero's advice on organ cloning stock?
Cell.

... "Dragon Ball Comedy" is barely comedy.
Cool dudes do cool stuff like 5 Chipotle burritos

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