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Meeting Akira Toriyama for the first time thoughts

Post by OWmyDragonBallz » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:08 pm

Sayonara Kanzenshuu members,

I just traveled around the world in 80 days. During my conquest, I've encountered some very famous individuals. One of them happened to be Akira Toriyama! It was a clear, warm, sunny afternoon. The Eagles were chirping, the beetles were buzzing, and the gorillas were beating their chest. We visited his bungalow after touring the ice cream factory at Noksandur, where he showed me his obsession with tentacle porn and a growing appetite toward his neighbors dog. It was rather strange that a hermit such as himself would enjoy these activities inside the privacy of his home, but nonetheless I was eager to ask him some questions!

After several hours of listening to his fantasies and fetishes, he finally explained to me in great detail how Broly is stronger than Beerus & Super Saiyan 4 Kakarot, Kid Buu is stronger than Super Buu, Super Saiyan 3 Kakarot is stronger than Mystic Gohan & Super Saiyan 3 Gotenks :thumbup:

After having answered all of my questions, one thing that still remains a mystery, is that he sleeps in a jogging suit handcuffed next to a giant stuffed tentacle with a drawing of his neighbors dog. I guess we'll never know what mischief Mr. Toriyama-san is up to.

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Post by sangofe » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:14 pm

I won't believe any of this until you provide video and sound proof. On another note, are you high on something?

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Post by Fulicer » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:16 pm

sangofe wrote:I won't believe any of this until you provide video and sound proof. On another note, are you high on something?
Weed is a helluva drug

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Post by AnimeMaakuo » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:20 pm

Something about this post seems suspicious :think:.
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Post by Hellspawn28 » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:22 pm

The funniest thread that I've read in a while :lol: .
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Post by Kendamu » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:46 pm

Seems legit.

Did he say anything about Evil Trunks vs SSJ5 Goku or if the next DBZ movie was going to be super dark and mature?
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Post by DarkPrince_92 » Sat Oct 18, 2014 5:10 pm

Dude gassed me up big time. As soon as I saw "tentacle porn" I knew he must have a person that ties his shoes for him.
Fulicer wrote:
sangofe wrote:I won't believe any of this until you provide video and sound proof. On another note, are you high on something?
Weed is a helluva drug
Weed does not do this to people...
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Post by Fulicer » Sat Oct 18, 2014 5:25 pm

DarkPrince_92 wrote:
Weed does not do this to people...
I've had people (that were high) say stupid, bizarre shit to me. Although most of what they say will be more disjointed than the guy's post.

But anyway, I wasn't really being serious when I said "Weed is helluva drug" (I know what weed does to people). It was more of a nonsensical post in response to this nonsense story. So I'll change it to "______ is a helluva drug"

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Post by Freeza Soldier #156 » Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:07 pm

Was this supposed to be funny? :eh: :thumbdown:

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Post by DarkPrince_92 » Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:24 pm

Fulicer wrote:I've had people (that were high) say stupid, bizarre shit to me. Although most of what they say will be more disjointed than the guy's post.

But anyway, I wasn't really being serious when I said "Weed is helluva drug" (I know what weed does to people). It was more of a nonsensical post in response to this nonsense story. So I'll change it to "______ is a helluva drug"
Well... I don't know about other people... but weed makes me laugh a lot (at nothing lol) and makes me want to eat anything I can grab. Makes some people philosophical... about random ass topics. I do that too sometimes.


This guy is on some next level shit. Definitely something much heavier. I also take him not responding as a sign of "I like to troll and dash".
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Post by Fulicer » Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:35 pm

DarkPrince_92 wrote:
Well... I don't know about other people... but weed makes me laugh a lot (at nothing lol) and makes me want to eat anything I can grab. Makes some people philosophical... about random ass topics. I do that too sometimes.


This guy is on some next level shit. Definitely something much heavier. I also take him not responding as a sign of "I like to troll and dash".
Yeah those first side effects (laughing and munchies) are usually part of the weed package. 8)

Despite his troll, this original poster definitely had some interesting nuggets in there. "Gorillas were beating their chest" LOL

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Post by Valerius Dover » Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:57 pm

Probably should've waited about five and a half months to make this thread. This would only make sense on that day. :?
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Post by Kuwabara » Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:58 pm

I like how I made a joke post like this but got my account banned.
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Post by dbboxkaifan » Sat Oct 18, 2014 7:29 pm

Broli stronger than Goku SSJ4? :lol:

Pretty funny post (it's a joke right?), OP. :D
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