Dragon Ball Pick-Up Lines!

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Dragon Ball Pick-Up Lines!

Post by The Desert Bandit » Fri Jun 26, 2015 8:06 pm

Kinda like that Dragon Ball pun thread a while back, except these are guaranteed to get you rejected when speaking to a fellow DB fan! As for using these on those who aren't fans, just be prepared to have them confused.

WARNING: These lines WILL get you smacked. You will NOT get to tap that after saying these! Especially to a female fan!

For my lines:
"Hey baby! You know you've just made my Power Pole extend?"
"Seeing you is like getting hit with a Kamehameha; Because I've felt an explosion."
"Hey girl! Would you like me to drill into you with my Special Beam Cannon?"
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Re: Dragon Ball Pick-Up Lines!

Post by Retan » Fri Jun 26, 2015 8:26 pm

Hey baby how's about you and I make a Spirit Bomb/Genki Dame together. hehehe Giggidy :wink:

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Re: Dragon Ball Pick-Up Lines!

Post by Bullza » Fri Jun 26, 2015 10:29 pm

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Re: Dragon Ball Pick-Up Lines!

Post by The Desert Bandit » Fri Jun 26, 2015 11:01 pm

Don't make this topic weird, Bullza!
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Re: Dragon Ball Pick-Up Lines!

Post by DragonBalllKaiHD » Sat Jun 27, 2015 1:17 am

The Desert Bandit wrote:Don't make this topic weird, Bullza!
This topic was already weird to begin with. This doesn't sound like it will warrant further worthwhile conversations.
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Re: Dragon Ball Pick-Up Lines!

Post by UltimateHammerBro » Sat Jun 27, 2015 6:26 am

Galick... Gun... FIRE!!!
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Re: Dragon Ball Pick-Up Lines!

Post by Kakacarrottop » Sat Jun 27, 2015 7:08 am

"Let that woman alone!"

Perfect for any damsel in distress
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Re: Dragon Ball Pick-Up Lines!

Post by Tanooki Kuribo » Sat Jun 27, 2015 12:04 pm

Android 18: "Hey, guys. I'm 18..."

Vegeta: "I'll show you my Bra if you show me yours."

Trunks: "Hey, can I interest you in some Trunks?"

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Re: Dragon Ball Pick-Up Lines!

Post by Ajay » Sat Jun 27, 2015 12:26 pm

"I hope you're #18 'cause I brought some Beers, now lemme grab that Majin Booty"

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Re: Dragon Ball Pick-Up Lines!

Post by OmegaRockman » Sat Jun 27, 2015 2:33 pm

AjayLikesGaming wrote:"I hope you're #18 'cause I brought some Beers, now lemme grab that Majin Booty"

I'm so sorry. Please don't ban me.
That was good, but not as good as WeeklyTubeShow Piccolo's attempt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m83HaOw5fg

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Post by Lord Beerus » Sat Jun 27, 2015 5:36 pm

My giant Shenlong is ready grant any wish you desire.

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Re: Dragon Ball Pick-Up Lines!

Post by TheGmGoken » Sat Jun 27, 2015 6:09 pm

I called my girlfriend after seeing this thread. I said
"Hey Queen, Are you related to Goten? Cause every time you get dress. You always Go Ten!".

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Re: Dragon Ball Pick-Up Lines!

Post by UpFromTheSkies » Sat Jun 27, 2015 6:44 pm

The Desert Bandit wrote:Don't make this topic weird, Bullza!
That line was crossed with the first post.

Now if you'll excuse me...

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