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Dragonball Crib

Post by Rena Rune » Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:09 pm

My mum wanted a Crib but I of course did not, but then I got the idea of doing a DRAGONBALL crib. I would have Goku in the manger, Yamcha and Bulma next to him, then Roshi, Tenshinhan and Krillin as the wisemen(because they're all bald).

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Post by Kingdom Heartless » Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:13 pm

Haha, not a bad idea. Are you talking about Goku as a baby, or Goku at about 12?

If you're talking about as a baby, I myself would use Gohan.
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Post by NeptuneKai » Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:22 pm

Yamcha and Bulma did not make Goku! Your new Dragonball religion is flawed and full of holes. I'm separating from the church.
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Post by The Time Traveller » Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:31 pm

I'd have Baby Gohan, Goku and the Virgin Chichi besides him, then Kame-sennin, Karin-sennin, and Kami-sama (Piccolo or Dende, either one's ok) as the wise men. Kuririn, Tenshinhan and Yamucha will be the shepherds, Chaozu, Oolong and Puerh as sheep, Bulma, Lunch, and 18 as three sexy angels, Captain Chicken as a chicken in the stable, and Mr. Satan as Himself.

Special Guest Star: Piccolo Daimao's throw up egg as the afterbirth.


And the illusion is complete.

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Post by Innagadadavida » Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:45 pm

The Time Traveller wrote:I'd have Baby Gohan, Goku and the Virgin Chichi besides him, then Kame-sennin, Karin-sennin, and Kami-sama (Piccolo or Dende, either one's ok) as the wise men. Kuririn, Tenshinhan and Yamucha will be the shepherds, Chaozu, Oolong and Puerh as sheep, Bulma, Lunch, and 18 as three sexy angels, Captain Chicken as a chicken in the stable, and Mr. Satan as Himself.

Special Guest Star: Piccolo Daimao's throw up egg as the afterbirth.


And the illusion is complete.
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Post by Kendamu » Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:50 pm

The Time Traveller wrote:I'd have Baby Gohan, Goku and the Virgin Chichi besides him, then Kame-sennin, Karin-sennin, and Kami-sama (Piccolo or Dende, either one's ok) as the wise men. Kuririn, Tenshinhan and Yamucha will be the shepherds, Chaozu, Oolong and Puerh as sheep, Bulma, Lunch, and 18 as three sexy angels, Captain Chicken as a chicken in the stable, and Mr. Satan as Himself.

Special Guest Star: Piccolo Daimao's throw up egg as the afterbirth.


And the illusion is complete.
I'd personally cast Mr. Satan as God. :lol:
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Post by Rocketman » Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:14 pm

Good sir, I am offended and shall be burning down your house soon.

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Post by Rena Rune » Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:48 pm

All I have are those figures though :P I got that Magnetic pack.

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Post by AnzuMazaki » Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:55 pm

Is it me or should this actually be in the fanworks section?

Good Idea though. :D
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Post by SSJ2bardock » Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:06 pm

People keep saying Gohan should be the baby Jesus... yeah about that.

Gohan=Jesus?

They both had great potential because of their parents, but didn't Jesus actually manage to do something worthwhile with his potential? The only thing worse than Gohan would be baby Goten. :roll:
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Post by NeptuneKai » Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:08 pm

SSJ2bardock wrote:People keep saying Gohan should be the baby Jesus... yeah about that.

Gohan=Jesus?

They both had great potential because of their parents, but didn't Jesus actually manage to do something worthwhile with his potential?
Jesus ends up dying and remaining dead for the good of humanity...maybe he should indeed be Goku.
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Post by Kendamu » Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:11 pm

SSJ2bardock wrote:People keep saying Gohan should be the baby Jesus... yeah about that.

Gohan=Jesus?

They both had great potential because of their parents, but didn't Jesus actually manage to do something worthwhile with his potential? The only thing worse than Gohan would be baby Goten. :roll:
Because Dragonball is a perfect parallel for Christianity and we need to keep it completely consistent rather than just trying to entertain ourselves with the idea of what would kinda look cool and might somehow also be funny.
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Post by SSJ2bardock » Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:17 pm

I was just pointing out that Goku is clearly a lot closer to Jesus than Gohan was, if that's even possible. Guess I shouldn't have tried to put religion and logic together eh?
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Post by Raki » Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:29 pm

SSJ2bardock wrote:I was just pointing out that Goku is clearly a lot closer to Jesus than Gohan was, if that's even possible. Guess I shouldn't have tried to put religion and logic together eh?
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Post by Krakabeast » Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:39 pm

Bardock shall be God if Goku is Jesus. That would be a very weak God.
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Post by NeptuneKai » Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:41 pm

Krakabeast wrote:Bardock shall be God if Goku is Jesus. That would be a very weak God.
No, no Bardock is Joseph. Toriyama is God.
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Post by SSJ2bardock » Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:42 pm

NeptuneKai wrote:
Krakabeast wrote:Bardock shall be God if Goku is Jesus. That would be a very weak God.
No, no Bardock is Joseph. Toriyama is God.
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Post by Bussani » Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:50 pm

NeptuneKai wrote:
Krakabeast wrote:Bardock shall be God if Goku is Jesus. That would be a very weak God.
No, no Bardock is Joseph. Toriyama is God.
So would Seripa be the default Mary?

Personally I liked the idea of Gohan being Jesus simply because you could then have Goku and Chichi as the parents, rather than Bardock and whoever. But thinking about it logically Goku would be a better choice.

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Post by Kendamu » Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:59 pm

NeptuneKai wrote:
Krakabeast wrote:Bardock shall be God if Goku is Jesus. That would be a very weak God.
No, no Bardock is Joseph. Toriyama is God.
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Post by Rocketman » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:18 pm

Bussani wrote:Personally I liked the idea of Gohan being Jesus simply because you could then have him be brutally tortured in one of the ancient world's most barbaric execution practices
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