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Post by Piccolo Daimao » Sat May 12, 2012 5:31 pm

I was wondering if anyone knew of any Dragon Ball chat-up lines. I was thinking of one for Butta, along the lines of mentioning an innuendo to do with him being "the fastest in the universe".
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Post by DBZAOTA482 » Sat May 12, 2012 6:01 pm

"The mighty shenron is rising!"

"Power pole extend!"

"THIS IS AMAZING! YES! YES! YES! I CAN WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I. CAN. DO. THIS. UGGGGGGH!!!"
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Post by samuraix123 » Sun May 13, 2012 2:09 am

Hitiro wrote:This is all you'll ever need.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIMHjHgf ... re=related
Haha that's funny can you just imagine someone walking up and saying that too you? :lol: I was trying to think of some good ones but forgot lol
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Post by Piccolo Daimao » Sun May 13, 2012 9:56 am

Hitiro wrote:This is all you'll ever need.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIMHjHgf ... re=related
That was brilliant. :D
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Post by OzzyApu » Sun May 13, 2012 4:14 pm

DBZAOTA482 wrote:"THIS IS AMAZING! YES! YES! YES! I CAN WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I. CAN. DO. THIS. UGGGGGGH!!!"
Wait, who said this?

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Post by Hitiro » Sun May 13, 2012 4:24 pm

OzzyApu wrote:
DBZAOTA482 wrote:"THIS IS AMAZING! YES! YES! YES! I CAN WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I. CAN. DO. THIS. UGGGGGGH!!!"
Wait, who said this?
Are you being serious about this or are you just being sarcastic? It was Piccolo right after he fused with Nail on Namek.

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Post by OzzyApu » Sun May 13, 2012 4:35 pm

Hitiro wrote:
OzzyApu wrote:
DBZAOTA482 wrote:"THIS IS AMAZING! YES! YES! YES! I CAN WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I. CAN. DO. THIS. UGGGGGGH!!!"
Wait, who said this?
Are you being serious about this or are you just being sarcastic? It was Piccolo right after he fused with Nail on Namek.
Is it from the English dub (which one)? The version I have (Japanese) has him saying that he has the ultimate power. It was a little over the top, but not as corny as that horrid line above.

Edit: Ok wow I just looked it up. I grew up watching those episodes during the late '90s and early 2000 but it's been nearly ten years since I've seen a whole dub episode. I totally forgot how bad that was. Damn is that an atrocious scene to see after so long.

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Post by Hitiro » Sun May 13, 2012 4:48 pm

OzzyApu wrote: Is it from the English dub (which one)? The version I have (Japanese) has him saying that he has the ultimate power. It was a little over the top, but not as corny as that horrid line above.
Both
Ocean: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To3JaRI2aAk
Funi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-hdxds3V-0

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Post by OzzyApu » Sun May 13, 2012 5:02 pm

Yeah yeah my bad for not looking it up earlier. Those gave me the douche-chills watching them again after so long. Hooouugggh :oops:

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Post by Piccolo Daimao » Sun May 13, 2012 5:44 pm

Hitiro wrote:
OzzyApu wrote:Is it from the English dub (which one)? The version I have (Japanese) has him saying that he has the ultimate power. It was a little over the top, but not as corny as that horrid line above.
Both
Ocean: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To3JaRI2aAk
Funi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-hdxds3V-0
I can just imagine Piccolo saying that as he's constipated on the toilet, then finally shits everything out.
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Post by Hitiro » Sun May 13, 2012 7:21 pm

Piccolo Daimao wrote:
Hitiro wrote:
OzzyApu wrote:Is it from the English dub (which one)? The version I have (Japanese) has him saying that he has the ultimate power. It was a little over the top, but not as corny as that horrid line above.
Both
Ocean: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To3JaRI2aAk
Funi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-hdxds3V-0
I can just imagine Piccolo saying that as he's constipated on the toilet, then finally shits everything out.
Who says Piccolo has an ass? :P

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Post by Gonstead » Sun May 13, 2012 10:30 pm

If you really want to go for a combination of the two, look at this piece of crap I made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SepUzkjt8k

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Post by Saiga » Sun May 13, 2012 10:52 pm

Hitiro wrote:This is all you'll ever need.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIMHjHgf ... re=related
Well that was unexpected. :shock: Never seen that before, I found that so funny it had me in tears.
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Post by DBZGTKOSDH » Mon May 14, 2012 9:21 am

Hitiro wrote:
Piccolo Daimao wrote:I can just imagine Piccolo saying that as he's constipated on the toilet, then finally shits everything out.
Who says Piccolo has an ass? :P
He shouldn't have, since he is not eating food. He should only be able to pee, but the sick mystery is, how?
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Post by Saiga » Mon May 14, 2012 9:30 am

DBZGTKOSDH wrote:
Hitiro wrote:
Piccolo Daimao wrote:I can just imagine Piccolo saying that as he's constipated on the toilet, then finally shits everything out.
Who says Piccolo has an ass? :P
He shouldn't have, since he is not eating food. He should only be able to pee, but the sick mystery is, how?
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Post by Michsi » Mon May 14, 2012 11:19 am

He shouldn't have,since he is not eating food.
He shouldn't have teeth either, but every namekian does, so yeah....... what an interesting turn of topic though, seriosly....

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Post by Piccolo Daimao » Mon May 14, 2012 3:51 pm

Piccolo has teeth, a dingaling and an ass because he's Piccolo.
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Post by soulnova » Tue May 15, 2012 1:24 pm

Hahaha, I thought the Piccoro quote was only from TFS.

In Spanish, he more or less followed the Japanese script claiming he was the strongest and no one could stop him, or something along the lines. xD
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