Ten easy ways how Yamcha could defeat SSB Gogeta...

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Ten easy ways how Yamcha could defeat SSB Gogeta...

Post by Psajdak » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:09 pm

ROFL. :lol:

There is no possible way Yamcha could ever win.

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Post by Fionordequester » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:40 pm

Yamcha defeated SSB Gogeta 10 times, using ten weird tricks. Saiyans HATE him!!
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Re: Ten easy ways how Yamcha could defeat SSB Gogeta...

Post by Polyphase Avatron » Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:29 pm

1. Play dead until he defuses
2. Hide behind Bulma and Chichi
3. Shame him by calling him a gutless wimp for needing fusion to deal with him, of all people
4. Distract him with food
5. Steal the Zeno button in advance and press it
6. Have Puar shapeshift into Vegito to confuse him
7. Defeat him in a game of baseball
8. Fuse with Daishinkan
9. Gather the Dragonballs and wish for the fight to be cancelled
10. Find someone stronger to fight in his place
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Re: Ten easy ways how Yamcha could defeat SSB Gogeta...

Post by theherodjl » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:26 pm

Can't forget the fact that Yamcha is the best human shield against Saibamen, something Gogeta could never hope to aspire to. :mrgreen:
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Re: Ten easy ways how Yamcha could defeat SSB Gogeta...

Post by Matches Malone » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:23 am

Saiyans can't breath in space, so all he'd have to do is get Gogeta to go to space with him then kick him off the ship.

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Re: Ten easy ways how Yamcha could defeat SSB Gogeta...

Post by The_Destroyer » Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:09 am

We could come up with some stuff:

1. Fuse with someone stronger
2. Use the Super Dragonballs to wish to be stronger than Gogeta(they can grant anything)
3. Use the regular dragonballs to wish for immortality + learn the mafuba so he can't be trapped.
4. Wait out the fusion
5. Take hostages like Bulma, Chi-Chi, etc...
6. Frost's poison needles?
7. Cook food for Whis so he can learn UI(Roshi could learn it and Yamcha is said to be a good cook)
8. Cook food for Gogeta to distract him
9. Get his guard down so Puar can fire Sorbet's ring
10. Mess up the dance so the fusion goes wrong

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Re: Ten easy ways how Yamcha could defeat SSB Gogeta...

Post by DBZ Macky » Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:00 pm

Yamcha could catch Gogeta off-guard with the Soukidan and kill him the same way Sorbet gravely wounded SS Blue Goku in RoF.
It's not impossible given Super's track record.
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