What if Chichi had sex with Yamcha and just wished Gohan to be Goku's son so she wouldnt get caught

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What if Chichi had sex with Yamcha and just wished Gohan to be Goku's son so she wouldnt get caught

Post by Cure Dragon 255 » Fri May 05, 2023 12:14 am

Cure Dragon's batshit crazy thread #243 lol.

I know this is batshit but at least its less batshit than most fanfics.
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Post by JulieYBM » Fri May 05, 2023 12:50 am

That sounds like an interesting and funny idea for a NTR story. It's a shame Shueisha probably wouldn't make an official work like that.
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Post by Kid Buu » Fri May 05, 2023 9:38 am

Well Goku didn't know about kissing girls in Super, right?

I buy into this theory.
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Post by PurestEvil » Fri May 05, 2023 9:41 am

...what sort of doujins have you been reading lately?
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Re: What if Chichi had sex with Yamcha and just wished Gohan to be Goku's son so she wouldnt get caught

Post by Zephyr » Fri May 05, 2023 9:49 am

I'm not confident she'd know how to operate the Dragon Radar.

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Post by WittyUsername » Fri May 05, 2023 6:03 pm

Gohan was born by a wish from the Dragon Balls, and Goten is a clone Bulma created as a favor to Chi-Chi. Goku is canonically a virgin who has no idea what sex even is. In fact, Chi-Chi probably doesn’t know what it is.

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Post by JulieYBM » Fri May 05, 2023 9:29 pm

PurestEvil wrote: ↑Fri May 05, 2023 9:41 am ...what sort of doujins have you been reading lately?
The good kind, of course.
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Post by ATA » Fri May 05, 2023 9:42 pm

Jokes aside this is why I LOVE Gohan's haircut in Superhero. He FINALLY got a haircut that's unique to him but obviously related to Goku. His dumbass needed that. I wish he keeps it for the rest of franchise history.
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Post by JulieYBM » Sat May 06, 2023 12:34 am

What if Pan is Yamcha's child? That would be a hell of a twist. I would love to see how Gokuu and Gohan react to their kids actually being Yamcha's kids.
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Post by Cure Dragon 255 » Sat May 06, 2023 12:42 am

Nah that's going TOO FAR. Also ew incest. Or is there incest?

EDIT: Although THAT could explain why Pan cant go Super Saiyan. Wow I hate to admit it but this idea makes more and more sense the more I think about it.
Marz wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:27 pm "Well, the chapter was good, the story was good and so were the fights. But a new transformation, in Dragon Ball? And one that's ugly? This is where we draw the line!!! Jump the Shark moment!!"

This forum is so over-dramatic that it's not even funny.
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Post by JulieYBM » Sat May 06, 2023 8:48 am

Cure Dragon 255 wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 12:42 am Nah that's going TOO FAR. Also ew incest. Or is there incest?

EDIT: Although THAT could explain why Pan cant go Super Saiyan. Wow I hate to admit it but this idea makes more and more sense the more I think about it.
Videl isn't related to Yamcha, it's not incest for her to have Yamcha's child.

We did it. We finally figured out why Pan can't transform into a Super Saiyan.
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Post by Kid Buu » Sat May 06, 2023 8:58 am

JulieYBM wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 8:48 am
Cure Dragon 255 wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 12:42 am Nah that's going TOO FAR. Also ew incest. Or is there incest?

EDIT: Although THAT could explain why Pan cant go Super Saiyan. Wow I hate to admit it but this idea makes more and more sense the more I think about it.
Videl isn't related to Yamcha, it's not incest for her to have Yamcha's child.

We did it. We finally figured out why Pan can't transform into a Super Saiyan.
Plot twist: Videl is Yamcha's daughter.
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Post by JulieYBM » Sat May 06, 2023 9:31 am

Kid Buu wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 8:58 am
JulieYBM wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 8:48 am
Cure Dragon 255 wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 12:42 am Nah that's going TOO FAR. Also ew incest. Or is there incest?

EDIT: Although THAT could explain why Pan cant go Super Saiyan. Wow I hate to admit it but this idea makes more and more sense the more I think about it.
Videl isn't related to Yamcha, it's not incest for her to have Yamcha's child.

We did it. We finally figured out why Pan can't transform into a Super Saiyan.
Plot twist: Videl is Yamcha's daughter.
Aah, I see. Mr. Satan killed her mother and stole her as a child before she could tell Yamcha. It all makes sense now.
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Re: What if Chichi had sex with Yamcha and just wished Gohan to be Goku's son so she wouldnt get caught

Post by Tian » Sat May 06, 2023 5:05 pm

Hmm... I wonder what Shadow Dragon would be born from that wish...

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Post by JulieYBM » Sat May 06, 2023 8:54 pm

Tian wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 5:05 pm Hmm... I wonder what Shadow Dragon would be born from that wish...
I suspect that they could be very handsome and cunning.
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Post by NeoZ Duwang » Sat May 06, 2023 9:22 pm

That's what I believe now. Also, Trunks is the son of Vegeta and Uranai Baba, but Blooma is the one who decided to raise him
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Re: What if Chichi had sex with Yamcha and just wished Gohan to be Goku's son so she wouldnt get caught

Post by FPSSJ4_Goku » Mon May 15, 2023 1:22 pm

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