What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?
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What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?
It's not too hard to imagine.
GOKU
I feel as if I should tend to my various responsibilities.
GOHAN
I understand.
BULMA enters room
BULMA
Can I get in on this?
GOKU
[holding in smoke] Come hit this.
GOHAN
Come and toke, sis.
BULMA
This is some good shit.
GOHAN
It's from Afghanistan.
BULMA
I'm worried about the war there.
GOKU
Oh, shut up. Hit this.
GOHAN
You're too conscientious, Bulma.
GOKU
Agreed.
BULMA
I like to smoke weed too. But I am also a dialectic thinker
GOKU
[eyes widen] You MUST be kidding me.
BULMA
I know, [coughs] it sounds silly.
GOHAN
I only care about blazing and enjoying myself.
the family laughs
KURIRIN
Come on now. Lemme hit it.
KURIRIN
[hits Goku's blunt] This is the good stuff.
GOKU
[satisfied] You know it.
GOHAN
Would you expect any less from my father?
BULMA
[visibly stoned] I'm becoming more concerned about the war in Afghanistan.
CHICHI
Oh come off it, you wet blanket! Shut your mouth!
BULMA
I'm serious.
GOKU
We know... That's your problem. You're TOO serious.
GOHAN
She spends too much time in her own head.
BULMA
I'm comfortable in my own head.
GOKU
That's what the weed is for.
everybody except Bulma laughs.
GOHAN
Good one, Dad.
GOKU
Forget about Bulma. Is anybody here NOT stoned? And where the hell is my other son?
GOHAN
Goten was at the bowling alley, last I heard
GOTEN enters
GOTEN
You bastards talking shit?
GOHAN
God, Goten. You are too brash. Calm down.
ANDROID 18
Hi, Goten. We were toking just now.
CHICHI
[to GOKU] Android 18 is the only one who can communicate with Goten. He shuts the rest of us out of his life.
GOKU
He has problems.
GOKU
[to Chichi] Marijuana helps him open up.
CHICHI
"Marijuana?" Goku, you are such a square!
GOKU
A square with a big fat blunt.
CHICHI
Speaking of, let me hit that?
GOKU
I don't have it.
CHICHI
What... Who has the blunt?
KURIRIN
I have it.
CHICHI
Pass it here.
PICCOLO enters.
PICCOLO
What the hell? No one told me about this smokesesh.
GOHAN
It's getting crowded in my room. We should go.
GOKU
Go where?
BULMA
Why not let's go to the gazebo?
GOHAN
"Why not let's?" Somebody's high.
BULMA
Read a book sometime, moron.
GOHAN
No thanks.
GAZEBO PICCOLO
Great. Hopefully the cops don't come by.
GOHAN
Oh shut up, and hit this fat blunt before I change my mind.
PICCOLO
Spicy!
GOKU
The cops can't see us back here anyway. That's why I call it the "Herb Fortress."
BULMA
Nice name.
GOHAN
Don't be a smart ass, Bulma
PICCOLO
God damn! This is some good shit!
GOHAN
It's your own weed, doofus!
GOKU
Actually I got that weed from Furiza, the man from the store.
TO BE CONTINUED
GOKU
I feel as if I should tend to my various responsibilities.
GOHAN
I understand.
BULMA enters room
BULMA
Can I get in on this?
GOKU
[holding in smoke] Come hit this.
GOHAN
Come and toke, sis.
BULMA
This is some good shit.
GOHAN
It's from Afghanistan.
BULMA
I'm worried about the war there.
GOKU
Oh, shut up. Hit this.
GOHAN
You're too conscientious, Bulma.
GOKU
Agreed.
BULMA
I like to smoke weed too. But I am also a dialectic thinker
GOKU
[eyes widen] You MUST be kidding me.
BULMA
I know, [coughs] it sounds silly.
GOHAN
I only care about blazing and enjoying myself.
the family laughs
KURIRIN
Come on now. Lemme hit it.
KURIRIN
[hits Goku's blunt] This is the good stuff.
GOKU
[satisfied] You know it.
GOHAN
Would you expect any less from my father?
BULMA
[visibly stoned] I'm becoming more concerned about the war in Afghanistan.
CHICHI
Oh come off it, you wet blanket! Shut your mouth!
BULMA
I'm serious.
GOKU
We know... That's your problem. You're TOO serious.
GOHAN
She spends too much time in her own head.
BULMA
I'm comfortable in my own head.
GOKU
That's what the weed is for.
everybody except Bulma laughs.
GOHAN
Good one, Dad.
GOKU
Forget about Bulma. Is anybody here NOT stoned? And where the hell is my other son?
GOHAN
Goten was at the bowling alley, last I heard
GOTEN enters
GOTEN
You bastards talking shit?
GOHAN
God, Goten. You are too brash. Calm down.
ANDROID 18
Hi, Goten. We were toking just now.
CHICHI
[to GOKU] Android 18 is the only one who can communicate with Goten. He shuts the rest of us out of his life.
GOKU
He has problems.
GOKU
[to Chichi] Marijuana helps him open up.
CHICHI
"Marijuana?" Goku, you are such a square!
GOKU
A square with a big fat blunt.
CHICHI
Speaking of, let me hit that?
GOKU
I don't have it.
CHICHI
What... Who has the blunt?
KURIRIN
I have it.
CHICHI
Pass it here.
PICCOLO enters.
PICCOLO
What the hell? No one told me about this smokesesh.
GOHAN
It's getting crowded in my room. We should go.
GOKU
Go where?
BULMA
Why not let's go to the gazebo?
GOHAN
"Why not let's?" Somebody's high.
BULMA
Read a book sometime, moron.
GOHAN
No thanks.
GAZEBO PICCOLO
Great. Hopefully the cops don't come by.
GOHAN
Oh shut up, and hit this fat blunt before I change my mind.
PICCOLO
Spicy!
GOKU
The cops can't see us back here anyway. That's why I call it the "Herb Fortress."
BULMA
Nice name.
GOHAN
Don't be a smart ass, Bulma
PICCOLO
God damn! This is some good shit!
GOHAN
It's your own weed, doofus!
GOKU
Actually I got that weed from Furiza, the man from the store.
TO BE CONTINUED
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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?
Sometimes I wish you could upvote a post.....this is one of those times
the goten part had me dying!
the goten part had me dying!
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Easily the best thread in the history of this board
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I love how you still find a bit of time to browse things like this.Geekdom101 wrote:Easily the best thread in the history of this board
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What the fuck did I just read
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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?
Before anyone thinks I'm some sort of comedy genius, all I did was take Marijuana Simpsons and switched the names to Dragon Ball ones.
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Man, this is gold
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It just caught my eye like "HUH!"Duo wrote:I love how you still find a bit of time to browse things like this.Geekdom101 wrote:Easily the best thread in the history of this board
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Same here. The subject line holds so much potential for either sharp humor or absurd stupidity. The result is unsurprisingly a blend of both.Geekdom101 wrote:It just caught my eye like "HUH!"Duo wrote:I love how you still find a bit of time to browse things like this.Geekdom101 wrote:Easily the best thread in the history of this board
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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?
This subject's been tackled at least a few times over the years. Anyone else here reminded of this particular gem of fanart?
http://80s90sdragonballart.tumblr.com/
Kunzait's Wuxia Thread
Kunzait's Wuxia Thread
Journey to the West, chapter 26 wrote:The strong man will meet someone stronger still:
Come to naught at last he surely will!
Zephyr wrote:And that's to say nothing of how pretty much impossible it is to capture what made the original run of the series so great. I'm in the generation of fans that started with Toonami, so I totally empathize with the feeling of having "missed the party", experiencing disappointment, and wanting to experience it myself. But I can't, that's how life is. Time is a bitch. The party is over. Kageyama, Kikuchi, and Maeda are off the sauce now; Yanami almost OD'd; Yamamoto got arrested; Toriyama's not going to light trash cans on fire and hang from the chandelier anymore. We can't get the band back together, and even if we could, everyone's either old, in poor health, or calmed way the fuck down. Best we're going to get, and are getting, is a party that's almost entirely devoid of the magic that made the original one so awesome that we even want more.
Kamiccolo9 wrote:It grinds my gears that people get "outraged" over any of this stuff. It's a fucking cartoon. If you are that determined to be angry about something, get off the internet and make a stand for something that actually matters.
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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?
I wouldn't be surprised if the people who envision Goku smoking weed are on weed themselves.
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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?
Goku's Herb Fortress is the only thing in Dragon Ball that's canon.
Nice touch with the Senzus for the munchies in the fanart.
Nice touch with the Senzus for the munchies in the fanart.
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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?
...early sean schemmel always sounds high off his ass, so this works.
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Re: What if the Z-Fighters smoked weed?
LMFAOOO This is the best