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Dragon Ball Puns!

Post by eledoremassis02 » Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:58 pm

Ok I can't help it... feel free to share your own!

"It's all fine and Dende until the Kami dies"

"Frieza sure hit the "Nail" on the head"

"Saibamen krillin yamcha!"
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Post by Metalwario64 » Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:05 pm

You've already used Krillin, but I always like to say "Freeza, stop! You're killin' Krillin!" in a terrible early Sean Schemmel voice! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dragon Ball Puns!

Post by floofychan333 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:34 pm

Vegeta (while flying to Earth in a Saiyajin pod) "That's it, I'm taking a Nappa until we arrive."

(Sorry this is terrible, it's all I could think of)
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Re: Dragon Ball Puns!

Post by Desassina » Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:39 am

"It's all fine and Dende until the Kami dies"
"That's it, I'm taking a Nappa until we arrive."
These are great!

"When you take ten to the chin by his own hand you have just been... Tenshinhan'd."
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Re: Dragon Ball Puns!

Post by Kanassa » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:16 am

Some say Frieza has a kold heart.

When death is on your tail, best to grab life by the dragon balls.
When Super apparently shoves Goku down our throats:
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Kanassa wrote:
FoolsGil wrote:I hope Mark is dead. But chances are the dragonballs will bring his stupid ass back. :D
- FoolsGil, Out of Context, 2017
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Post by Desassina » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:17 am

Kanassa wrote:When death is on your tail, best to grab life by the dragon balls.
Nice! :thumbup:

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Post by Kanassa » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:34 am

I swear, she said she was 18!
When Super apparently shoves Goku down our throats:
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Kanassa wrote:
FoolsGil wrote:I hope Mark is dead. But chances are the dragonballs will bring his stupid ass back. :D
- FoolsGil, Out of Context, 2017
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Re: Dragon Ball Puns!

Post by rereboy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:42 pm

Cell sucks!

Bulma is a vegetarian, if you know what I'm saiyan!
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Re: Dragon Ball Puns!

Post by Ki Breaker » Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:55 am

How is kame sane-in the ocean

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Re: Dragon Ball Puns!

Post by Tian » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:03 am

Cell - Why don't you tell your son to "Gohan" home?

Vegeta - You know what I'm "Saiyan".

Goku - Freeza was cool but his brother was "Cooler".
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Re: Dragon Ball Puns!

Post by Kanassa » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:19 pm

Are you a Namekian? Because you've nailed it!
When Super apparently shoves Goku down our throats:
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Kanassa wrote:
FoolsGil wrote:I hope Mark is dead. But chances are the dragonballs will bring his stupid ass back. :D
- FoolsGil, Out of Context, 2017
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Post by Nejishiki » Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:57 am

With a pun like that, I'll have to slug you.
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Re: Dragon Ball Puns!

Post by Black Hawk » Wed Mar 01, 2017 5:08 am

This is officially my favorite thread on all of Kanzenshuu. True to my icon being Yang from RWBY, I love puns with a passion.

Me, before the puns:
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Freeza was really Cold-hearted before he Chilled out. Now he's a much Coola guy. You could even say he's Frost-y. Don't get me started on that Cell guy, though; he really ought to be put in one.

Me, after the puns:
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Don't let me ruin the fun, though; Tullece more puns! They'll keep us laughing for Oolong time! Okay, I'm gonna stop now; I've really Goten out of hand here.
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