What Dragon Ball characters would never say

[DBZAOTA482]

Goku

Martial arts is such a meaningless sport. I feel investing in politics is much more productive with everyone's time.

I don't want any seconds.

Yo Chichi! How 'bout we go out on a romantic dinner under the moonlight?

Gohan, listen to your mom and keep on studyin' because an education is really important if you wanna succeed in life.

Gohan

I loathe you, father.

Vegeta

Maybe physical strength isn't the only thing that matters in this world.

Goku.

Piccolo

Hey Gohan, go away you insufferable worm.

Chichi

I don't mind Gohan-chan fightin' alongside with you at all, Goku-sa.

Gohan-chan! Stop studyin' this instant!

[Insertclevername]

Yamucha

I won!

Kamesennin

Ew, cover up Bulma!

[shonenhikada]

You guys stole this thread idea from db.co.uk.

[TripleRach]

You guys stole this thread idea from db.co.uk.

A lot of fan sites in the late 90s had "Things DB characters would never say" sections. This is nothing new.

In fact, I'm surprised anyone is still doing this.

[shonenhikada]

Yamucha

I won!

Kamesennin

Ew, cover up Bulma!

Yamcha has actual said "I won" before.

[superrayman3]

A lot of fan sites in the late 90s had "Things DB characters would never say" sections. This is nothing new.

In fact, I'm surprised anyone is still doing this.

This is the first i've heard of people doing this.

Roshi: I'll never ask Bulma or Chi Chi for a Pafu Pafu again.

[Pokewhiz7]

Goku

Damn, I couldn't take another bite!

[dprez]

You guys stole this thread idea from db.co.uk.

A lot of fan sites in the late 90s had "Things DB characters would never say" sections. This is nothing new.

In fact, I'm surprised anyone is still doing this.

This. lol. There was a thread on MFG like this that went on forever....and everything that could be thought of, was.

We kinda all already know what's in and out of character for all the Dragon Ball characters to say. Goku: "I'm full", Vegeta: "I love you", Gohan: "I hate you Piccolo!"

[Z-Dragon]

Cell

"Perfect" word doesn't matter to me.

Gohan

I hate you for leaving my family again, father!

Tien

I would like to spend more time with Lunch than training.

[Hellspawn28]

You guys stole this thread idea from db.co.uk.

Oh yeah because db.co.uk was the first site to create this original idea right ? I always imagine Goku saying that he is not hungry given that he loves food.

[dprez]

What about Bulma stating her natural hair color?

[sonikku956]

Son Goku: Chichi, I love you more than fighting and food.

Son Gohan: I might have mental trauma!

Krillin: I don't want Marron to growup near Roshi.

Yamcha: Bulma, you are nothing but a cheating bitch.

Tenshinhan: Chaozu, you need to move out.

Chaozu: I am useful.

Vegeta: I love you Goku. And you too Bulma.

Chichi: I want to train with you guys!

Roshi: I hate women.

Mister Satan: I am actually a normal human. The Zetto Warriors are the true heroes. Here, take all my money and give it to them instead of me.

(BONUS) 18: Krillin, get a job, you 5 foot bufoon.

[caejones]

Hn, what it made me think of was templeotrunks (heck, I think that's still bookmarked if the data on my windows 98 machine has survived the past three years... I still have no idea why it stopped loading the OS...)

Though, most of the ones I remember from there I remember because they were more ridiculous than character-based.

Well, except this one:

Gogeta: I think I'm having an identity crisis.

[Sun-Wukong]

Piccolo

Hey Gohan, go away you insufferable worm.

Actually, I can totally imagine him saying that when they first start training, at least if not for the fact that he felt it absolutely necessary to prepare for the arrival of the Saiyans, and that would have slowed things down.

[Gonstead]

Piccolo

I'm adopting you, Gohan.

Vegeta

Saiyans are overrated

Goku

All hail the Saiyan race!

[Hades]

Buu

I'm full up now.

You can live.

Goku

I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living beings that cry out for peace. I am the light in the darkness, I am Truth. Ally to good, nightmare to you!

[Piccolo Daimao]

Tenshinhan: To be honest, Lunch is pretty hot. And will you stop clinging to me, Chaozu?

Chaozu: Why the fuck do I still hang around with these guys? They're just Tenshinhan's friends, and I've been dragging them down ever since.

Gohan: No, seriously, Dad, I’m not talking to you! Now how do you like being given the cold shoulder?

Gohan: Piccolo, you abandoned me in a desert for six months, and then beat the crap out of me for the remainder…and you think I’m just going to forgive you?

Vegeta: Doctor, I think the reason that I’m so obsessed with surpassing Kakarotto…is because I’ve been suppressing my feelings for him all along. His spirit...his kindness…his body…has touched me.

Roushi: I should probably get my nosebleed problem checked out, because I haven’t had an erection in 200 years.

Roushi: To be honest, I’m just overcompensating. I’m actually gay. Tsuru-sennin and I have been having an affair.

Yamcha: Blooma, you’re a slut and you treat me like shit, so you’re dumped. You can have Vegeta all to yourself. I’m going to focus on my baseball career and get girls…’cos I fucking can!

#18: Look, Kuririn, I’m not living in this dump for the rest of my life. Do you want our kid to be growing up around an old pervert who keeps millions of porn magazines for her to find? You get a job and a house, or we break up.

[soulnova]

Vegeta: Kakarot, you sexy magnificent bastard. Let's "fuse".

[Necrosaber]

Vegeta: Kakarot, you sexy magnificent bastard. Let's "fuse".

I think this was the dub line in GT.

[Kaboom]

Vegeta: "Oh Bulma, you are a wonderful and beautiful woman, and you deserve better than Yamcha the worthless cheating, worthless slime. Allow me to shift focus away from my training towards becoming a Super Saiyan to offer you genuine comfort and love in the midst of your heartbreak."