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Re: What is funny but dumb things you heard a Db fan say?

Post by TheGmGoken » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:43 pm

VegettoEX wrote:I wouldn't jump to the "troll" conclusion right off the bat.

They might be completely uneducated on the subject and have jumped to a bunch of conclusions and then just gotten defensive and doubled-down on their viewpoints after being challenged on it.

I have absolutely no idea who the person is, so I can't really make that judgement call, but it's a possibility.

Also, insert obligatory "there is no canon" statement here :).
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Post by VegettoEX » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:48 pm

Well, I did just say (and you quoted me), "I have absolutely no idea who the person is, so I can't really make that judgement call". :)
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Re: What is funny but dumb things you heard a Db fan say?

Post by ABED » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:34 pm

I still don't get the "there is no canon."
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Re: What is funny but dumb things you heard a Db fan say?

Post by El Diabeetus » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:20 pm

ABED wrote:I still don't get the "there is no canon."
There's been no defined canon, so you could pretty much decide the 'canon' as as you please. Although if you say stuff like what that guy said, people will question it.

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Post by Ajay » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:34 pm

Most recently I saw this beauty on YouTube

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I pray it was a troll but honestly, I don't think it was.

I also saw someone claiming that the 'I am the hope of the universe' speech was the most memorable line in Dragon Ball Z (and not for being bad). This was on the official DBZ subreddit. The idiocy there is unbearable which is one of the reasons I signed up to this magnificent forum.
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Post by TheMightyOzaru » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:35 pm

Vice wrote:
VegettoEX wrote:Elitist about what?
About Dragon Ball, obviously.
And is it the forum itself (you know, an inanimate digital object composed of programming), or the administration team that runs it? Or the people who post here? And is there an actual group/trend you can point to that defines said "majority", because from my stats, the "majority" are people from outside North America, and I somehow doubt that's what people are thinking.
This is cute, but you know exactly what I'm talking about. And there's really no sense in getting angry about me saying that because it's one of the reasons I registered here in the first place. I mean, I considered myself an avid fan, but even some of the thoughts I see posted around here has me rolling my eyes. Seriously, you run around correcting everyone's grammatical and spelling mistakes, that just screams being overly anal to me.

Again, no need to have your feathers ruffled about it, a spade is a spade. I'm not excluding myself from this though.
Running around saying "Blah blah blah elitist" just strikes me as, "I read something I don't like so nyah", and that's hysterical to me.
Irony.
It's a rule on this forum to have proper grammar and spelling. It's to help people better understand what you're trying to say. VegettoEX is a moderator so naturally he would correct those mistakes. So let me get this straight; just because you see a few posts around here that make you roll your eyes, it automatically makes the entire forum an elitist one? I don't follow your reasoning here =/.
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Re: What is funny but dumb things you heard a Db fan say?

Post by Kamiccolo9 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:38 pm

TheMightyOzaru wrote:
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VegettoEX wrote:Elitist about what?
About Dragon Ball, obviously.
And is it the forum itself (you know, an inanimate digital object composed of programming), or the administration team that runs it? Or the people who post here? And is there an actual group/trend you can point to that defines said "majority", because from my stats, the "majority" are people from outside North America, and I somehow doubt that's what people are thinking.
This is cute, but you know exactly what I'm talking about. And there's really no sense in getting angry about me saying that because it's one of the reasons I registered here in the first place. I mean, I considered myself an avid fan, but even some of the thoughts I see posted around here has me rolling my eyes. Seriously, you run around correcting everyone's grammatical and spelling mistakes, that just screams being overly anal to me.

Again, no need to have your feathers ruffled about it, a spade is a spade. I'm not excluding myself from this though.
Running around saying "Blah blah blah elitist" just strikes me as, "I read something I don't like so nyah", and that's hysterical to me.
Irony.
It's a rule on this forum to have proper grammar and spelling. It's to help people better understand what you're trying to say. VegettoEX is a moderator so naturally he would correct those mistakes. So let me get this straight, just because you see a few posts around here that make you roll your eyes, it automatically makes the entire forum an elitist one? I don't follow your reasoning here =/.
I can't comprehend anyone having an issue with having to use proper grammar. Admittedly, I may be a bit biased as I write papers for a living, but still.
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Re: What is funny but dumb things you heard a Db fan say?

Post by ABED » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:29 pm

SSJ4 Furanki wrote:
ABED wrote:I still don't get the "there is no canon."
There's been no defined canon, so you could pretty much decide the 'canon' as as you please. Although if you say stuff like what that guy said, people will question it.
Does it need to be explicit as to what's canon? Isn't implicitly understood that unless Toriyama says anything to the contrary, his work is canon?
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Re: What is funny but dumb things you heard a Db fan say?

Post by Kamiccolo9 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:32 pm

ABED wrote:
SSJ4 Furanki wrote:
ABED wrote:I still don't get the "there is no canon."
There's been no defined canon, so you could pretty much decide the 'canon' as as you please. Although if you say stuff like what that guy said, people will question it.
Does it need to be explicit as to what's canon? Isn't implicitly understood that unless Toriyama says anything to the contrary, his work is canon?
I don't know of any logical person that discounts the manga in their personal canon. The problem is when you get to the guidebooks, anime, and video games.
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Post by ABED » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:39 pm

Forget "personal canon", by the nature of the work, how can the manga not be just "canon"?
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Re: What is funny but dumb things you heard a Db fan say?

Post by penguintruth » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:54 pm

Go to my DBZ comparison videos on YT. Pick nearly any comment that isn't Kaiser's.

My "favorites" are the ones that use "Jap" as a term, even the ones that agree with me. "I prefer the Jap version."

That's like having a big bumper sticker that says "I LOVE N***ERS!" Racist is racist, guys.
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Re: What is funny but dumb things you heard a Db fan say?

Post by El Diabeetus » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:57 pm

Kamiccolo9 wrote:
ABED wrote:Does it need to be explicit as to what's canon? Isn't implicitly understood that unless Toriyama says anything to the contrary, his work is canon?
I don't know of any logical person that discounts the manga in their personal canon. The problem is when you get to the guidebooks, anime, and video games.
I don't disagree at all, the manga is foremost, then whatever from the anime/guidebooks fits, I throw it in as well. I was just trying to drive/add a little bit to the point that VegettoEX made.

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Re: What is funny but dumb things you heard a Db fan say?

Post by Kamiccolo9 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:02 pm

SSJ4 Furanki wrote:
Kamiccolo9 wrote:
ABED wrote:Does it need to be explicit as to what's canon? Isn't implicitly understood that unless Toriyama says anything to the contrary, his work is canon?
I don't know of any logical person that discounts the manga in their personal canon. The problem is when you get to the guidebooks, anime, and video games.
I don't disagree at all, the manga is foremost, then whatever from the anime/guidebooks fits, I throw it in as well. I was just trying to drive/add a little bit to the point that VegettoEX made.
Oh, that wasn't aimed at you. I agree fully with what you said :)
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Goku is only stronger then Vegeta cause Goku has ssj3! Vegeta is the strongest character in dbz. He's stronger then SSJ 1 and SSj2 Goku. He's stronger then Mystic Gohan.
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Post by El Diabeetus » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:12 pm

Kamiccolo9 wrote:Oh, that wasn't aimed at you. I agree fully with what you said :)
I figured that it wasn't, haha. But, I like to fully explain so there's no misunderstanding!

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Post by TheGmGoken » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:36 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVWpRSQHBxw I made this video a long time ago. I did this to gain heat purposely. I wanted people to show me how much they hate Kai. For intelligent reason , weird reasons, and stupid reasons. Feel free to check out the comments

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FUCK DBZ KAI AND FUCK ANY ONE THAT LIKES IT AND GO EAT SHIT TOO THE ONE THAT MADE THIS GAY ASS VIDEO IT WAS WAY BETTER BEFORE ALL YOU FAGGOT ASS PUSSY KIDS FUCKED IT UP WITH KAI
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Post by ABED » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:40 pm

I'm not sure how constructive this thread is beyond pointing out dumb stuff, but this is the internet, where everyone has a voice, you can find the dumbest or most awful things, but unless there's enough people that hold a particular view, I wouldn't pay it much mind.
The biggest truths aren't original. The truth is ketchup. It's Jim Belushi. Its job isn't to blow our minds. It's to be within reach.
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Post by TheGmGoken » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:45 pm

ABED wrote:I'm not sure how constructive this thread is beyond pointing out dumb stuff, but this is the internet, where everyone has a voice, you can find the dumbest or most awful things, but unless there's enough people that hold a particular view, I wouldn't pay it much mind.
The point of the thread is to post funny dumb stuff you hear fans say about dbz. More importantly dbz fans

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Post by TheMightyOzaru » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:46 pm

Sigh... When are people gonna learn that Kai is objectively better than Z, at least from the American standpoint =/?
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Post by Ringworm128 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:49 pm

Fizzer wrote:"DBZ isn't an anime, it's a cartoon"
Well that's not really inaccurate, "anime" is really just what the Japanese call animation people in the west just started calling Japanese animation "anime" (probably for convenience) and somewhere down the road the notion that "anime" is a separate form of animation spread. So calling DB a cartoon would technically be no worse then calling Ben 10 an anime.

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