The denial?PhoenixEX wrote:"Dragonball GT never happened."
Something about that ticks me off a little bit.
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say
I have heard some interesting things, but some of it may not be relevant and exactly fully DBZ related...
Although, one of the funniest things I have seen when it comes to someone talking or asking questions about DBZ is a person asking who would win in a fight Vegeta or Edward Cullen.
Although, one of the funniest things I have seen when it comes to someone talking or asking questions about DBZ is a person asking who would win in a fight Vegeta or Edward Cullen.

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Any time someone says that something in the franchise is "non cannon."
That extra "n" bugs me so much that I tend to ignore what they were saying to begin with.
That extra "n" bugs me so much that I tend to ignore what they were saying to begin with.
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Still, though, you have to admit that tends to be true. Blooma fighting a crab is, in fact, not a cannon. 

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say
The Galactus thing was a bit crazy for sure. The page he brought up where Thor was actually able to hurt him was interesting though. I don't know how weakened Galactus was at that point.
I don't have a problem with people who don't consider GT anything of serious value, although denying it seems a bit far.
This thread all in all seems to be really negative though, a thread about how dumb people are of silly is just meh...
I don't have a problem with people who don't consider GT anything of serious value, although denying it seems a bit far.
This thread all in all seems to be really negative though, a thread about how dumb people are of silly is just meh...
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Nah, "Dragon Ball GT doesn't exist" or "Dragon Ball GT is fake" is much, much dumper.PhoenixEX wrote:"Dragonball GT never happened."
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say
GT never happen in the manga though. I can see why people would say that since GT was never created by the original author.PhoenixEX wrote:"Dragonball GT never happened."
Something about that ticks me off a little bit.
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say
I can see what they mean. Maybe they aren't saying it properly but basically they are saying Dragonball GT isn't on the same level as the story done by the original author. I don't see a problem with that. I don't consider GT canon imo.
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Assuming it's the old Thor comic where he drove Galactus away with the God Blast, that was a starving Galactus on the verge of eating a planet. I'd have to see the issue to be sure though. Full power Galactus has never been beaten by anything other than other high level cosmic entities, like IG Thanos, or the combined strength of Tenebrous and Aegis.Mjb1985 wrote:The Galactus thing was a bit crazy for sure. The page he brought up where Thor was actually able to hurt him was interesting though. I don't know how weakened Galactus was at that point.
I don't have a problem with people who don't consider GT anything of serious value, although denying it seems a bit far.
This thread all in all seems to be really negative though, a thread about how dumb people are of silly is just meh...
I love when I get to bring my inner Marvel fanboy out.

Didn't the robot thing she was in have guns or something? That could count as a cannonGaffer Tape wrote:Still, though, you have to admit that tends to be true. Blooma fighting a crab is, in fact, not a cannon.

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I think it was just the hammer.
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The God Blast is an attack from the hammer. It channels all of his power through Mjolnir and amplifies it.Mjb1985 wrote:I think it was just the hammer.
Regardless, a full powered Galactus has never been beaten by anything short of omnipotence.
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God Blast is an attack from the hammer? Nice to know that. But he just threw the hammer at him, I would expect some beam of energy to come out of the hammer while he's holding it?
But yea I expect Galactus was super weak at that point as well.
But yea I expect Galactus was super weak at that point as well.
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Wasn't the Phoenix force enough to oppose and even overthrow him.Kamiccolo9 wrote:The God Blast is an attack from the hammer. It channels all of his power through Mjolnir and amplifies it.Mjb1985 wrote:I think it was just the hammer.
Regardless, a full powered Galactus has never been beaten by anything short of omnipotence.
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The Phoenix force is omnipotent. And it has never faced a full power Galactus, only a starving one.dbzfan7 wrote:Wasn't the Phoenix force enough to oppose and even overthrow him.Kamiccolo9 wrote:The God Blast is an attack from the hammer. It channels all of his power through Mjolnir and amplifies it.Mjb1985 wrote:I think it was just the hammer.
Regardless, a full powered Galactus has never been beaten by anything short of omnipotence.
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To be fair, the energy output of characters by the end of DBZ (I'm talking in, like, joules here) is probably unparalleled in terms of mortal characters with "normal" physical bodies across the fictional universe.
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Depends on what you mean by "normal" physical bodies. There are omega level mutants in Marvel that easily overpower DB characters, and they are biologically human. Most of the Marvel "gods" like Thor are actually advanced alien races; not gods, per say. I'm not as sure about the DC characters, but the greatest Green Lanterns are capable of stalling Superman; something that Goku couldn't dream of doing.Cursed Lemon wrote:To be fair, the energy output of characters by the end of DBZ (I'm talking in, like, joules here) is probably unparalleled in terms of mortal characters with "normal" physical bodies across the fictional universe.
DB characters are tough, but they are not top tier powers when taking into account other fictional universes.
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The greatest Green Lanterns could probably beat Superman. The Flash could destroy Superman with his connection to the speed force.Kamiccolo9 wrote:Depends on what you mean by "normal" physical bodies. There are omega level mutants in Marvel that easily overpower DB characters, and they are biologically human. Most of the Marvel "gods" like Thor are actually advanced alien races; not gods, per say. I'm not as sure about the DC characters, but the greatest Green Lanterns are capable of stalling Superman; something that Goku couldn't dream of doing.Cursed Lemon wrote:To be fair, the energy output of characters by the end of DBZ (I'm talking in, like, joules here) is probably unparalleled in terms of mortal characters with "normal" physical bodies across the fictional universe.
DB characters are tough, but they are not top tier powers when taking into account other fictional universes.
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I remember one DBZ fanboy claim that SSj4 Gogeta can beat the Bible God and he was serious about it too. I never get why DBZ fans need to fan wank characters at a point that they start making stuff up. DBZ is already powerful enough already since Kid Buu almost blow up the whole earth with a ki blast that is a size of a football before Goku stop it.
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See, this is what I'm getting at, though.Kamiccolo9 wrote: Depends on what you mean by "normal" physical bodies. There are omega level mutants in Marvel that easily overpower DB characters, and they are biologically human. Most of the Marvel "gods" like Thor are actually advanced alien races; not gods, per say. I'm not as sure about the DC characters, but the greatest Green Lanterns are capable of stalling Superman; something that Goku couldn't dream of doing.
DB characters are tough, but they are not top tier powers when taking into account other fictional universes.
I think Goku at the end of Z could whoop Superman in a slug-fest, and I also think he could vaporize Superman with a ki blast - even though physical strength and the ability to shoot plasma out of your hands are merely two specific superpowers. I mean, if we include stuff like New 52 (I have no idea what is canon and what is not anymore in the western comic world), then yeah, Superman can lift some odd number of SEXTILLION TONS...but let's not forget that the strength of Superman and other comic book heroes varies greatly between works. Goku and the rest of the Z fighters have certainly not had the kind of continuous supplementary power boosts that a lot of comic characters have through constant reinventions and plot points. Goku, especially, just trained.
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Before anyone starts the controversial Superman Goku war please do it in private messages. This has been a Public Service Announcement.Cursed Lemon wrote:See, this is what I'm getting at, though.Kamiccolo9 wrote: Depends on what you mean by "normal" physical bodies. There are omega level mutants in Marvel that easily overpower DB characters, and they are biologically human. Most of the Marvel "gods" like Thor are actually advanced alien races; not gods, per say. I'm not as sure about the DC characters, but the greatest Green Lanterns are capable of stalling Superman; something that Goku couldn't dream of doing.
DB characters are tough, but they are not top tier powers when taking into account other fictional universes.
I think Goku at the end of Z could whoop Superman in a slug-fest, and I also think he could vaporize Superman with a ki blast - even though physical strength and the ability to shoot plasma out of your hands are merely two specific superpowers. I mean, if we include stuff like New 52 (I have no idea what is canon and what is not anymore in the western comic world), then yeah, Superman can lift some odd number of SEXTILLION TONS...but let's not forget that the strength of Superman and other comic book heroes varies greatly between works. Goku and the rest of the Z fighters have certainly not had the kind of continuous supplementary power boosts that a lot of comic characters have through constant reinventions and plot points. Goku, especially, just trained.
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