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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by UltimateHammerBro » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:52 pm

Quebaz wrote:Love how he treats the fact that Broly lost to 3 SSJ in Movie 10 as a mistery but says he's as strong as a SSJ3. Just how much does that guy like Broly?
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Post by Mystic Buu » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:47 pm

KentalSSJ6 wrote:Vegeto30294 strikes again.
We need more people like Vegeto30294.By the way,KentalSSJ6,can you tell me on which video are these comments?
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Post by Dbzfan94 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:28 pm

I've come into a similar situation with another YT Broly fanboy. It's a Broly role play account.

He basically says that Broly could beat Vegetto. I name off some of the characters who could beat Broly, one of them Cell. I told him that Cell can regenerate even when being blown into smithereens. His response? Calls me a troll and says "I crush the bug." Lol

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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by helsinkirocks » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:49 pm

Hmm, I'm one who is of the opinion that Brolly > Perfect Cell, but Super Perfect Cell > Brolly

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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by Wibbs » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:15 pm

TheGmGoken wrote:
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Wibbs wrote:This is just too funny.

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That would be our very own 'TheGmGoken'. Regardless, it still belongs here...purely on the basis that I have no idea what he's trying to say.
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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by SingleFringe&Sparks » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:30 pm

People that argue theres such a thing as a comparable "Anime Canon" which GT and the Filler are apart of thus why they aren't plot-contradictions.Though I've actually had people try to argue with me that the Manga is the adaption of the anime that Toriyama screwed up...?
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Actually I could see why he would think that, in japanese media, DBZ is counted as a sequel to dragonball which is the whole as which the "Z" refers to as in "end" where as in the US DBZ is treated as something entirely seperate like GT. The fans also treat it that way as well which is why most of them dont understand the continuity in the characters from the original, like why Yamcha isnt with Bulma anymore or why Krillin is Gokus best friend as opposed to Vegeta as they see it. Theres also the logo the manga has where Z is behind "dragonball" rather than after the name.
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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by Landcross » Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:45 pm

About five years ago, I was in a college class. I was thirty. A freshman guy found out I liked DBZ and said "Just do yourself a favor, never listen to the Japanese version or Goku's voice will make you want to stab yourself in the ears." I was thinking,

A: What makes you think I've never watched the Japanese version? I'd been a fan for a decade at this point.

B: I fell in love with the series through fansubs, and Masaka Nozawa will ALWAYS be Goku's voice for me. Yeah, Sean Schemmel's a cool guy, I've met him, but I always think of the original voice first.

Also, I know it's been adressed up and down, but it's the YouTube comments. "Lol the origional verson sux dis so gaye". It's horrifying and offensive.

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Post by Ringworm128 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:36 pm

Every time my sister would walk in on me watching DBZ it would be a scene where at least one of the male characters had no shirt on. Then one day she walked in during the Kaioken X3 scene where Goku's muscles all flex out, she then asked "did a chick write this?"

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Post by Polyphase Avatron » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:54 am

The Broly cultists never give up, do they?
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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by Gaffer Tape » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:56 am

Landcross wrote:About five years ago, I was in a college class. I was thirty. A freshman guy found out I liked DBZ and said "Just do yourself a favor, never listen to the Japanese version or Goku's voice will make you want to stab yourself in the ears." I was thinking,

A: What makes you think I've never watched the Japanese version? I'd been a fan for a decade at this point.

B: I fell in love with the series through fansubs, and Masaka Nozawa will ALWAYS be Goku's voice for me. Yeah, Sean Schemmel's a cool guy, I've met him, but I always think of the original voice first.
I'm dying to know what your response to him was.
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Post by Kid Buu » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:59 am

Landcross wrote:About five years ago, I was in a college class. I was thirty. A freshman guy found out I liked DBZ and said "Just do yourself a favor, never listen to the Japanese version or Goku's voice will make you want to stab yourself in the ears." I was thinking,

A: What makes you think I've never watched the Japanese version? I'd been a fan for a decade at this point.

B: I fell in love with the series through fansubs, and Masaka Nozawa will ALWAYS be Goku's voice for me. Yeah, Sean Schemmel's a cool guy, I've met him, but I always think of the original voice first.

Also, I know it's been adressed up and down, but it's the YouTube comments. "Lol the origional verson sux dis so gaye". It's horrifying and offensive.
I get this ALL THE TIME

I stopped posting DBZ stuff on facebook because of this, I only comment on pages I know that wont start a debate war.
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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by Landcross » Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:19 am

Gaffer Tape wrote:
Landcross wrote:About five years ago, I was in a college class. I was thirty. A freshman guy found out I liked DBZ and said "Just do yourself a favor, never listen to the Japanese version or Goku's voice will make you want to stab yourself in the ears." I was thinking,

A: What makes you think I've never watched the Japanese version? I'd been a fan for a decade at this point.

B: I fell in love with the series through fansubs, and Masaka Nozawa will ALWAYS be Goku's voice for me. Yeah, Sean Schemmel's a cool guy, I've met him, but I always think of the original voice first.
I'm dying to know what your response to him was.
Pretty much A and B together. I remember saying, "What makes you think I've never watched it in Japanese? You think over the past decade of fandom I'd have no idea what Goku's voice sounded like? You think I just discovered DBZ, or something?" It's like it's 2007 and people would say "Did you hear there's a new Batman movie coming out? I heard the Joker is in it." It's like, yeah I know, I know what the internet is...

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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by Wibbs » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:40 am

Tee hee, I love it when people try to justify Broly being the strongest. Especially when they have no idea what they're talking about.

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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by KentalSSJ6 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:42 am

Wibbs wrote:Tee hee, I love it when people try to justify Broly being the strongest. Especially when they have no idea what they're talking about.

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Give it a little while, Vegeto will respond and obliterate that post.
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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by Wibbs » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:44 am

KentalSSJ6 wrote:
Wibbs wrote:Tee hee, I love it when people try to justify Broly being the strongest. Especially when they have no idea what they're talking about.

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Give it a little while, Vegeto will respond and obliterate that post.
I hope so, I need a good laugh. Mind you the video it was on was pretty laughable.

Edit: Nevermind he allready did. And it was glorious :lol: .
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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by KentalSSJ6 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:50 am

Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_PPo7XfPrE


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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by Wibbs » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:54 am

KentalSSJ6 wrote:Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_PPo7XfPrE


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What!? Where do these people get their facts from (y'know aside from their ass). It just boggles my mind to think that there are people out there who genuinely believe this to be the truth.
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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by TheGmGoken » Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:00 am

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KentalSSJ6 wrote:Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_PPo7XfPrE


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What!? Where do these people get their facts from (y'know aside from their ass). It just boggles my mind to think that there are people out there who genuinely believe this to be the truth.
They can their facts from DB Wiki or other Youtube comments(Or other ignorant DB places). It's like a false rumor in school.

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Re: Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

Post by Wibbs » Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:04 am

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They can their facts from DB Wiki or other Youtube comments(Or other ignorant DB places). It's like a false rumor in school.
:problem: Stupid shit like Super Saiyan 3 Broly doesn't help much either. All what-ifs like that do is add fuel to the ever growing fire that is Broly's fanbase.
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Post by KentalSSJ6 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:12 am

Wibbs wrote:
TheGmGoken wrote:
They can their facts from DB Wiki or other Youtube comments(Or other ignorant DB places). It's like a false rumor in school.
:problem: Stupid shit like Super Saiyan 3 Broly doesn't help much either. All what-ifs like that do is add fuel to the ever growing fire that is Broly's fanbase.
I love when people try to use SSJ4 Broly despite it being impossible for him.

1. Broly has never been in Oozaru form, meaning he has no experience with it like Vegeta does.

2. Broly may not even have a tail

3. Broly is FAR too mentally unstable to control the Super Oozaru let alone himself without his father's headband. That thing isnt going to fit on a Oozaru sized head.

Broly, and this is assuming he has a tail, would just go into the Super Oozaru form and be stuck in it until he's brought down or his tail is removed.
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