Uub
He was born from Buu
He went away with Goku
And sucked in GT
Goku
He is the strongest
SSJ 1 2 3 4
Toei sucks his dick
Kuririn
He is rather short
He gets beaten up a lot
But we still love him
Gohan
He is Goku's son
He can be a bit wimpy
Rocketman's hero
Piccolo
Used to hate Goku
A mean green fighting machine
Asexual - LOL
Broli
Some fans think he's great
Legendary SSJ
Refridgerator
Vegeta
The Saiya-jin prince
Wanted to be strongest
And he banged Bulma
Make your own! Have fun, kids.
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Freeza
Lord Freeza hail him!
Whom you must listen to!
Or he shall kill you...
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(I'm hoping I didn't miscount the syllables. 5, 7, 5)
Lord Freeza hail him!
Whom you must listen to!
Or he shall kill you...
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(I'm hoping I didn't miscount the syllables. 5, 7, 5)
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Oh PandorasBox
Goten and his mom, oh my!
Incest is abound
Goten and his mom, oh my!
Incest is abound
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The scouter reveals
His awesome power level:
Over eight thousand!
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"You are such a pain!
I'm'a blow this planet up!"
"KAIO-KEN TIMES FOUR!"
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Look at Paragus,
In his pod for one person.
Squish! Goes the weasel!
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"He won't shoot from there...
Wait, did he just disappear?"
"KAMEHAMEHA!"
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So much awesome stuff
From our FUNimation friends.
Why am I so poor?
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All this Broly-wank
Makes me want to punch something.
Psst. Cell is stronger.
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I wish somebody
Would review my fanfiction.
I promise, it's good.
His awesome power level:
Over eight thousand!
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"You are such a pain!
I'm'a blow this planet up!"
"KAIO-KEN TIMES FOUR!"
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Look at Paragus,
In his pod for one person.
Squish! Goes the weasel!
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"He won't shoot from there...
Wait, did he just disappear?"
"KAMEHAMEHA!"
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So much awesome stuff
From our FUNimation friends.
Why am I so poor?
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All this Broly-wank
Makes me want to punch something.
Psst. Cell is stronger.
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I wish somebody
Would review my fanfiction.
I promise, it's good.
Dragon Ball ended in 1997.
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I'll say an old one of mine...
Over nine thousand,
Hope my Body can take it,
The balls are inert.
Over nine thousand,
Hope my Body can take it,
The balls are inert.
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Here a whole bunch of Yamucha-centric haikus for you to get your culture on with.
I will surely win
With my special Wolf Fang Fist
…Boy, am I sure dumb
Prepare Jet Squirrel!
Living in a damn desert
Makes a man bored
I am king hyena
I will steal what I need, die!
Oh noes, a girl, run!
Capsule is a car?
How can I steal that thing?
Not like I’m a thief
I know everything
About Goku and Gohan
Why? To tell readers
Can’t steal dragon balls
Will wait until they get more
It’ll be easier, right?
Lost bad to Goku
What’ll redeem my character?
I beat up a girl
I will surely win
With my special Wolf Fang Fist
…Boy, am I sure dumb
Prepare Jet Squirrel!
Living in a damn desert
Makes a man bored
I am king hyena
I will steal what I need, die!
Oh noes, a girl, run!
Capsule is a car?
How can I steal that thing?
Not like I’m a thief
I know everything
About Goku and Gohan
Why? To tell readers
Can’t steal dragon balls
Will wait until they get more
It’ll be easier, right?
Lost bad to Goku
What’ll redeem my character?
I beat up a girl
Yamucha Densetsu - APRIL 8th Update - Goku is Yamucha and Yamucha is Goku
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Further evidence to support the Yamucha-Goten lineage! Features badly Photoshopped images from Google search
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Trunks
He's from the future
To forewarn the warriors
Of killer Androids
He's from the future
To forewarn the warriors
Of killer Androids
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I think Tom Dubois of "The Boondocks" said it best for me when FUNimation announced the release of the domestic Dragonbox, after buying all of the Season Sets: "MOTHERFUCK!!! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT, PRICKS, SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIIT!"
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I think Tom Dubois of "The Boondocks" said it best for me when FUNimation announced the release of the domestic Dragonbox, after buying all of the Season Sets: "MOTHERFUCK!!! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT, PRICKS, SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIIT!"
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Goku is a kid
He is a grown'ed ass-man
Fuck that GT
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Kamehameha
Freeza is laughing ha ha
Go Super Saiyan
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Cat Loves Food Yah, Yah
Puar's litter box is fool
I forgot a "Yah"
He is a grown'ed ass-man
Fuck that GT
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Kamehameha
Freeza is laughing ha ha
Go Super Saiyan
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Cat Loves Food Yah, Yah
Puar's litter box is fool
I forgot a "Yah"
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Planet Vegeta
Once called Planet Plant
Freeza destroyed it like that
Bardock's son lived on
Dragonballs
Seven balls in all
Find them all and make your wish
Obey the Dragon
Fusions
Fusions are great, but
Vegetto or Gogeta?
That is the question
The Space Duck
Its just a space duck
What a majestic creature
Stick to the plan. Quack!
Freeza
Keeping track of lines
We're going to fuck your face
Haha, oh my. Twelve.
Once called Planet Plant
Freeza destroyed it like that
Bardock's son lived on
Dragonballs
Seven balls in all
Find them all and make your wish
Obey the Dragon
Fusions
Fusions are great, but
Vegetto or Gogeta?
That is the question
The Space Duck
Its just a space duck
What a majestic creature
Stick to the plan. Quack!
Freeza
Keeping track of lines
We're going to fuck your face
Haha, oh my. Twelve.
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Raditz
Goku's older bro
Put him in a full nelson
Super effective
Goku's older bro
Put him in a full nelson
Super effective
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~ In Japanese ~
Kakarotto
Sakane wo taberu
Oishii da!
~ English, modified for syllables ~
Mister Kakarot
He's going to eat a fish.
It's a tasty fish!
Kakarotto
Sakane wo taberu
Oishii da!
~ English, modified for syllables ~
Mister Kakarot
He's going to eat a fish.
It's a tasty fish!
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Purple alien.
Dead within two episodes.
May he rest in peace.
Dead within two episodes.
May he rest in peace.
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I bow before the literary masterpieces inspired by Apool.VegettoEX wrote:Purple alien.
Dead within two episodes.
May he rest in peace.
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android eighteen, hot
for some reason, married Krillin
seriously, why?
for some reason, married Krillin
seriously, why?
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I will tell you whyverto wrote:android eighteen, hot
for some reason, married Krillin
seriously, why?
Krillin is hung like a horse
18 is a whore
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That doesn't make senseFreeza Heika wrote:I will tell you whyverto wrote:android eighteen, hot
for some reason, married Krillin
seriously, why?
Krillin is hung like a horse
18 is a whore
he's way too god damn tiny
hes like Mini-me?
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He had surgeryverto wrote:That doesn't make senseFreeza Heika wrote:I will tell you whyverto wrote:android eighteen, hot
for some reason, married Krillin
seriously, why?
Krillin is hung like a horse
18 is a whore
he's way too god damn tiny
hes like Mini-me?
He keeps it tucked in his legs
Like that one movie
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Now I understandFreeza Heika wrote: He had surgery
He keeps it tucked in his legs
Like that one movie
why he gave up martial arts
it was for women
Not because hes weak
while he was quite pathetic
it must have been tough
Like, seriously
fighting with that thing hanging
it'd be distracting
("It'd" had better be one syllable, I have no clue how to phrase it otherwise XD)
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Say bye to your cash
taking Goku out to eat
is a bad idea
taking Goku out to eat
is a bad idea
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The android is dead,
Fake eyes cos no tears he shred,
Damn Cell crushed his head,
Myself or Majin,
I hear Babidi calling,
In my mind crawling,
He told me to jump,
So then I asked him how high,
But then I denied,
Fake eyes cos no tears he shred,
Damn Cell crushed his head,
Myself or Majin,
I hear Babidi calling,
In my mind crawling,
He told me to jump,
So then I asked him how high,
But then I denied,
Actions have reactions so don't be quick to judge, you may not know the hardships that people don't speak of.
Dub fan.
Naveed.
Dub fan.
Naveed.