All right, now that the Reaping is over, it's time for DAY 1!!!!!!!!!!
This chapter told from the PoV of Bkev.
Chapter 1: I should have stayed at home.
Okay, the Fire Ring is in the basement of the villa in Costa del Sol, and I can get back to the marshes outside the Chocobo Farm after I get the buggy during the Corel Prison section, and that'll let me fight the Midgar Zolom and get Beta-"AHHHHHHHH!!!!"
As he looked ahead, Bkev saw a bunch of people with rocks and makeshift clubs. As Rocketman, Bacon Skittles, Coola, and DNA coordinated their efforts to hunt down stragglers, Bkev climbed up into a tree. As he sat trying to remember all the tips that Kamiccolo9 had given him about FFVII, he heard a scream and an explosion. He sees a head flying through the air, and recognizes it as DarkPrince92. Looking back at where the explosion took place, he sees Singh doing a strange, ritualistic dance around the crater he had made.
"Shhhhhh"
Bkev jumped out of the tree and started running, only to be casually taken down by Captain Sora. Sora held him in the mud, and motioned to be quiet. He proceeded to throw a large rock at a flock of birds, and, out of nowhere, Huijo leapt in with a spear he had made out of the bones of an elephant carcas. Bkev turned to see Captain Sora running in the opposite direction as fast as he could, towards a shack built by one of the Dynoes.
"Out of my way, whippersnapper!" shouted Dayspring as he bumped into Bkev while running away from Rereboy. "You....will.....read.....MULTIVERSE!!!!" the latter shouted as he chased after Dayspring, carrying the skull of his fallen teammate, Tzigi. Thoroughly disturbed by this, Bkev jumped into the nearby river, and swam downstream.....
Only to come across the previous champ. Kamiccolo9 stood there holding a few pieces of fire wood, posing and staring at his reflection in the mirror.
"Uh, high Kami," Bkev said. "How's it going."
Kamiccolo looked in his direction, but it almost seemed like he didn't even notice him. "Did you finish FFVII yet?"
"No."
"THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE GET OUT AND GO FINISH THAT DAMN GAME!!!!!!"
Bkev stumbled back, "Okay, be seeing you man," and ran as fast as he could downstream.
A ways down, he sees Zephyr carrying a big jug of water. "Don't tell anyone about this, okay?" Before Bkev could react, a small stone came flying out of nowhere, and shattered the glass jug. Before Zephyr could say anything, Bkev took off.
The next few hours were uneventful. As Bkev wandered around the island, he saw several other participants making the best out of their situation. Triple Rach managed to get the drop on Luffy, but Bkev managed to stay out of the way of her rampage. As night drew near, a massive explosion occurred, taking out Polyphase Avatron, Sinzu, and Kaboom, whose last words were "BOOOOOOOOOM."
Exhausted by the day's events, Bkev took shelter in a small alcove near the coast. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pain in his leg, and looked down to see a haggard Gyt Kaliba holding a crude bone knife. Gyt laughed maniacally, and took off, bouncing =into the sunset.
Day 1 Interview. Frog Ginyu & Kaboom
GINYU: Well, look what we got here.
KABOOM: Go away. Kaboom is not in the mood.
GINYU: You think you're the first guy to get blown up? Please. I got blown up as a frog. Top that.
KABOOM: Kaboom will squash you like a frog, if you do not get out of Kaboom's way.
GINYU: Oh yeah? We'll see how you do that as a frog. CHANGE.....NO-"
KABOOM: KABOOM....STOMP!
And so ended day one.
