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Dragon Ball pick up lines and jokes

Post by dbzfan7 » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:00 pm

I just want to laugh my ass off to some of the funniest and most ridiculous ones people can think of (or steal). Dirty jokes are fine as long as its mild (but don't go too dirty).

I'll get this one out of the way. "If i had to rate you on a scale of 1-10, I would rate you over 9000."
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Post by ShadowDude112 » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:09 pm

"I need to Goku the doctor. My head is Krillin me."
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Post by Godo » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:22 pm

Turtle: "Hey babe, come here, let's play the Umi-Game!" Sleazy voice
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Post by DBZAOTA482 » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:36 pm

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Post by CaBrPi » Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:10 pm

How did Goku get sick after coming back from Namek?

Someone slipped him a little Saiyanide.
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Post by Scarz » Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:31 pm

"Come over here and I'll show you my Big Bang Attack."

Not really a joke or a pick up line but something I like to tell my boyfriend when I'm feeling silly. :P
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Post by dbzfan7 » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:49 am

"I'll be over there in 1 Freeza minute"
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Post by Super Gazellian » Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:06 pm

Wanna help me gather the balls and summon the dragon baby? :wink:
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Post by Beji » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:23 pm

*insert power pole joke here*
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Post by Gonstead » Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:01 am

"I'm Gohaning to Kawaii Kon 2012!"

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Post by Super Gazellian » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:27 pm

Gohan walks into a bar...

Videl gets shot in the leg.
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Post by Black_Liger » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:39 am

1. Hey baby, my love for you is like krillin, there are times where it dies, but it's always revived!.

2. Hey babe, your as sexy as kakarot's ki is high.

3. My love, you are as rare in my world as a female saiyan in planet vegeta.
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Post by Eddie » Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:08 pm

What did Gohan tell his pet when he wanted to go up in elevation? Haiya, Dragon!

Who kills for a living and tastes great with ice cream? Taopiepie!

And for our more "mature" members...
Why did Kaio go to jail? He kept commanding his guests to grab his monkey!

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Post by dbzfan7 » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:19 pm

When Cell watched wrestling and saw Mr. Perfect. He laughed. Yeah its lame.
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Post by Godo » Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:14 am

I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.
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Post by dbzfan7 » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:02 pm

You may have a foot long, but I have a Shenlong.
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Post by Fionordequester » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:35 pm

"So you wanna see my sword huh?"

"Alright, whatever turns you on big guy. Hehehehe!"
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Post by TheGmGoken » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:38 pm

Female: Hop onto my flying nimbus
Male: I'm going to stick my power pole in there
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Post by Kaboom » Mon Aug 05, 2013 6:08 pm

I didn't come up with this one, but I'll post it anyway.

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Post by smashyoshi » Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:28 pm

I have a bad joke which is really bad. *ahem*
I'll Gogeta Nail to fix the Coola because I like my Reacoom Chilled.
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