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johnboy1 · Post by **johnboy1** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:03 pm

Holy mama-sita-muchacha-in-the-morning! [I have no idea where that came from...] Daddy likes!

So you're saying that's a REAL image from the manga? That's surprising. I though that most of the sexual stuff in Sailor Moon was merely implied, but there wasn't much of a cover-up for that one, now was there?

Sailor Moon is a Hentai-lover's gold mine. It features a group of teenage girls that encompass the entire spectrum of roles a woman can play in a porn film:

The stupid blonde (didn't see that coming did ya?) [Moon]
The brainiac (my personal preference) [Mercury]
The priestess (forbidden fruit is sweet) [Mars]
The macho tough girl (my second favorite) [Jupiter]
The pointless clone of the stupid blonde that once had her own show [Venus]
The lipstick lesbian [Neptune]
The manly lesbian [Uranus]
The obligatory evil woman (in flowing black garments, no less) [Saturn]
The slightly-older-yet-still-young-and-hot overly serious woman [Pluto]

All of which fight in schoolgirl uniforms with insanely short skirts. This is an adolescent boy's dream come true. Thankfully, I found it when I was an adolescent boy!

I rest my case: Sailor Moon is hentai fodder. Any objections?

*PINHEAD* · Post by ***PINHEAD*** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:16 pm

With Akira, I actually did read the manga. The movie didn't make sense to me, though the manga did. Same with Evangelion. Crazy, eh?

Mmm...Sailor Moon...that was probably the first anime I ever saw. Wow, you know all their names and can describe them...!

Deus ex Machina · Post by **Deus ex Machina** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:26 pm

You nailed that one alright Johnny. A perfect description, SM couldn't be any more formulaic if it tried.

Luckily like you, I also found SM in my adolscents. Good times man...

Not to mention it spawned countless dojin's, hentai themed parodies, spin offs, and pic sets.

B-kun · Post by **B-kun** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:03 am

Heh, Takeuchi-sensei actually intentionally made them sexy. I should post her drawing of half-nude Usagi....

Sun_Wukong · Post by **Sun_Wukong** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:11 am

Sailor Moon, blah. As you guys know, I cant stand Shoujo anime.

Dayspring · Post by **Dayspring** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:52 pm

B-kun wrote:Heh, Takeuchi-sensei actually intentionally made them sexy. I should post her drawing of half-nude Usagi....

Yes you should. For um, comparison sakes with half-nude Bulmas. You know, to uh, see which series had funnier nude scenes....

B-kun · Post by **B-kun** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:32 pm

Sun_Wukong wrote:Sailor Moon, blah. As you guys know, I cant stand Shoujo anime.

Well, poo on you.

And...
[Rated PG-13 for nipplage]
http://www.mahoushoujo.net/genga/images/genga02.jpg

sailorspazz · Post by **sailorspazz** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:12 pm

Deus ex Machina wrote: But please...for the love of God, never say Bulla again. The character's name is Bra. Don't believe Funimation, it's a conspiracy >.>

Hey, VegettoEX, maybe that's another one to add to the censored words list along with "would you like friez-a with that?" and the one that starts with an "H" and ends with an "ercule."

Oh, and, uh AF is the ruLe you all!

The S · Post by **The S** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 10:56 pm

For the love of Athena, some of you guys are way out of hand. Can you freakin' just see that different people have different tastes, and leave it at that? As for DB/Z, it's nowhere near the top 5 list of my favorite anime, but yet I still do DB related things every day, not even including visiting this site. For the record, my top five are FLCL, Flame of Recca, Sorcerer Hunters, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and Rave Master. The matter of the fact is, when I saw each of these anime, I had never even HEARD of them before, so there was no hype attached when I placed them in my top 5. I never let what others think judge what I like or do. I have never been pushed into something by peer pressure, simply because I try to be individual and not jump on the bandwagon. Why do you think I hate Harry Potter, Sponge Bob, and Halo? Because I don't like them. I don't read, watch, or play these because my friends tell me they're cool. I just think they're utterly worthless, because I have formed my own opinion.

And, now, to try to regain a little sanity (and topic), by far the best thing about this whole AF joke was the many, many sites that reported it was really going to happen. I swear, this is the best thing since my bleem! for Game Boy Color hoax.

PsyLiam · Post by **PsyLiam** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:55 pm

The S wrote: Why do you think I hate Harry Potter, Sponge Bob, and Halo? Because I don't like them. I don't read, watch, or play these because my friends tell me they're cool. I just think they're utterly worthless, because I have formed my own opinion.

Hopefully though, you formed that opinion after having read, watched and played them.

And "hate" really does get thrown about far too readily these days. There's a big step from "I don't like that" to "I hate it". If you're not into adventure/fantasy books, oddball cartoons, or first person shooters, then fine, but there's no reason to *hate* them.

Unless you suck at Halo, of course. Then you can *hate* it. And cry.

The S · Post by **The S** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:37 am

Hopefully though, you formed that opinion after having read, watched and played them.

And "hate" really does get thrown about far too readily these days. There's a big step from "I don't like that" to "I hate it". If you're not into adventure/fantasy books, oddball cartoons, or first person shooters, then fine, but there's no reason to *hate* them.

Unless you suck at Halo, of course. Then you can *hate* it. And cry.

Well, let's just put it bluntly. I like fantasy books, but Harry Potter literally put me to sleep. Several times. I like some of the strangest cartoons, but I do not find Sponge Bob entertaining at all. And, I'll give you this one - I don't like FPSes at all - not to mention they make me sick if I play them too long (motion sickness thing). But Halo is just like the other 30 or so I have played.

And isn't this topic about DBAF?

*PINHEAD* · Post by ***PINHEAD*** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 1:39 am

It was, until some dude mentioned Dragon Ball being an "entry level" anime. And then it somehow drifted into anime, Sailor Moon, "nipplage," Harry Potter, Halo, and...Sponge Bob! Mmm...

Zackarotto · Post by **Zackarotto** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:52 am

The S wrote:Harry Potter literally put me to sleep. Several times.

Maybe you shouldn't read when you're so tired. I think that shows an addiction to the series.

Otherwise, that's impossible. a piracy website.

B-kun · Post by **B-kun** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:44 am

*PINHEAD* wrote:It was, until some dude mentioned Dragon Ball being an "entry level" anime. And then it somehow drifted into anime, Sailor Moon, "nipplage," Harry Potter, Halo, and...Sponge Bob! Mmm...

Hey, hey, hey, blame Julian for the "nipplage".. Mike apparently didn't edit my post, so..

Anyway, this topic was a joke to begin with, so I say we have fun until it gets out of hand and Mike closes it down before it turns into Tenkai.

Though I'm surprised Dayspring and John haven't declared their undying loyalty...

johnboy1 · Post by **johnboy1** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 2:58 pm

If by "John," you mean me, then I'll pledge my loyalty to Dragon Ball right here and now!!

Okay, loyalty pledged.

Which reminds me, to stay on the topic of fake (or in this case, unofficial) DB, let's see how many movies have been made of the DB characters without Toei's permission.

Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins
Sailor and the Seven Balls

I can't think of any others. As for the first one, the magic actually suffers a miscarriage. As for the second one, it is a VERY risque Sailor Moon/DB crossover. I have yet to see it, though. Can anyone PM a download point to me? Only for research of course *snicker snicker*.

Also didn't the latter have a sequel? If so, were any DB characters in it, or were the Scouts on their own?

B-kun · Post by **B-kun** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 3:06 pm

Yeah, I'm too lazy to type out usernames in the moning.

And I meant loyalty for the nipplage. Considering your reaction to the Playboy Senshi.

and I want to see Sailor and the Seven Balls. XD

johnboy1 · Post by **johnboy1** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 3:35 pm

Whoops! I thought we were talking about loyalty to a certain anime! That was last page's topic, was it not? Before the nipplage.

As far as nipplage goes, I prefer a little more...

Which reminds me: where is a download place for SSB?

Deus ex Machina · Post by **Deus ex Machina** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:38 pm

johnboy1 wrote:Also didn't the latter have a sequel? If so, were any DB characters in it, or were the Scouts on their own?

B-kun wrote:and I want to see Sailor and the Seven Balls. XD

No...no you don't, neither of you want to see this movie. It was funny...and I don't mean "ha-ha" funny. The animation was pure grade-A crap; I'm not exagerating when I say I've seen better movies made in Flash.

The S · Post by **The S** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:38 am

Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins

I just saw that again today

Didn't I hear there was a new type of dragonballs in AF?

*PINHEAD* · Post by ***PINHEAD*** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:02 am

Of course--there is an all new set that goes along with the evil Shenron generated from the paradoxal time defect! And this one grants the summoner seven wishes, that have, get this, unlimited wish-granting powers! This new set pWnZ0|2z the old ones.

Kanzenshuu

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