How would everyone on the dragon team individually describe Goku?

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How would everyone on the dragon team individually describe Goku?

Post by theherodjl » Sat Jul 25, 2026 3:13 am

There's this one comic in which many Marvel heroes and even a few antagonists are asked to describe Wolverine, here.
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With that in mind, if all the characters currently alive on the Dragon team(active/retired fighters, allies, opponents) had to describe Goku, what might each character say?
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Re: How would everyone on the dragon team individually describe Goku?

Post by Cold Skin » Sun Jul 26, 2026 4:46 pm

BULMA:
Goku is just Goku. He'll always be that wild boy I found in the jungle, unable to behave like a normal human being with minimal manners. But he's got that magic that will always save the day. No social skills, but you can count on him when it matters.

CHICHI:
My husband is not perfect, mind you! It's always fight, fight, fight, and all about training most of the time. But I must say, lately he's been making efforts when it comes to having a regular job. Plus, having your husband saving the world or even the universe on a regular basis, you gotta feel special. And nobody honors my cooking skills more than he does, that's for sure!

FREEZA:
That annoying monkey got on my nerves for the longest time. He has a knack for irritating me to the highest degree with his uptight moral standards and the outrageous superiority he had on me for a while. But it's all in the past now. I would have dreamed nothing more than to end him in the most despicable manner, but now that I have demonstrated my unreachable superiority, I like to have those monkeys around somewhere, powerless and pesting at their recent inability to ever reach my height. And I would not advice any comment on that last expression I used, in the interest of your immediate survival.

BEERUS:
Well, the Saiyan sure proves entertaining, more so than I would have ever guessed at first sight. I've never seen someone that dumb in daily life while being nothing short of a genius when it comes to battle prowess and evolution. While he won't ever stand at my level and can be as annoying as it gets sometimes, I must confess that man's evolution fascinates me and I've gotten quite used to his presence and that of his friends. Don't go telling him about that though, if you know what's good for you.

WHIS:
Oh ho ho, Goku is pretty unique, isn't he? I must say he has brought quite a new sparkle in Lord Beerus' daily life these last years, and guiding him through his evolution is quite the entertainment after millions of years. I'm sure he holds even more surprises for us in the future, him and Vegeta are really something else, although there have been a few more individuals shaking up the status quo lately, even right here, on my lord's planet.

VEGETA:
What do you want me to say? He's been a thorn in my side for decades, but he's still a genius at fighting and I've grown to realize than there's no better training partner if I want to evolve. And it's always a pleasure to be superior to him, just like our last duel proved by the way.

GOHAN:
Well, Dad is... unique, if I may say. He's often off training somewhere, but I've rarely seen someone with such a pure heart. But you won't change a pure-breed Saiyan, I guess: his love of fighting will always come first, but ultimately, he'll be there to protect us all when the time comes, always. I'm glad I can make him proud now that I understand his will to stay in top shape strength-wise. Now I can protect our loved ones alongside him when a threat comes up!

GOTEN:
Well, I don't get to see him that much and I've spent a good chunk of my life without him, but he's always nice and smiling with others and so much stronger than I am! And I haven't seen the best of him, I wasn't there during those parts, but just hearing about it makes me impressed! Now that I'm super hero, I look up to him as some kind of hidden super hero or something! Though unlike my brother and I, he was never big on poses before or after the battle... Maybe with Gohan, we should train him about that or something?

ZAMASU:
That low-life mortal is a disgrace. He is the undebatable proof of the misleading ways of the deities and should simply not exist. Or only with his power under my control and my will. Yes, I accept to inhabit such a disgraceful anomaly if it is for the greater good of the universe. And that is the only honor I shall grant him - the living symbol of the God's highest mistakes.

CELL:
Goku... I have fond memories of our battle. He understands the value of having a worthy opponent. A fight is only interesting when both opponents have a balanced duel without holding back and with a flurry of creative strategies and technics. Nothing is more thrilling than a good match against an opponent matching your power and skills. Too bad our battle had to be cut short, and all of this to make way for his wretched son... Now THAT part I will gladly forget.

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Re: How would everyone on the dragon team individually describe Goku?

Post by Koitsukai » Mon Jul 27, 2026 1:40 pm

Vegeta: a mentally disabled clown.

Gohan: my dad is the best.

Goten: my dad is the strongest.

Kid Trunks: kind of an idiot but very strong.

Future Trunks: an admirable man.

Piccolo: he is mentally unstable and should be commited.

Tenshinhan: greatest martial artist alive.

Krilin: the best friend you could ever wish for.

Chaozu: I don't know, he hasn't said a word to me in 30 years.

Yamcha: cool guy, a doofus, but in a cool way.

Roshi: my greatest student.

Oolong: braindead.

Puar: a friend of Yamcha's.

Bulma: mentally challenged.

Chichi: beyond repair, in every aspect.

Gyumaoh: expensive.

Videl: he seems nice.

Shin: the greatest mortal ever, he saved my universe many times.

Kaio: a pest, a rude, destructive pest.

Dende: the savior of my people.

Freeza: I call him a monkey because of his IQ, not because of his capacity to turn into one.

Cell: a relative that I despise and respect in equal amounts.

Uub: an extremely rude man, insults me, he invited himself to my own house and ate the little food we had at home.

Mr. Satan: a trickster I thought at first, now I don't even know what he is.

Mr. Buu: a funny guy.

Broly: a person.

Beerus: the dumbest pizza guy ever.

Whis: A fast learner, my best student to date.

Jiren: the guy that won't give up.

Zeno Sama: subarashii yatsu neee

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