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Post by Metalwario64 » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:49 am

DragonBalllKaiHD wrote:How did the Earth save from Boo?
uh... lolwut?
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Post by DragonBalllKaiHD » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:58 am

How did the name of Boo originate?

Toriyama got the idea from the sound of his fart, nevermind the pun from Dinsey theme.
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Post by Big Momma » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:31 am

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Post by Wojak » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:29 am

When Gohan wants new Namek-style clothes, all he has to do is to play the Piccolo.
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Post by Son Wukong » Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:09 am

''What’s the difference between a jeweller and a jailer? One sells watches, one watches cells.''

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Post by Rocketman » Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:17 am

LeprikanGT wrote:How Many Super Saiyans Does It take To Screw In A LightBulb?
Two, but it has to be a pretty big light bulb.

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Post by Bussani » Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:35 am

Rocketman wrote:
LeprikanGT wrote:How Many Super Saiyans Does It take To Screw In A LightBulb?
5. One to hold the light bulb in place, and 4 to rotate the room.

Okay, this one can be applied to just about any 'how many ______s' question.

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Post by Rocketman » Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:41 am

1 to perform the action(s) and X amount to act stereotypically.

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Post by SHINOBI-03 » Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:07 am

A freeza line for FUNimation...

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Post by NeptuneKai » Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:53 am

The Funimation dub!

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Post by Kendamu » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:07 pm

Dragonball jokes, eh?

How about...

Futon ga futon da!!!

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Post by The Time Traveller » Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:38 pm

The opening post is the funniest post in this damn thread.

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Post by Sin » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:28 pm

I like Freeza but his brother is Cooler

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Post by Metalwario64 » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:30 pm

You should have waited until tomorrow so that your necro-post would have been exactly 1 year from the last post in the thread.
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Post by Sin » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:32 pm

Metalwario64 wrote:You should have waited until tomorrow so that your necro-post would have been exactly 1 year from the last post in the thread.
That would've been TOO awesome.

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Post by Kaboom » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:05 pm

Sin wrote:
Metalwario64 wrote:You should have waited until tomorrow so that your necro-post would have been exactly 1 year from the last post in the thread.
That would've been TOO awesome.
No, it wouldn't. We have rules for this kind of thing. It's big ol' #2 in the list of them which you agreed to when you signed up.

No necro-posting. Thread over.
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