Kanzenshuu Hunger Games: The Reckoning: CONCLUSION: Now with Powah Levuls!

[Gog]

Jacob wins. Good Game everyone, Jacob managed to get the cute, busty anime girls in the end. He's the real winner in the end.

Correction: He got Hinata in the end. That's why he's the real winner.

Correction he got the Hinata's in the end. Also what's up with Hinata? Is this some sort of Waifu war?

[Zephyr]

Leading the board for kills!

That usually means I'm next.

[Kunzait_83]

I'd have preferred a full sized axe over a hatchet, but I'll take what I can get.

You guys probably also have no idea that my current avatar right now as we speak has all along been of a slasher movie villain huh?

And lastly, if I were to get my hands on a hockey mask as well, then almost by default I'd be obligated to kill Jacob first, since he's clearly the horniest among us.



Yeah on second thought, if big bad J can make the smaller hatchet still work for him despite its size, I should have no problems either.

Time to scream bitches.

[TheUltimateNinja]

Sintzu's avatar works perfectly for this, it's fucking hilarious. Seriously, go back and look at the ones where he was still alive.

[JulieYBM]

The horniest may I be, but surpass cliches shall I by surviving the horror.

[TheUltimateNinja]

The horniest may I be, but surpass cliches shall I by surviving the horror.

You're like the main character of the movie Teeth, the one where the chick has teeth in her vagina.

[Cipher]

Is this man receiving essentially two different slasher-movie deaths while watching porn/aerobics? That might be the most gloriously '80s way to go out.

Meanwhile, I continue to gain allies rather than victims, knowing that if I must kill, I can, but that trust and mercy are both more beneficial and send louder messages to spectators in this vile game. I won't stain my hands with innocent blood for amusement.

ABED has a change of heart, having been shown mercy. He scares another participant out of his vicinity, but can't find it in himself to pursue.

Zephyr and Scarz, their bloodlust awakened by early kills, grow colder.

Doctor. focuses on survival, avoiding interactions with others as he sets up shelter for the night.

Kunzait, well fed and newly armed, puts on the mask. Camp Crystal Lake is in session. And guess who just built a cabin.

DBZAOTA482 finds out Kamiccolo9 provided the list of participants, drawing from frequent forum-goers, and bludgeons him to death with a rock. He hides the body under some pines and his hands can't stop shaking. Whether from excitement or anger, he's not sure. He's just a kid. He's surprised by the weight of the rock in his hands.

His shadow grows longer as night falls. He waits by Kamiccolo9's makeshift burial mound until dusk.

Jacob fights desperately to be Final Girl, decrying live-action filmmaking into the woods. Cipher and Kunzait shout back. A dozen lonesome voices weave in and out of the trees. We are all trying to speak to each other -- all trying desperately to not be found.

[TheUltimateNinja]

Meanwhile, I continue to gain allies rather than victims, knowing that if I must kill, I can, but that trust and mercy are both more beneficial and send louder messages to spectators in this vile game. I won't stain my hands with innocent blood for amusement.

I'm going to laugh when you inevitably get stabbed in the back.

[Cipher]

I'm going to laugh when you inevitably get stabbed in the back.

Bitch, I'm turning enemies into friends so fast I look like Goku.

[TheUltimateNinja]

I'm going to laugh when you inevitably get stabbed in the back.

Bitch, I'm turning enemies into friends so fast I look like Goku.

Goku got killed by Piccolo within minutes of turning him into a "friend".

[Gog]

I'm going to laugh when you inevitably get stabbed in the back.

Bitch, I'm turning enemies into friends so fast I look like Goku.

Your eventually going to find your Freeza. You'll see what happens then

[TheUltimateNinja]

I'm going to laugh when you inevitably get stabbed in the back.

Bitch, I'm turning enemies into friends so fast I look like Goku.

Your eventually going to find your Freeza. You'll see what happens then

He goes SSJ and easily thrashes him?

[Gog]

Bitch, I'm turning enemies into friends so fast I look like Goku.

Your eventually going to find your Freeza. You'll see what happens then

He goes SSJ and easily thrashes him?

Then he comes back and thrashes him back. With his shiny form

[TheUltimateNinja]

Aren't we overdue for an update by now?

Also, the nature of this thread doesn't really allow for player participation, but I wonder how this would go if there was some level of roleplaying involved.

[Cipher]

ABED is already my Piccolo. I gave him a Senzu and said, "Go. Get even stronger."

Years from now he'll kidnap my first-born child and tell me I'm a bad parent at a sports event.

[TheUltimateNinja]

ABED is already my Piccolo. I gave him a Senzu and said, "Go. Get even stronger."

Years from now he'll kidnap my first-born child and tell me I'm a bad parent at a sports event.

Seeing as you're one of the participants, I might as well ask you. What if there were some level of involvement in this? Like if you were required to state your intentions for the current turn or something like that.

[Cipher]

Seeing as you're one of the participants, I might as well ask you. What if there were some level of involvement in this? Like if you were required to state your intentions for the current turn or something like that.

Well, about two months ago, Kamiccolo9 called my cell phone.

I was like, "How did you get this number?"

He sent back a gif of Jack Nicholson. I was a little perturbed, but I went on with the rest of my day.

The next time he called, which was about a week later, ignoring drunk texts and butt dials, he asked me to come over to his house.

"I hope it's not too big a step," he said. I assured him that was fine, but I'd have to bring my Nana along as a chaperone, as she's approved every woman I've ever dated.

"Is ... is that what you think this is?" he said.

"No, but my Nana has to come along anyway. No questions."

So I got over to Kamiccolo9's house and told him I was joking about Nana, and we cracked a few beers and chilled. Then he invited me into his room to look at his Warhammer figurines. I was a little creeped out, but I started to understand when he pointed out they were sitting on a three-foot-by-three-foot print out of the main page of the Kanzenshuu forums. He started to push them around with a Swiffer Sweeper in the style of a movie war room general, saying things like, "See? This one is you. Boom-pow." It was then I noticed the theater-sized Hunger Games series posters on his walls, and the four-foot cardboard cutout of Katniss, or whatever her name is.

"It'll be just like Mocking Jay!" he said.

"Uh-huh." I slurped my Negra Modelo.

After that, we remembered there was a site too, and contacted Mike and Herms through the main Kanzenshuu mailbox, getting their approval and meeting with other participants over weekly Skype calls. We essentially arranged a multi-season plotline, passing scripts back and forth. Then Kamiccolo9 found a random-number generator designed to simulate Hunger Games situations without requiring any user input, and we decided to just scrap everything and go with that. Certain beats from the original draft might remain, but from here it's anyone's game.

EDIT -- Traveled back seventeen years into a parallel world for some minor timeline corrections.

[TheUltimateNinja]

Well, about a month ago, Kamiccolo9 called my cell phone.

I was like, "How did you get this number?"

He sent back a gif of Jack Nicholson. I was a little perturbed, but I went on with the rest of my day.

The next time he called, which was about a week later, ignoring drunk texts and butt dials, he asked me to come over to his house.

"I hope it's not too big a step," he said. I assured him that was fine, but I'd have to bring my Nana along as a chaperone, as she's approved every woman I've ever dated.

"Is ... is that what you think this is?" he said.

"No, but my Nana has to come along anyway. No questions."

So I got over to Kamiccolo9's house and told him I was joking about Nana, and we cracked a few beers and chilled. Then he invited me into his room to look at his Warhammer figurines. I was a little creeped out, but I started to understand when he pointed out they were sitting on a three-foot-by-three-foot print out of the main page of the Kanzenshuu forums. He started to push them around with a Swiffer Sweeper in the style of a movie war room general, saying things like, "See? This one is you. Boom-pow." It was then I noticed the theater-sized Hunger Games series posters on his walls, and the four-foot cardboard cutout of Katniss, or whatever her name is.

"It'll be just like Mocking Jay!" he said.

"Uh-huh." I slurped my Negra Modelo.

After that, we remembered there was a site too, and contacted Mike and Herms through the main Kanzenshuu mailbox, getting their approval and meeting with other participants over monthly Skype calls. We essentially arranged a multi-season plotline, passing scripts back and forth. All of this would have started around October 2016. Then Kamiccolo9 found a random-number generator designed to simulate Hunger Games situations without requiring any user input, and we decided to just scrap everything and go with that. Certain beats from the original draft might remain, but from here it's anyone's game.

Something doesn't add up here.

[Kunzait_83]

Is this man receiving essentially two different slasher-movie deaths while watching porn/aerobics? That might be the most gloriously '80s way to go out.

You don't know the half of it.

Not only did he shtupp one of the night shift nurses mere moments earlier, not only is he kicking back and ogling leg warmeriffic Aerobics videos (Muten Roshi-style) while guzzling back beers as he meets his (wonderfully over the top and excessive) demise at Jason's hands (and hacksaw), BUT ALSO... the actor playing this poor schmuck of a morgue attendant was also Officer Fackler in like 92 out of the 257 Police Academy movies.

The only possible way this scene could've somehow been more 80s is if it was scored to a Phil Collins single and Rambo immediately after crashes through the window and starts peppering Jason with machinegun fire.

Kunzait, well fed and newly armed, puts on the mask. Camp Crystal Lake is in session. And guess who just built a cabin.

[JulieYBM]

Final girl? Hah. I shall be more than final girl, I shall be final girl who bears child who will be child of final girl.

And to all a lewd night!