How did Chi Chi get pregnant?

[JulieYBM]

Shrödinger's Gokuu: simultaneously a virgin and not.

[TheGreatness25]

I take it you can’t grasp that not knowing where babies comes from doesn’t make it impossible to have sex?

The lack of knowledge of the birthing process doesn’t prevent his dick from going Super Saiyan 2

Would you rather Toriyama say it out loud that Goku is a virgin? You and I don’t know him as well he does. Sure he might be forgetful but he’s always had Goku as being pure in any media that he is involved in. The Super manga already confirmed that Goku never kissed Chi Chi and Toriyama had more involvement with that. Than they have Goku clueless as to how Chi Chi gave birth. Which indicates he doesn’t know how she got pregnant. Nothing in a shonen manga like this would ever portray real life mating. And I’m glad for that

Yeah, but... Gohan was introduced in what year? And at no point ever has there ever been any time ever where it's been alluded to that Goku didn't diddle Chi-Chi. Like, ever. Ever. Ever.

But now because of a couple of shoddy examples that have holes in them that you could land a plane in, people are looking to stretch those examples to make it seem like Goku never had sex with his wife that he has two kids with? Why? Why are people doing this?

It is weird that Goku doesn't know what a pregnant woman looks likes, especially since he was with Chi Chi when Gohan was born.

Goku thought that Bulma just ate a lot to gain a lot of weight.

Surely Goku was there when Gohan was born.

To be fair, for someone who's seen one pregnant woman in his life, it's an easy mistake to make...?

[jjgp1112]

I take it you can’t grasp that not knowing where babies comes from doesn’t make it impossible to have sex?

The lack of knowledge of the birthing process doesn’t prevent his dick from going Super Saiyan 2

Would you rather Toriyama say it out loud that Goku is a virgin? You and I don’t know him as well he does. Sure he might be forgetful but he’s always had Goku as being pure in any media that he is involved in. The Super manga already confirmed that Goku never kissed Chi Chi and Toriyama had more involvement with that. Than they have Goku clueless as to how Chi Chi gave birth. Which indicates he doesn’t know how she got pregnant. Nothing in a shonen manga like this would ever portray real life mating. And I’m glad for that

Yeah, but... Gohan was introduced in what year? And at no point ever has there ever been any time ever where it's been alluded to that Goku didn't diddle Chi-Chi. Like, ever. Ever. Ever.

But now because of a couple of shoddy examples that have holes in them that you could land a plane in, people are looking to stretch those examples to make it seem like Goku never had sex with his wife that he has two kids with? Why? Why are people doing this?

It is weird that Goku doesn't know what a pregnant woman looks likes, especially since he was with Chi Chi when Gohan was born.

Goku thought that Bulma just ate a lot to gain a lot of weight.

Surely Goku was there when Gohan was born.

To be fair, for someone who's seen one pregnant woman in his life, it's an easy mistake to make...?

It's not people, it's just one user stretching out a "joke" until he just becomes an annoying broken record.

[KentMan]

Would you rather Toriyama say it out loud that Goku is a virgin?

Goku’s got 2 fuck trophies that say otherwise

You and I don’t know him as well he does.

But we do know he has kids so…

. The Super manga already confirmed that Goku never kissed Chi Chi and Toriyama had more involvement with that.

While it is weird they never kissed, it’s not actually a requirement for sex. Procreation or otherwise.

Than they have Goku clueless as to how Chi Chi gave birth. Which indicates he doesn’t know how she got pregnant

But it doesn’t disprove they have sex. And we do know in fact they had sex. At least twice.

Him having kids doesn’t mean he did the deed this isn’t real life so don’t confuse the two. No we don’t know if they did anything and the narrative is shifting more towards the virgin side.

[TheGreatness25]

Would you rather Toriyama say it out loud that Goku is a virgin? You and I don’t know him as well he does. Sure he might be forgetful but he’s always had Goku as being pure in any media that he is involved in. The Super manga already confirmed that Goku never kissed Chi Chi and Toriyama had more involvement with that. Than they have Goku clueless as to how Chi Chi gave birth. Which indicates he doesn’t know how she got pregnant. Nothing in a shonen manga like this would ever portray real life mating. And I’m glad for that

Yeah, but... Gohan was introduced in what year? And at no point ever has there ever been any time ever where it's been alluded to that Goku didn't diddle Chi-Chi. Like, ever. Ever. Ever.

But now because of a couple of shoddy examples that have holes in them that you could land a plane in, people are looking to stretch those examples to make it seem like Goku never had sex with his wife that he has two kids with? Why? Why are people doing this?

It is weird that Goku doesn't know what a pregnant woman looks likes, especially since he was with Chi Chi when Gohan was born.

Goku thought that Bulma just ate a lot to gain a lot of weight.

Surely Goku was there when Gohan was born.

To be fair, for someone who's seen one pregnant woman in his life, it's an easy mistake to make...?

It's not people, it's just one user stretching out a "joke" until he just becomes an annoying broken record.

Perhaps it's my mistake to assume that this was a real theory that people have. I wouldn't be surprised, though.

[Peach]

My God. Just because Goku doesn't know the correlation between babies and pregnancy doesn't mean he hasn't sex.

This is so stupid. The man has two kids!

The dude is trolling at this point.

[Zephyr]

Children of Goku and Chichi existing isn't a 100% airtight foolproof indication that they definitely had sex. No magic or science fiction necessary.

Do I think that's what happened? No, but Gohan and Goten existing isn't necessarily the proof that it's being presented as.

[MasenkoHA]

Children of Goku and Chichi existing isn't a 100% airtight foolproof indication that they definitely had sex. No magic or science fiction necessary.

Do I think that's what happened? No, but Gohan and Goten existing isn't necessarily the proof that it's being presented as.

Counterargument: I refuse to believe that Goku and Chi Chi’s Wedding Night wasn’t Chi Chi introducing Goku to the world of BDSM.

[Koitsukai]

I would actually laugh my ass off if Chichi chose to take Goku from Mount Paozu to a clinic in the city to leave a sperm sample, and then she underwent the whole excruciating process of AI, instead of just fucking his brains out, and later blaming it on him for not having enough money because he doesn't work, when she spent a lot of money on something they didn't need to.
Unless they actually did need to, meaning they were having problems conceiving and that wouldn't be funny at all.

It'd be funny if Chichi wasn't attracted to Goku at all, and chose to get a kid that way. Wait, that wouldn't be funny either, why are they together then? lol

Or what if Gohan was born thanks to gathering the DBs and asking for it to Shenron? that'd be a reveal or a retcon?

[JulieYBM]

Children of Goku and Chichi existing isn't a 100% airtight foolproof indication that they definitely had sex. No magic or science fiction necessary.

Do I think that's what happened? No, but Gohan and Goten existing isn't necessarily the proof that it's being presented as.

Counterargument: I refuse to believe that Goku and Chi Chi’s Wedding Night wasn’t Chi Chi introducing Goku to the world of BDSM.

Gokuu's safe word is 'sabertooth tiger'.

[jjgp1112]

I would actually laugh my ass off if Chichi chose to take Goku from Mount Paozu to a clinic in the city to leave a sperm sample, and then she underwent the whole excruciating process of AI, instead of just fucking his brains out, and later blaming it on him for not having enough money because he doesn't work, when she spent a lot of money on something they didn't need to.
Unless they actually did need to, meaning they were having problems conceiving and that wouldn't be funny at all.

It'd be funny if Chichi wasn't attracted to Goku at all, and chose to get a kid that way. Wait, that wouldn't be funny either, why are they together then? lol

Or what if Gohan was born thanks to gathering the DBs and asking for it to Shenron? that'd be a reveal or a retcon?

I honestly don't think Chi-Chi is smart or well-read enough to even know this is an option. Chi-Chi seems very much beholden and committed to a "traditional" marriage and family life as defined in her shitty romance mags.

Can we just Occam's Razor this shit?

[Koitsukai]

I would actually laugh my ass off if Chichi chose to take Goku from Mount Paozu to a clinic in the city to leave a sperm sample, and then she underwent the whole excruciating process of AI, instead of just fucking his brains out, and later blaming it on him for not having enough money because he doesn't work, when she spent a lot of money on something they didn't need to.
Unless they actually did need to, meaning they were having problems conceiving and that wouldn't be funny at all.

It'd be funny if Chichi wasn't attracted to Goku at all, and chose to get a kid that way. Wait, that wouldn't be funny either, why are they together then? lol

Or what if Gohan was born thanks to gathering the DBs and asking for it to Shenron? that'd be a reveal or a retcon?

I honestly don't think Chi-Chi is smart or well-read enough to even know this is an option. Chi-Chi seems very much beholden and committed to a "traditional" marriage and family life as defined in her shitty romance mags.

Can we just Occam's Razor this shit?

Oh yes, please, I was just humouring what seems to be the dumbest conclusion out of a simple joke.

[Zephyr]

Can we just Occam's Razor this shit?

Nobody's stopping you from doing so.

[Peach]

I would actually laugh my ass off if Chichi chose to take Goku from Mount Paozu to a clinic in the city to leave a sperm sample, and then she underwent the whole excruciating process of AI, instead of just fucking his brains out, and later blaming it on him for not having enough money because he doesn't work, when she spent a lot of money on something they didn't need to.
Unless they actually did need to, meaning they were having problems conceiving and that wouldn't be funny at all.

It'd be funny if Chichi wasn't attracted to Goku at all, and chose to get a kid that way. Wait, that wouldn't be funny either, why are they together then? lol

Or what if Gohan was born thanks to gathering the DBs and asking for it to Shenron? that'd be a reveal or a retcon?

I honestly don't think Chi-Chi is smart or well-read enough to even know this is an option. Chi-Chi seems very much beholden and committed to a "traditional" marriage and family life as defined in her shitty romance mags.

Can we just Occam's Razor this shit?

Yeah. They seem like a typical country bumpkin family. Probably why Chi Chi pushes Gohan so hard - so he can have a better life and be smarter than his parents lol.

[Kid Buu]

Yamcha's the daddy.

So Yamcha is a Saiyan in secret

[JulieYBM]

If Gokuu was hungry when on Earth during their one day alive during the Majin Buu arc does that mean that they could have impregnated Chi-Chi, too?

[FPSSJ4_Goku]

POV: You're KentMan, and you're being dumb on purpose.

[Zephyr]

Yamcha's the daddy.

So Yamcha is a Saiyan in secret

The classic "Yamcha is the real low class warrior named Kakarotto" theory lives again.

[KentMan]

POV: You're KentMan, and you're being dumb on purpose.

Not a good response and again I presented the evidence that they’re is no way for Goku to have done it with Chi Chi. It’s not in his character and everyone here seems to confuse Goku for themselves.

My God. Just because Goku doesn't know the correlation between babies and pregnancy doesn't mean he hasn't sex.

This is so stupid. The man has two kids!

The dude is trolling at this point.

No trolling here unlike that time when Goku said he never kissed Chi Chi. Only for people to assume that he was talking about something else. Then the manga version of the Zamasu arc shows up only for Goku to blatantly say that he never kissed her. This ain’t trolling and Toriyama would never say that he did it with his wife. That’s two people you don’t know well.

[Kaboom]

I think it's time to just bring this particular nonsense train back into the station before it fully derails.