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Zackarotto · Post by **Zackarotto** » Thu May 13, 2004 10:46 pm

SpiritBomb wrote:I'm the only freakin fic writer who does not write fics about DBZ! This sucks! *picks up a Harry Potter book* YOU'VE TAKEN OVER MY FREAKIN LIFE!!! *throws it back down*

I'm off to go write a fic about D to the freakin Z! Right freakin now!

I haven't done one about DBZ.

Your avatar is the coolness. Even though I've already said that.

Xyex · Post by **Xyex** » Fri May 14, 2004 2:10 am

Yes SpiritBomb, you avatar is the bomb. (Yes, I know, bad joke.)

Anyway, sorry, no Gohan. He wasn't born yet in this time and didn't go back with Goten and Trunks when they jumped back in time. Sadly.

But Vegeta's a chibi! And Bardock's in it, and so is Raditz. So it's still much fun.

Alias · Post by **Alias** » Fri May 14, 2004 5:35 am

Order of the Phoenix is evil! EVIL! *tosses yet another book into a massive bonfire*

I could rant all day about the evils of OotP, but that'd be too off-topic. ^_^

I only semi fell out of the DB fandom, I still loved the series even if there wasn't anything new coming out. I was swept up by the Harry Potter fever; theorizing, writing fanfics, debating, being a columnist... When I became disillusioned by the fifth book, my love for DB returned as strong as ever. The trouble is that most of the fandom seems to have disappeared or been intimidated/swayed by the vastly anti-DB anime community... Ever gone to the animemusicvideos.org forum? If you even mention that you're making a DB music vid, you get flamed. It was so disheartening to return and find everything ten times worse than before... *sigh*

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Fri May 14, 2004 9:36 am

(sigh) Yes, anime snobs really are the worst.

That's why we kill'em!!!

Alias · Post by **Alias** » Fri May 14, 2004 1:39 pm

But how? There's so many of them...

Shooting is too messy, plagues tend to backfire, using mind control to make them perform seppuku is probably illegal (and, more importantly, difficult), and we don't outnumber them so an all-out war won't work.

It's all so frustrating...

Zackarotto · Post by **Zackarotto** » Fri May 14, 2004 1:41 pm

Right now, I'm picturing a Harry Potter Homestar getting slapped by Cho and saying, "I guess I just don't unduhstaaaand the ladiez."

That means nothing, but Order of the Phoenix is kewl.

And Alias (I hadn't seen your post), we usually go to cons and pick them off one by one. We're very skilled.

Alias · Post by **Alias** » Fri May 14, 2004 1:53 pm

They breed faster than they can be picked off.

It has to be a massive, worldwide undertaking in order to truly exterminate them. Every DB fan has to unite and slaughter the oppressors! Hail Dragon Ball! A gun for every fan, and a bullet for every enemy!

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Sat May 15, 2004 8:19 am

Hey Alias! I'm impressed! You're quite bloodthirsty and ambitious. ^_^

Zackarotto · Post by **Zackarotto** » Sat May 15, 2004 12:55 pm

Fangirls and fanboys don't breed as fast as normal people, just so you know. To tell the truth, we've lowered their numbers by 25% in North America since we have started.

Ben Plante · Post by **Ben Plante** » Sat May 15, 2004 3:34 pm

Woo! Shameless plug time! I'm almost finished with a '24 meets the X-Files' story called Project Ark. It's almost 400 pages on Word right now. So, yeah, a long read... plus I hate it, but the author is always their own worst critic.

Then there's Vale Of Dusk, my Silent Hill meets Twin Peaks-esque story about a town possessed by demons and overrun by hell. There's one murder that's so gruesome I'm considering removing it.

Oh, you mean DB fanfics? Outta luck there.

End shameless plug.

number18 · Post by **number18** » Sun May 16, 2004 1:46 am

May I suggest trying to locate the epic Saiyajin by Katchan?

If you haven't already read it, you should. It's the be-all-end-all of DBZ fics, in my opinion.

SpiritBomb · Post by **SpiritBomb** » Sun May 16, 2004 2:34 am

*laughs histerically* Ah..Zacko,Zacko,Zacko...you crack me up!

This is so weird! You guys are the two with the best avatars (yes, theres more of you who had great avatars and still do) and yet you waste precious typing time to compliment me! I feel loved!

..my DBZ fic is going good! Its that idea with the androids I talked about in one post! I cant wait to have it up!

Alias · Post by **Alias** » Mon May 17, 2004 5:55 am

I'm very bloodthirsty. I just came from yet another review of DBZ describing it as nothing more than overmuscled guys and shitty animation appealing only to pre-pubescent boys.

Zackarotto wrote:Fangirls and fanboys don't breed as fast as normal people, just so you know. To tell the truth, we've lowered their numbers by 25% in North America since we have started.

Not simply fanboys and fangirls, but elitists who think that the 'noobs' should bow to their 'godlike wisdom' and morons who go with whatever is popular at the moment. If they're not breeding quickly, then they have massive power when it comes to converting people. They seem to multiply faster than rabbits...

Dayspring · Post by **Dayspring** » Mon May 17, 2004 8:06 am

Not simply fanboys and fangirls, but elitists who think that the 'noobs' should bow to their 'godlike wisdom' and morons who go with whatever is popular at the moment

I remember getting shunned on mIRC because I made "such a newbie mistake" in believing that Tao Pai Pai was once a cyborg.

"He OBVIOUSLY was human in the red ribbon saga, or you're thinking of Mr. Geero, you noob! And it's JONZOJINJIN, not "cyborg"! Even the dub is smart enough to call half-humans, half-robots "androids"! ROLOLOLOLOL~~~~~!!!!"
[idiot de-ops Dayspring]
"Durrhh...actually he's right."
[Not as big but still an idiot re-ops Dayspring]
"Well either way he's an idiot for not calling them "jonzonjinjin". Next he's going to say "vegeta" instead of "Buhjiita"."
[idiot bans random person in retribution]
Me: "I have ops? What are ops?"
[de-ops Dayspring]
[boots Dayspring from room]
[bans Dayspring from room]

Good times!

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Mon May 17, 2004 9:33 am

Alias wrote:
Not simply fanboys and fangirls, but elitists who think that the 'noobs' should bow to their 'godlike wisdom' and morons who go with whatever is popular at the moment. If they're not breeding quickly, then they have massive power when it comes to converting people. They seem to multiply faster than rabbits...

Alias, that pretty much describes a fanboy or fangirl to me. And that is why we kill them, so they won't be able to spread their poison. Ah yes, our work is a noble cause indeed.

Alias · Post by **Alias** » Tue May 18, 2004 3:50 am

To me, a fangirl or fanboy is someone that's obsessed with something to the point of geekdom. The sorts that write "I love Veggie-chan!" on their foreheads or watch every episode of Star Trek fifty times to aid with their exact-to-the-last-speck-of-dust floorplan of the ship.

If you're getting rid of elitists and morons, then your work is indeed noble. But, it's ultimately in vain. Eventually, we DB fans are doomed to extinction. A sort of global fan genocide. Either that or we'll end up running some underground DB resistance. Our black trenchcoats will have the insignia of a shining four-star Dragon Ball and we'll each be highly-trained assasins. ^_^

B-kun · Post by **B-kun** » Tue May 18, 2004 4:03 am

Alias wrote: Either that or we'll end up running some underground DB resistance. Our black trenchcoats will have the insignia of a shining four-star Dragon Ball and we'll each be highly-trained assasins. ^_^

Which is exactly the goal of the Guild.

Alias · Post by **Alias** » Tue May 18, 2004 4:12 am

Who's the leader? Who's the computer techie? Who's the antisocial outsider with a painful past? Who's the 'babe'? Who's the young guy filled with angst? Who's the brawn without brains? Who's the wise old mentor? Unless you've got people fulfilling those roles, you don't really have a true resistance.

koden · Post by **koden** » Tue May 18, 2004 6:39 am

=word limit=

Zackarotto · Post by **Zackarotto** » Tue May 18, 2004 12:41 pm

Alias wrote:Who's the leader? Who's the computer techie? Who's the antisocial outsider with a painful past? Who's the 'babe'? Who's the young guy filled with angst? Who's the brawn without brains? Who's the wise old mentor? Unless you've got people fulfilling those roles, you don't really have a true resistance.

Hmm... Leader was Dayspring, now it's Jersey-sama. Computer Techie? Random or PsyLiam. I don't know. Young guy blahblahblah? That could be any of us. I don't think there's anyone POSTING ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD that have the brainless huge guy personality. And, I don't like old people. They smell funny.

As for me, I'm the guy who lives to see blood. But that's more of an anime personality.