Rocketman wrote:
And people wonder why Vegeta doesn't show up in Movie 10.
Movie 6: Alright, my movie debut! And I'm stronger than Kakarot at this point so I should have a good- *gets clocked over the horizon, kicked around and collapses before Goku delivers the killing blow*
Movie 7: Well, OK, I'll try again here! I'm still stronger than Kakarot, so-*gets nearly broken in half, collapses like a bitch while Goku takes a million times more punishment and keeps getting back up, then gets a totally nonsensical killing blow, even for DBZ*
Movie 8: Fine, I'll attack the bad guy BEFORE he reaches his final form! *foot bounces off bad guy's neck* Oh, what the fuck. *gets back in the fight later...for two seconds before getting torn up; also, his power was enough to make the bad guy explode, but only in Goku's body*
Movie 9: Man, I don't wanna go out there... oh, fine. Hey guys, Vegeta's he-*gets his spine shoved out his ears, goes down like the queen of bitches; Mr. Gigantic Pussy himself gets to be the hero instead*
Movie 10: Fuck you, I ain't doing it.
Actually, to be fair, a much as I hate Vegeta, he doesn't get much love in the manga, either.
FREEZA SAGA
Vegeta: Okay, Recoome, time to kick your ass!
*Vegeta fires a bunch of ki blasts and punches and kicks the crap out of him*
Recoome: I so tanked that shit.
*Recoome beats the crap out of Vegeta*
Vegeta: FUCK!
*Goku comes, heals everyone, beats Recoome in one punch, and solos the rest of the Ginyu force besides Jeice*
Vegeta: HA, I CAN STILL KILL JEICE!
*Vegeta kills Jeice in one attack*
Vegeta: HAH, SEE THAT?
Kurrin: Congrats, you just beat an opponent ten times weaker than you. How about fighting an opponent equal to you for a change?
Vegeta: FUCK YOU, KURRIN, YOU'RE DEA- Oh, fuck, it's FREEZA!
Freeza: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
*Vegeta and Freeza have an equal match*
Freeza: It's a shame that I have fifteen transformations and power ups.
Vegeta: Oh, ple- *watches Freeza transform* MY GOD!
*Vegeta is too powerless to do anything throughout most of the fight, until.....*
Vegeta: THAT'S IT, I'LL ABUSE THE SYSTEM *gets a zenkai* HAH, I'M THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAYAJIN! DIE, FREEZA!
*Vegeta gets mauled by Freeza*
Vegeta: D-damn it, F-Freeza is un-killable, no one can-.
Goku: Hi.
Vegeta: Looks like it's time for me to die and become useless. Bleh. *dies*
*Goku solos Freeza through the Super Sayajin transformation*
*Vegeta gets revived, time passes*
Vegeta: Oh shit, Freeza' back, there no way in hell anyone can beat hi-
Trunks: Hi.
*Trunks destroys Mecha Freeza, through the Super Sayajin transformation*
Vegeta: FUUUUUUUUCK!
*3 years later*
Vegeta: Hah! I kicked 19's ass, WITH SUPER SAYAJIN!
Piccolo: Please, I could've done that. Or Trunks could've, if we waited.
Piccolo: Speaking of which...
Trunks: Hey, dad, did you finally manage to beat Gohan, the nine year old, in the Super Sayajin race?
Vegeta: DAMN IT, TRU-!
Kurrin: By the way Vegeta, congrats, you just beat an opponent five times weaker than you. How about fighting an opponent equal to you for a change?
Vegeta: FINE, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL, I'LL KILL THOSE OTHER ANDROID FUCKS, 17 AND 18!
*Vegeta gets really, really raped by 18*
Vegeta: FUUUUUUUCK!
*Time passes, Cell becomes Semi-Perfect*
Vegeta: Time o be the hero and beat this son of a bitch!
Tien: Oh, you mean that "son of a bitch" that even I could ward off?
Vegeta: FUCK YOU!
Piccolo: Maybe someone else should go fight the bad guy, because lord knows that this isn't the first time Vegeta fucked up.
Trunks: You know what, dad? I'll go fight the big bad guy, since I'm as strong as you, anyway.
*Vegeta punches both Piccolo and Trunks*
Vegeta: I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DEFEATING A VILLAIN!
*Vegeta lets Cell turn perfect and gets the crap beaten out of him*
Trunks: See? I told y-
Vegeta: FUCK YOU!
*The Cells Games*
Vegeta: No one can beat this monster, it's a miracle I survi-
Goku and Gohan: Hi.
Vegeta: ......
*Later*
Vegeta: HAH, SEE THIS, GUYS, I'M EQUALLY MATCHED WITH A CELL JR., SERIOUSLY, I'M SO AWESO-
*Gohan lobs the Cell Jr.'s head off with one punch*
Vegeta: DAMN IT!
*Years pass, and it is the Buu Saga*
Vegeta: THAT'S IT KAKARROT, I'M EQUAL TO YOU AND WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT!
*Most of Vegeta and Goku's fight is cut off, because Toriyama thought that the fans would rather see Gohan and the Supreme Kai talk rather than watch a fight that they have been craving for half a decade. Way to go, Toriyama*
Vegeta: Time to nobly sacrifice myself against Buu. *explodes*
Buu: Funny noise did nothing to BUU!
*Vegeta does nothing notable besides be fusion bait for Goku and get his ass kicked by Kid Buu*