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by oponok » Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:26 pm
Oponok stares at the screen in disbelief.
"Super Saiya-jin 5!!" He repeats to himself in his cracking, fourteen year-old voice in disbelief. Clearing his custom-made SSJ5 Goku and Vegeta action figures and acne meds off his desk, he immediately locates his favorite forum on the net, and begins excitedly posting under the alias "SuPErSaiyaJInAndRoid16." After typing and posting fourteen pages worth of illegible nonsense claiming that SSJ5 is now a valid transformation and thus AF is real, he runs across the hall and into his brother's bedroom.
"Hey, Chris! I just saw Super Saiya-jin 6 Gogeta!!" He exclaims, waking his sibling with his announcement.
"Super Sa-a-jin 6 go-what?! Is that somekind of glass cleaner...?! It's two in the morning! Why don't you SLEEP instead of looking at that cartoon porn shit all night?!"
Still elated about his discovery, he rushes back into his room and into his bed, clasping his SSJ5 Goku in a motherly embrace.
"I was right..." he thinks to himself. "I can't wait until I post tomorrow and show how that ignorant VegettoEX has been a LOSER-HEAD all along."
Suddenly, Oponok wakes up. The whole experience had been a nightmare. He's still in college, he doesn't believe in Dragonball AF and Santa Claus, he doesn't pursue crazy cartoon pornography, he still doesn't have his own computer, he still looks kind of like a crazy intellectual and not a zit-faced teenager, VegettoEX isn't a LOSER-HEAD, and all is well.
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I would think Vegetto would start in his normal form. Never trust rumors.
Ever.
"In fact, the United States Alf Fanfiction Department has issued notices offering high paying jobs for more Alf fanfiction, which they believe could immediately resolve countless global issues such as world hunger."