What if Vegeta was female?

[Fox666]

As I recall God intended Man to be with Woman, not Man and Man.

If there was a God, how would you know what he intended?

There is a lot of data about homossexual intercourse beetween animals. Besides, it doesn't seems that God had any restrainment about homossexual intercourse, otherwise why would the G spot be located near the prostate? Or why would man have so much problem giving woman orgasms? Etc

[Piccolo Daimao]

I think we should move away from the homosexuality discussion now, because it's getting off-topic and into a religious debate, which isn't the place for this forum. I don't want to mini-mod, but let's just say that Choice195's statement was offensive, people have different beliefs and move on.

[Xyex]

But just to get this off my chest I assume your getting mad because you think homosexuality is ok? As I recall God intended Man to be with Woman, not Man and Man.

If that was what God intended, He wouldn't have created homosexuals.

Anyway, as for the topic, if Vegeta was female I don't see her getting with Yamcha. He's not the strongest and doesn't have much training ethic. More likely, she'd have shacked up with Krillin, and Trunks would be called Acorn and have no nose.

[FEMALE-GOKU 23]

But just to get this off my chest I assume your getting mad because you think homosexuality is ok? As I recall God intended Man to be with Woman, not Man and Man.

If that was what God intended, He wouldn't have created homosexuals.

Anyway, as for the topic, if Vegeta was female I don't see her getting with Yamcha. He's not the strongest and doesn't have much training ethic. More likely, she'd have shacked up with Krillin, and Trunks would be called Acorn and have no nose.

......................I think that could not happen i'm sure he'd still marry 18 there are other boys .

[VegettoEX]

FEMALE-GOKU 23: We will ask you one last time to please type properly and in complete sentences. The moderation team cannot and will not continue to correct every single one of your posts for basic legibility.

You know those Doujins for example, Piccolo x Goku. That's what I was talking about, But then theres stuff like, "What If.. Goku was a female, or Chi-Chi was a guy". Topics like that just annoy me, I'm just saying, Like I said I hope I'm not offending you in anyways, and I'm not attacking you either like TripleRach claims. But just to get this off my chest I assume your getting mad because you think homosexuality is ok? As I recall God intended Man to be with Woman, not Man and Man. If I got a Warning for saying homosexuality isn't a good thing, All I can say is awesome. Justice in forums is just amazing.

Yes, you're getting a warning for your asinine preaching to the choir and disregarding the forum's rules.

This is a global forum. Not everyone believes in your god, or in one at all in the first place. Whatever higher being you personally report to (and whatever they have to say about human relations) is irrelevant here.

If you're incapable of treating your fellow members and their preferred discussions with respect, then you don't belong here posting with the other friendly members.

Feel free to take up any complaints with your local heavenly congressmen come judgement time. I'll be happy to argue our side of the story at that point. Until then, knock off the homophobic bullshit that's irrelevant to the actual discussion taking place, or please find another forum that's willing to put up with your utter nonsense.

[Xyex]

......................I think that could not happen i'm sure he'd still marry 18 there are other boys .

But Vegeta shows up before 18, and Krillin/Vegeta would happen before Krillin ever meets 18. I don't see Yamcha/Vegeta as likely, and definitely don't see Tien/Vegeta ever being remotely possible. Goku's already taken and Roshi is... well, Roshi. I could see Krillin/Vegeta and likely Yamcha/18.

[FEMALE-GOKU 23]

Sorry I still don't understand how'd that will happen .

[Choice195]

I was going to say something that would offend you, But I decided not to talk about homos sticking objects up their rectum, I just might get a ban for being a Homophobic.

[VegettoEX]

I was going to say something that would offend you, But I decided not to talk about homos sticking objects up their rectum, I just might get a ban for being a Homophobic.

And we're done.

Sorry about that, folks. Back to your regular discussion with normal, everyday, awesome folks!

[Casual Matt]

Well, *ahem* that was... interesting.

Anyway, if Vegeta was a woman I don't really imagine him... her... being much different. He'd be a total Ice Queen.

Of course it would certainly spice up the chemistry with Bulma.

Anyway, in all seriousness, it probably wouldn't affect the Freeza Arc too much. Of course the Jinzoningen Arc would diverge from the established course of events quite a bit. Namely because of the lack of Trunks.

Although with Trunks originally being a plot device I'm sure if Toriyama wrote it, he'd just do the same thing but give Trunks a different parent. But then if Toriyama wrote it Vegeta might never have become a Super Saiyajin. Or maybe we'd actually get to see a female Super Saiyajin.

Also, for the purposes of this thread I attempted to find some (tasteful) Rule 63 art of Vegeta. I don't reccomend anybody else trying to do the same.

[TheDevilsCorpse]

Also, for the purposes of this thread I attempted to find some (tasteful) Rule 63 art of Vegeta. I don't reccomend anybody else trying to do the same.

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/ ... oxnote.jpg
Its not always bad. lol

[MetaMoss]

Can I just say one quick little thing about Choice195's post? Alright, here goes. I believe in a God who says homosexuality is wrong. I also believe that the same God also says that of lying, stealing, coveting, etc. I've lied, I've stolen, and I've coveted everything on the "Show off your DragonBall crap" thread. So no, I'm not better than anybody else in the eyes of my God. Be it murderers, thieves, gangsters, or evil warlocks.
I just got one really good defense attorney when I go up and get to be judged.

ON TOPIC:
If Vegeta was female, I could see the whole "Underestimate the small guy (or gal)" thing we he (she? arrgh so confusing!) first appears. Then maybe Kuririn will get infatuated with her, but then Vegeta would definitely turn him down. Then maybe Kuririn would try to win her affection for awhile, probably with it always ending with him getting clobbered in the face comically.

[Xyex]

Anyway, in all seriousness, it probably wouldn't affect the Freeza Arc too much. Of course the Jinzoningen Arc would diverge from the established course of events quite a bit. Namely because of the lack of Trunks.

Although with Trunks originally being a plot device I'm sure if Toriyama wrote it, he'd just do the same thing but give Trunks a different parent.

While we still could have ended up with a Yamcha/Vegeta or a Krillin/Vegeta version of Trunks we could have not gotten a Trunks at all. Someone else, already from the series, could have come back. Likely Gohan.

Or, Goten could have been born earlier, and we could have gotten him instead. With lots of "Is that Goku?" when he first appears.

[Rocketman]

Female Vegeta wouldn't kiss Krillin, though, which undercuts Krillin's infatuation (ie, "OMGOMGOMG A GURL KIST ME SHE WILL BE MAI WAIFU").

[MetaMoss]

Female Vegeta wouldn't kiss Krillin, though, which undercuts Krillin's infatuation (ie, "OMGOMGOMG A GURL KIST ME SHE WILL BE MAI WAIFU").

But Kuririn was desperate for love! And think of the hilarity:

Kuririn: Vegeta, I brought you some flowers! I love you!

Vegeta: Piss off, you freak!

*Vegeta nails Kuririn in the chin, which causes him to be launched a few hundred meters, followed by an extremely explosive landing*

[FEMALE-GOKU 23]

Female Vegeta wouldn't kiss Krillin, though, which undercuts Krillin's infatuation (ie, "OMGOMGOMG A GURL KIST ME SHE WILL BE MAI WAIFU").

But Kuririn was desperate for love! And think of the hilarity:

Kuririn: Vegeta, I brought you some flowers! I love you!

Vegeta: Piss off, you freak!

*Vegeta nails Kuririn in the chin, which causes him to be launched a few hundred meters, followed by an extremely explosive landing*

Think of the hilartity indeed.

[Piccolo Daimao]

I've changed my opinion and now I think that Vegeta wouldn't get pregnant at all. Men are more easily seduced than women, and now I can't see a female Vegeta somehow being seduced by Yamcha. Nor can I see Vegeta getting together with Goku either, for reasons aforementioned.

[ending sun]

I've thought about this before. I love Vegeta's character as is, but a female Vegeta would have been SO awesome (providing she stays as true to her male counterpart as possible). A relentlessly driven woman who delivers ruthless beatings and can take a good thrashing in equal measure, absolutely NO going easy on her in fights. A female character who's every bit as flawed and complex, and never seen as some sexual gag. Would've been positively groundbreaking.

Anyway, I'd say no to a female-Vegeta/Goku pairing. Since the point would be to keep her as in character as possible, she'd hate him for outclassing her and work tirelessly towards defeating him and reclaiming her "rightful" place, while gradually developing a grudging admiration and eventually become his friend (post-Buu). Nothing more than that. I don't see Goku developing romantic feelings towards her either. He clearly lucked out getting tied down to Chi Chi early because he seems otherwise indifferent to women, relationships, etc. I just can't see him even thinking about Vegeta that way. He'd consider her a friend (long before the feeling is mutual) and respect her prowess as a warrior, that's all.

ON TOPIC:
If Vegeta was female, I could see the whole "Underestimate the small guy (or gal)" thing we he (she? arrgh so confusing!) first appears. Then maybe Kuririn will get infatuated with her, but then Vegeta would definitely turn him down. Then maybe Kuririn would try to win her affection for awhile, probably with it always ending with him getting clobbered in the face comically.

Does that mean Krillin wouldn't draw a sword on Vegeta as she attempts to escape in her pod?
I dunno, the joke sounds too much like that cliche anime gag where the girl is always smacking some perv around. It's so corny and annoying and not very Vegeta-like imho.


Definitely can't see Vegeta/Yamcha happening either. Wouldn't he still resent her over his death? I mean, sure, she technically didn't kill him but... yeah. No. Besides, Vegeta in any form despises weaklings and (s)he most definitely sees Yamcha as a weakling.


Honestly, I could best see Vegeta with a gender-swapped Bulma (Bulmer? Bloomer?). I just like the dynamics of that couple and I could still see them working even if the sexes were switched. And we'd still get Trunks maybe. Now I know making Bulma male would fudge up the whole story in certain ways but hey. I'm sure they'd make it work somehow.

http://i.imgur.com/5c2vx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cqVRE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vaCPm.jpg
This artist has some rule 63'd Vegeta (and Bulma too) with bonus Goku and Chi Chi in the first pic. The 3rd one is lulz.

[Kroni_Hunter]

Does that mean Krillin wouldn't draw a sword on Vegeta as she attempts to escape in her pod?

Only if she blew him a kiss.

[Cold Skin]

Well, that's an unexpected thread, but original!
You know, Vegeta is a nervous kind of guy. So when I think of that period of the month when a girl can be more easily irritated, and the similar effects of pregnancy on temper, I'm not sure being around Vegeta in these situations would be very safe, even for her boyfriend/husband!
So maybe a female Vegeta would actually be more of a threat than our male Vegeta at times...