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Post by VegettoEX » Tue Apr 06, 2004 1:30 pm

This isn't really a new section... but just fun stuff I want to share with the forum folks...

Some of the shit I get is pretty amusing. The way these kiddies search for things (and the things they search for) never ceases to amuse me. This post will just be updated as I see fit as the referrals come in.
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Post by Zackarotto » Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:25 pm

Haha, great idea. Now I don't have to go click that tiny pixel to get a laugh... Plus, it's dumbed down. Hurray...
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Post by Jerseymilk » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:28 pm

Ha ha! This is certainly a treat! :D
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Post by Dayspring » Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:28 pm

Ironically you're number 3 on the google link for "what is the beginning story of dragonball af". You must have gotten how many millions of hopeful 8-year old fans on the first?
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Post by number18 » Wed Apr 21, 2004 7:09 pm

Hilarious.

I get some pretty odd ones myself...not as hilarious, but kinda weird and usually hentai related. Just my luck that there isn't anything REALLY good in there now. Just this stuff:
Google: android 18 and goku together
Google: Videl's Biography
[size=75]"Are we gonna continue?"
"Of course."
"That's the spirit."

[url=http://www.lovelycyborg.com/]Lovely Cyborg[/url][/size]
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Post by VegettoEX » Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:17 pm

Added three more Google referrals to the list (the last three Google ones). I love the kind of queries people put in. I took a class called "Retrieval of Electronic Information," which was essentially Google 101. I thought it was the most mind-numbing class of my life, knowing how to search effectively, myself.

I thought that people, these days, were growing up with search engines and knew how to use them effectively.

And then there's the Google query "do you know when the next dbz game is coming out for gba" that I see on my referral list.

WTF. People are stupid, I love it. Maybe they should all take the class, after-all... :D
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Post by Jerseymilk » Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:33 pm

I think my favourite is "are Japanese making dbaf". :D
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Post by Dayspring » Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:03 am

Ironically you're #1 on so many f those sites. Nobody everybody hates you! :D
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