You might be a DB fan if...

SSJ2bardock · Post by **SSJ2bardock** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:38 pm

I thought this would be a kind of fun topic, if you've ever seen Jeff Foxworthy then you know about his "You might be a redneck if..." jokes. So I thought it would be kinda cool to change it up with "You might be a DB fan if" jokes/experiences.

So everybody contribute your experiences and have some fun with this.

I'll start it of-

If you shower regularly to the song "Cha-La Head-Cha-La", you might be a DB fan.

Chrono Trigger · Post by **Chrono Trigger** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:44 pm

If whenever you do multiplication you think of Kaio-Ken. I don't why I do this I just do!

Carrie · Post by **Carrie** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:47 pm

If you can easily recall the time and date of the androids arrival, but not a loved one's birthday.

SSj_Rambo · Post by **SSj_Rambo** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:14 pm

You might be a Dragonball fan if...

1) You have attempted to learn Japanese to some extent for the purpose of understanding the show in it's original context.

2) You have wasted an entire ink cartridge printing out pages of pictures, fan manga and Kanzentai's Daizenshuu Bonus Coverage pages.

3) You have dressed up as one of the characters for Halloween.

4) You have seen a tree and let DBZ movie 3 be the first thing to come to your mind.

5) You have ever done your hair so that it looks like that of one of the characters.

6) You have ever attempted to eat like Goku does.

7) You have thrown CD's around while screaming Destructo Disc...or used any other random object and pretended it was a Dragonball attack or item.

You have written your own Dragonball fan-fiction series that spans at least 7 pages.

9) You have ever attempted to make an elaborate cosplay outfit to match your favorite character.

*The ones that apply to me: 1,2,4,6-8

Chrono Trigger · Post by **Chrono Trigger** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:35 pm

If you own more than 3 versions of "Dead Zone".

saiyanprincess · Post by **saiyanprincess** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:00 pm

1. If you have ever dreamed you can fly and power up, - Or dreamed of anything DBZ related.

2. You know all the songs off by heart and hum them in your car

3. You named your cat Puar or Korin

4. You yell and try and power up in the middle of a fight over a television remote

5. There is an invisible barrier around your DVD's and mangas. If anybody crosses that barrier you can feel it and have the urge to hurt them.

6. You try and take your DVD's with you on holiday, even though you know they probably won't play on the pants players provided. You then leave half of your clothes behind because they are not as essential as your precious discs, and you can't afford to fly with an overweight bag.

7. You can do the fusion and Saiyaman dance perfectly

8. You see a huge bald muscular guy in the street, you hit him hard and then ask if he is perhaps Spokovich or Nappa.

9. You ditch school and go and live in the woods like Goku.

10. You have ever stolen a washing prop line or a broom and tried to use it as a powerpole.

11. If you have ever gotten a plunger and stuck it to your head in the middle of a store yelling "Cell has got me!!!"

My brother has done that one!

Raki · Post by **Raki** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:44 pm

You might be a Dragonball fan if you know that the manga/anime versions of Dragonball actually have a plot, and isn't just Super Saiyans fighting for 35 episodes.

SSJ2bardock · Post by **SSJ2bardock** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:55 pm

saiyanprincess wrote:7. You can do the fusion and Saiyaman dance perfectly

We should totally fuse, I've been practicing

I'M A REGULAR NOW, MY TRAINING HAS PAID OFF!

Pain · Post by **Pain** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:08 pm

SSJ2bardock wrote:
saiyanprincess wrote:7. You can do the fusion and Saiyaman dance perfectly
We should totally fuse, I've been practicing

I'M A REGULAR NOW, MY TRAINING HAS PAID OFF!

Damn! You're my rival in posts! I thought that I had finally surpassed you by a wide margin, but you're catching up to me!

SSJ2bardock · Post by **SSJ2bardock** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:13 pm

Pain wrote:
SSJ2bardock wrote:
saiyanprincess wrote:7. You can do the fusion and Saiyaman dance perfectly
We should totally fuse, I've been practicing

I'M A REGULAR NOW, MY TRAINING HAS PAID OFF!
Damn! You're my rival in posts! I thought that I had finally surpassed you by a wide margin, but you're catching up to me!

...seriously?

Pain · Post by **Pain** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:14 pm

SSJ2bardock wrote:
Pain wrote:
SSJ2bardock wrote: We should totally fuse, I've been practicing

I'M A REGULAR NOW, MY TRAINING HAS PAID OFF!
Damn! You're my rival in posts! I thought that I had finally surpassed you by a wide margin, but you're catching up to me!
...seriously?

Sarcasm must not be common around here.

SSJ2bardock · Post by **SSJ2bardock** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:50 pm

You might be a DB fan if you have a Daizex account!

Forgotten Hero · Post by **Forgotten Hero** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:07 am

You might be a DB fan if you regularly read Kanzentai

Super 17 · Post by **Super 17** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:11 am

You might be a Dragon Ball fan if you played with your toys when you were a kid from when Goku met Bulma to the end of the GT.

bkev · Post by **bkev** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:39 am

You might be a dragonball fan if you make references to it outside the fandom where no one will get it.

Forgotten Hero · Post by **Forgotten Hero** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:42 am

bkev wrote:You might be a dragonball fan if you make references to it outside the fandom where no one will get it.

lol!!! To the point where your none Dragonball friends are annoyed to death with you

SSJ2bardock · Post by **SSJ2bardock** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:01 am

You might be a DB fan if you go stealth style behind your friends in the line at lunch and say in your best first form Cell voice, "I'll absorb you next!"

Velasa · Post by **Velasa** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:14 am

SSj_Rambo wrote:You might be a Dragonball fan if...

I've got 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 9 there

Mine'd be...

If you can identify and name most of the animation studios that worked on the anime.

And if you can look at a picture of any of the main characters and immediately place it in the correct saga.

Super 17 · Post by **Super 17** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:44 am

Velasa wrote:If you can identify and name most of the animation studios that worked on the anime.

And if you can look at a picture of any of the main characters and immediately place it in the correct saga.

Holy fuck haha.

Velasa · Post by **Velasa** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:48 am

I can do that with Pic in a heartbeat- if it's a screenshot I can usually narrow it down to a specific incident in the show. Other chars it takes me more time.... but I can still do it < <

Sad, I know, but that's the point of this thread.