"My wife is flat chested"

shannarafan · Post by **shannarafan** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:28 pm

SS2 Vegeto wrote:Videl can suck a poo stick.

...why? She's just as pretty as the other females.

Sorry for bumping this, just curious.

jochickabee · Post by **jochickabee** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:31 am

since we're talking about that scene in the manga. For those who can read and understand some Japanese, here's a fanmanga that parodies the scene.

http://www4.pf-x.net/~drops/page106.html

On the right side menu, click on (not sure if the Japanese format is readable).
最愛の人・・・自慢大会（原作パロ）. There are about 18 pages.

If you just want to look at the scene:
http://www4.pf-x.net/~drops/page110.htm ... 2Q%81E%82R

I'll try to translate the first pages. The beginning is basically the same as in the comic books. After Vejita yells at Goku for trying to hand over Bulma's photos, he insults Goku, saying,

"Of course, you would pick Bulma over your wife since she isn't 'puri puri.'"

Goku replies a confused, "WHAT?"

So Vegeta explains, "You're right, Bulma has a better body and looks. You have a good eye."

"I am not suprised that you would insult your own wife. That's the difference between my love-match marriage and you're (kimagure) shotgun marriage. It's too funny!"

Goku, "Vegita, you're way overboard! You've never even seen Chichi naked! Unlike Bulma, she doesn't flaunt her goods; she keeps her charm to herself. Chi chi isn't a fool, more so, her food is delicious! Chichi is absolutely cuter than Bulma.

Vejita,"Did you just say that Chichi is cuter than Bulma? You were the one who insulted your wife! I will not forgive this!"

Goku, "You're really starting to piss me off. You were the one who insulted her first! Didn't I just say that Chichi is cuter! She is refined and has a great complexion. I can't just give him a naked picture of Chichi, that's why I lied! Don't you get it?"

And while they are arguing, Buu comes back! Enjoy the rest if you can understand it.

Android18 · Post by **Android18** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:58 am

That comic was stupid and of course you were trying to find some crap to defend chichi the ugly bitch.

chibi_goten · Post by **chibi_goten** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:25 am

I thought it was pretty funny, and no she is not trying to defend Chi Chi, she's just showing a fan manga parodie of the scene. God what's your problem? Who cares who is the best looking cartoon woman.

Like most things it's down to opinion.

Android18 · Post by **Android18** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:25 am

Its not funny because its bullshit, i don't take bullshit serouisly, but if it was funny i'd laugh but its not, besides i can say who i know looks better i only spend atleast 20 minutes a day in the forums so i have a lot of time to do this.

Goku, "Vegita, you're way overboard! You've never even seen Chichi naked! Unlike Bulma, she doesn't flaunt her goods; she keeps her charm to herself. Chi chi isn't a fool, more so, her food is delicious! Chichi is absolutely cuter than Bulma.

i'm going to scream on how stupid is this, chichi is ugly and thats because goku haven't seen her naked snice it was eight years after he never seen her maybe if she seen her goods at the buu saga when goku never had sex with her in the cell saga(see goten) he would of been horrified, food is what that childish idiot goku always eat, cuter? chichi is ugly and acts like a idiot, if goku and vegeta were to switch wifes i've bet vegeta would kill chichi when hearing her screaming.

Goku, "You're really starting to piss me off. You were the one who insulted her first! Didn't I just say that Chichi is cuter! She is refined and has a great complexion. I can't just give him a naked picture of Chichi, that's why I lied! Don't you get it?"

thats because goku doesn't even have a picture of bulma naked besides their good friends why would goku that dumb idiot would do it?

Mr.Piccolo · Post by **Mr.Piccolo** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:36 am

Can we just drop it. How serious can you get with a topic about someone's wife being flat-chested? Seriously.
-Rick

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:04 pm

Personally, I'd just ignore anything Android18 said in this thread. He's practically trolling at this point, thus rendering all his arguments invalid.

SS2 Vegeto · Post by **SS2 Vegeto** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:20 pm

If this were on a forum I moderate, I'd have deleted multiple posts and considered closing this topic.

People have these things called preferences. Prefereces are unique things, always varying between different people, subject to no law or rule, although often (unfortunately) influenced by stereotype. You see, by different, my good people, we mean not the same as yours. Alas, if your intention is to rule us all with an iron wang, might as well come out and say it or otherwise determine not to touch on the issue. For the love of logic and reason, you know. Unless...this hasn't been blown off topic enough?

Rocketman · Post by **Rocketman** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:27 pm

Seriously. We must all make peace, and return to the appreciation of boobies that is a wise and noble endevour. For what man has not endevoured to learn of the boobies, with the hands? It matters not whether they are ink or flesh, well ok it matters some, but stay with me here, what matters tis that they as boobies.

jochickabee · Post by **jochickabee** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:49 pm

Another fanmanga about the subject:

Click on #27

http://www.geocities.jp/yone0329/gallery.html

Basically, Goku forgets his ans Chichi's anniversary, and turns to Vejita for help. The rest you can follow on your own if you don't want the punchline spoiled. But read on if you don't care.

V questions why G would ask his advice. And G explains (somewhat insultingly) that V has to deal with Bulma who is egotistical/idol-chaser, aka hard-to-please. So V lets G take one of Bulma's dresses. When Chichi tries it on, it doesn't fit in a key area...

Some of the other comic strips are funny. A few you can understand without much Japanese knowledge. Enjoy!

KinoFourpaws · Post by **KinoFourpaws** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:06 am

Okay, okay--and here I'm talking mostly to Android18--let me clear something up a bit. I'm not distressed over the so-called "Son idiots" or Bulma/other DBZ-girl fans, etc. saying that they think a certain woman in the series is sexier than another. Frankly, the "Chichi is better than Bulma" comment you mentioned and others like it I find far less offensive than comments like "How can you possibly like her? She's ugly and annoying; you have no taste if you like her over so-and-so". And honestly, you're the only one I'm seeing throwing around posts like that.

I'm perfectly fine with people stating who they think is the better character. I am not okay with, however, people saying that someone else's opinion is bullshit just because he or she sees things differently from them. That is exactly what you've been doing this whole thread. I'm no moderator on this forum, but I think I speak for all of us posting here when I say, "Knock it off, please." You have your preferences and others have theirs. Let's just go back to stating them instead of arguing over who's got the better sense of taste as far as they go.

And now I'm going to try and refrain from posting here again. Keyword: Try. D:

chibi_goten · Post by **chibi_goten** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:52 am

Rocketman wrote:Seriously. We must all make peace, and return to the appreciation of boobies that is a wise and noble endevour.

Here, here!

Politics is fun ^^

Android18 · Post by **Android18** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:17 pm

This topic is getting pretty boring, lets not post here anymore that includes everyone.

KinoFourpaws · Post by **KinoFourpaws** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:33 pm

Android18 wrote:This topic is getting pretty boring, lets not post here anymore that includes everyone.

Well, you can stop posting in this thread if you want... but you can't exactly tell other people to stop doing so just because you don't like it anymore... o-o

Now, if someone should come along telling everyone to stop posting because the topic technically died more than a month ago (i.e. Mr. LaBrie >_>; ), then that'd be a different story... D:

tainted saiyan · Post by **tainted saiyan** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:57 pm

I now implore Mike to close this thread. It started out fun, but recent posts kinda de-railed it.

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:12 am

Android18 wrote:This topic is getting pretty boring, lets not post here anymore that includes everyone.

You only want that because everyone has called you up on your baseless points.

Android18 · Post by **Android18** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:02 am

Jerseymilk wrote:
Android18 wrote:This topic is getting pretty boring, lets not post here anymore that includes everyone.
You only want that because everyone has called you up on your baseless points.

No, you dumbass everybody is fucking tired of this thread thats why i said not to post here anymore.

Xyex · Post by **Xyex** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:15 am

Android18 wrote:
Jerseymilk wrote:
Android18 wrote:This topic is getting pretty boring, lets not post here anymore that includes everyone.
You only want that because everyone has called you up on your baseless points.
No, you dumbass everybody is fucking tired of this thread thats why i said not to post here anymore.

No I think she was right in the first place.

And based on the posts of yours I've seen so far.... *sits back and awaits the Big Ban Attack*

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:01 am

Android18 wrote:
Jerseymilk wrote:
Android18 wrote:This topic is getting pretty boring, lets not post here anymore that includes everyone.
You only want that because everyone has called you up on your baseless points.
No, you dumbass everybody is fucking tired of this thread thats why i said not to post here anymore.

I wonder if you actually have the intelligence to make a worthwhile post *without* always talking like a pissed off 12 year-old. Though you probably are. Listen to me when I say you're not impressing anyone with it.

I've only heard one other person besides you say they're tired of this thread. And actually I think it was remaining quite civil and interesting before you "lost it" and had a tantrum on everyone that disagreed with you. See there's this little thing called "opinions". Everyone has different ones that don't always necessarily gel with yours and they have just as much of a right to express them as you do. Deal with it.

Gaiash · Post by **Gaiash** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:52 am

Android18 wrote:
Jerseymilk wrote:
Android18 wrote:This topic is getting pretty boring, lets not post here anymore that includes everyone.
You only want that because everyone has called you up on your baseless points.
No, you dumbass everybody is fucking tired of this thread thats why i said not to post here anymore.

No thats just you. If everybody was tired of this thread then we wouldn't need to be told to stop posting would we?

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