Favourite TFS quote?

[Gogito]

Mine would have to be Fake 17 saying "Don't blow ya tits that's whack, you gotta chill ya self before ya kill ya self" I actually died the first time I heard it XD Close contenders would be "You guys aren't Orgasmic!" or "And you're just an overgrown thing chichi keeps in her drawer!"

[Lord Beerus]

"Power levels are bullshit!"

[Bianju]

"Well, you know what? Fuck power levels, fuck Super Saiyans, and FUCK! YOU! SHIIIIN KIKOHOO!!!"
"Kiko-fuck yourself."
"Son of a cum-guzzling fuckbeast! Why the fuck does all this fucking shit happen to me!? Well as far as I care, these miserable cunts can have a fucking circle jerk with a goddamn pig!"
"Hahaha! We're gonna fucking die!"

[Chuquita]

Goku: Hey, Geets.
Vegeta: (growls angrily)
Goku: I heard you lost your fight pretty bad.
Vegeta: (growls even angrier)
Goku: But you know what they say, Vegeta. When you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse. Come eat that horse with me, Vegeta!
Vegeta: What the hell are you on about?

There's others, but that's the first that popped into my head.

[GigaDrill]

Naiiiiillll....

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NAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[The gr]

I just can't stop laughing at this one

Gohan:Vegeta no

krillin: Don't worry little green would, vegeta no

Piccolo: meh

Goku: Vegeta are you ok

vegeta:I have a f*cking hole in my chest, Why you didn't block that one

goku:I thought you had it

Vegeta:,noo

there a lot, but this one stick out

[cheddarsword]

Beerus: I am a connoisseur. You wolf down Big Macs like Tic Tacs!

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Vegeta: Hi guys! What are ya doin'?

Gohan: What are we doing?

Vegeta: Thwartin' mah plans!?

Gohan: Thwartin' your plans?

Vegeta: Are you!?

Gohan: ...Yes.

Vegeta: I'm gonna f***in' kill you!

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Goku: Kaioken...

Vegeta: No...

Goku: Times...

Vegeta: No no no...

Goku: FOUR!

Vegeta: No no no no no no FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

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Cell: Oh this is not good.

Vegeta: Did you just... talk out your ass?

Cell: To be fair Vegeta, you are part of my DNA.

Vegeta: Oh ho! That's the closest thing you've done to damage since I got here!

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18: Wait, so I beat Vegeta...

16: Data not found.

18: But now Vegeta is wrecking Cell...

16: Data not found.

18: Okay, do you have anything substantial to add to this?

16: Do you?

18: Data not found.

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Cooler: Oh, is that your son?

Goku: Yeah...

Cooler: I'mma kill it!

Goku: Don't you do it...

Cooler: I'mma do it!

Goku: Don't you do it...

Cooler: (shoots eye beams at Gohan but hits Goku instead)

Goku: DANGIT!

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Cooler: I'mma plant me a dumbass tree!

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BONUS! From Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Yes, it's Team Four Star).

Allucard: Hello?

Integra: What, did you do?

Allucard: Alright... but you can't be mad at me.

Integra: What, did you do?

Allucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business.

Integra: Bullshit!

Allucard: I waaaaasssss!

[Gog]

This definitely has to be my favorite quote.

[BlazingBarrrager]

From Legendary Super Saiyan...

Vegeta: How...how is he this strong? How many push-ups did he do? How many sit-ups? WHAT KIND OF JUICE DID HE DRINK?!

And this exchange.

Piccolo: Gohan! Are you okay? Do you need some juice? Did you get into that school you wanted.
Gohan: Doesn't look like it.
Piccolo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And finally.

Paragus: Ah you must be...
Trunks: My name is Trunks.
Paragus: Hello Princess Trunks.
Trunks: I'm not a...
Vegeta: As my first decree you shall only refer to her as Princess Trunks!
Soldiers: ALL HAIL PRINCESS TRUNKS!
Trunks: Nooooooo!

[Black Hawk]

Just off the top of my head...

[spoiler]Chi-Chi: I want another baby~!
Gokū: Hmm. Hmm. ... 'Kay, bye!
Turtle Hermit: Was...that a yes?
Chi-Chi: It wasn't a nooooo~
Turtle Hermit: Hmm. Hmm. ... 'Kay, bye!

-

Turtle Hermit: I have many things. A best friend who's a turtle. An island. Chlamydia. This...is not one of them.

-

Turtle Hermit: Gokū just done stole m' glasses!

-

Piccolo: Do you wanna see something cool?
Cell: Now I know you're playing me...and I do.
Piccolo: (insert epic arm regeneration here)
Cell: Oh, that is hardcore!! Also, not good for me.

-

Gokū: Not going anywhere for a while?
Coola: (insert useless punch here)
Gokū: Grab a Snickers.
Coola: I can't help but feel we're both missing some...context here.

-

No. 13: Howdy there, I'm Android 13. Look at my trucker hat.

-

Vegeta: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, I LAY DORMANT. WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-
Gokū: Hey, best buddy!
Vegeta: Oh, it's you. Explain, idiot.

-

No. 13: He could not quite tolerate my dosie-does, my choice in vernacular, and my particular method of articulation.

-

Piccolo: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, I LAY DORMANT. WHO HAS DISTURBED MY- Oh, hey, Gokū; what's up?
Gokū: Androids.
Piccolo: Neat! Mind if I take a spin?

-

No. 14, sort of: By metal, my life was given. By metal, it has been stripped away. No dreams before, nor after. Only the end.

-

Gokū: Are you okay in there?
Vegeta: Yeah, I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Gokū: Oh, really?! Can I come in too?!
Vegeta: I'm surrounded by idiots...
Gokū: I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream!
Vegeta: (insert scream of insanity here) I will not stand for this! I will not be humiliated by a low-class wretch!
Gokū: Aww, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache~
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES!!

-

Gokū: Gohan? Where'd ya go, 'Han?

-

Broli: Princess Truuuuuunks~
Trunks: Please, no.
Broli: You lied to me~
Trunks: I did no such thing!
Broli: You dirty boy~
Trunks: Gokū, get me off this planet right now; I'm serious, Instant Transmission! AUGH!

-

Turtle Hermit: (literally any and every time he's laughed or done his signature "Heh!")[/spoiler]

While these aren't from Team Four Star, there was a GT Abridged I remember watching that had some good ones.

[spoiler]Trunks: Just wait 'til I get back up there! (insert a pyramid of tiles falling onto Trunks' back)
Gokū: You okay, Trunks?
Trunks: Yeah, Gokū, just pumpin' some iron- NO, I'M NOT OKAY!

-

Trunks: Start talking...or I'll shove this down your throat! (insert Trunks holding a burger and soda)
Bonpara: No, anything but that!
Sonpara: You can shove that down my throat.

-

Moochi-Mochi: Lord Lood, smite her!
Lood:
Moochi-Mochi: Just give it a second; he's cooking something up.

-

Trunks: Alright, listen here, Chubbs; you can take your religious worship and shove it straight up your fat, supple butt cheeks.
Moochi-Mochi: My butt cheeks are not fat and supple! They're hard and strong like bricks.

-

Moochi-Mochi: But not until you have suffered the wrath of Senor Fluffybottoms! (insert the arrival of Senor Fluffybottoms) You cannot defeat Senor Fluffybottoms! He has a power level of twelve-hundred.

-

Moochi-Mochi: I'm sorry I had to do that; I know they were your friends.
Trunks: Huh? I don't know what you're talking about; those guys were dicks.
Gokū: Yeah, they wouldn't shut up about dieting and fitness. We're glad you did it.
Moochi-Mochi: Oh! Well, then, wanna go get a drink or- I MEAN, I AM YOUR ENEMY!

-

Moochi-Mochi: Wait, does that say made in North Korea? (insert explosion)

-

Don Kia: Hey there, silly gooseeeeeeeeees~

-

Trunks: Who did your surgery? Dr. Frankenstein?
Don Kia: No, it was actually Michael Jackson's old plastic surgeon.
Trunks: Oooooooooooooh. Oh.

-

Giru: Awesome! Have fun dying!

-

Pan: I swear, once I find that Giru, I'm gonna kick him right in his nuts! ...and bolts.

-

Pan: Wow, these people's religious tactics are worse than the Westboro Baptist Church. ... And look at those red-ass heads!

-

Narrator: Who is this pedophile straight looking like a creepy uncle at a birthday party? Find out next time on Dragon Ball GT Abridged...[/spoiler]

[coola]

Piccolo: How, how many people?
Cell: Enough

That was really badass

Tien: Oh yeah? Well you know what? F.ck power levels, f.ck Super Saiyans! And! F.ck! You! Shin Kikoho!"

[Rubens]

Tien: "Oh yeah? Well you know what? F.ck power levels, f.ck Super Saiyans! And! F.ck! You! Shin Kikoho!"

Definitly one of my top list.

Here's another I loved, from Episode of Bardock Abridged:

Bardock: "There is nothing about this whole scenario that doesn't make me so disgusted I want to violently vomit out of my internal organs. I despise you both so intensely that I can't tell if my vision is blurry from my near-death experience or from my unforgiving rage. If allowed, once I am back to full health, I will gut you with an honest to God smile on my face, and then proceed to paint the home I built with your bodies with your very blood."

[cheddarsword]

Just off the top of my head...

[spoiler]Chi-Chi: I want another baby~!
Gokū: Hmm. Hmm. ... 'Kay, bye!
Turtle Hermit: Was...that a yes?
Chi-Chi: It wasn't a nooooo~
Turtle Hermit: Hmm. Hmm. ... 'Kay, bye!

-

Turtle Hermit: I have many things. A best friend who's a turtle. An island. Chlamydia. This...is not one of them.

-

Turtle Hermit: Gokū just done stole m' glasses!

-

Piccolo: Do you wanna see something cool?
Cell: Now I know you're playing me...and I do.
Piccolo: (insert epic arm regeneration here)
Cell: Oh, that is hardcore!! Also, not good for me.

-

Gokū: Not going anywhere for a while?
Coola: (insert useless punch here)
Gokū: Grab a Snickers.
Coola: I can't help but feel we're both missing some...context here.

-

No. 13: Howdy there, I'm Android 13. Look at my trucker hat.

-

Vegeta: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, I LAY DORMANT. WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-
Gokū: Hey, best buddy!
Vegeta: Oh, it's you. Explain, idiot.

-

No. 13: He could not quite tolerate my dosie-does, my choice in vernacular, and my particular method of articulation.

-

Piccolo: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, I LAY DORMANT. WHO HAS DISTURBED MY- Oh, hey, Gokū; what's up?
Gokū: Androids.
Piccolo: Neat! Mind if I take a spin?

-

No. 14, sort of: By metal, my life was given. By metal, it has been stripped away. No dreams before, nor after. Only the end.

-

Gokū: Are you okay in there?
Vegeta: Yeah, I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Gokū: Oh, really?! Can I come in too?!
Vegeta: I'm surrounded by idiots...
Gokū: I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream!
Vegeta: (insert scream of insanity here) I will not stand for this! I will not be humiliated by a low-class wretch!
Gokū: Aww, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache~
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES!!

-

Gokū: Gohan? Where'd ya go, 'Han?

-

Broli: Princess Truuuuuunks~
Trunks: Please, no.
Broli: You lied to me~
Trunks: I did no such thing!
Broli: You dirty boy~
Trunks: Gokū, get me off this planet right now; I'm serious, Instant Transmission! AUGH!

-

Turtle Hermit: (literally any and every time he's laughed or done his signature "Heh!")[/spoiler]

While these aren't from Team Four Star, there was a GT Abridged I remember watching that had some good ones.

[spoiler]Trunks: Just wait 'til I get back up there! (insert a pyramid of tiles falling onto Trunks' back)
Gokū: You okay, Trunks?
Trunks: Yeah, Gokū, just pumpin' some iron- NO, I'M NOT OKAY!

-

Trunks: Start talking...or I'll shove this down your throat! (insert Trunks holding a burger and soda)
Bonpara: No, anything but that!
Sonpara: You can shove that down my throat.

-

Moochi-Mochi: Lord Lood, smite her!
Lood:
Moochi-Mochi: Just give it a second; he's cooking something up.

-

Trunks: Alright, listen here, Chubbs; you can take your religious worship and shove it straight up your fat, supple butt cheeks.
Moochi-Mochi: My butt cheeks are not fat and supple! They're hard and strong like bricks.

-

Moochi-Mochi: But not until you have suffered the wrath of Senor Fluffybottoms! (insert the arrival of Senor Fluffybottoms) You cannot defeat Senor Fluffybottoms! He has a power level of twelve-hundred.

-

Moochi-Mochi: I'm sorry I had to do that; I know they were your friends.
Trunks: Huh? I don't know what you're talking about; those guys were dicks.
Gokū: Yeah, they wouldn't shut up about dieting and fitness. We're glad you did it.
Moochi-Mochi: Oh! Well, then, wanna go get a drink or- I MEAN, I AM YOUR ENEMY!

-

Moochi-Mochi: Wait, does that say made in North Korea? (insert explosion)

-

Don Kia: Hey there, silly gooseeeeeeeeees~

-

Trunks: Who did your surgery? Dr. Frankenstein?
Don Kia: No, it was actually Michael Jackson's old plastic surgeon.
Trunks: Oooooooooooooh. Oh.

-

Giru: Awesome! Have fun dying!

-

Pan: I swear, once I find that Giru, I'm gonna kick him right in his nuts! ...and bolts.

-

Pan: Wow, these people's religious tactics are worse than the Westboro Baptist Church. ... And look at those red-ass heads!

-

Narrator: Who is this pedophile straight looking like a creepy uncle at a birthday party? Find out next time on Dragon Ball GT Abridged...[/spoiler]

Who made that GT abridged series, and where can I watch it? I found a few on YouTube, but only one seems to have been around for a while with about 33 episodes. Is that it?

Also:

Cell: Tien...

Tien: Kikohow ya doin'?

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Goku: It's called the-

Popo: Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

Vegeta: THE F*** IS THAT!?

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Cell: Can I just, have a minute?

Vegeta: Sure you can. (Shoryuken)

Cell: Well thank you, it's much appreciated

(Vegeta knocks Cell around)

Vegeta: C-c-c-combo!

[Black Hawk]

Who made that GT abridged series, and where can I watch it? I found a few on YouTube, but only one seems to have been around for a while with about 33 episodes. Is that it?

I actually reached out to the series' creator this morning and he replied that GT Abridged is cancelled due to his losing interest in making parodies, as well as the other voice actors involved having drifted away. He sends his apologies!

All that remains are a few blooper reals, one of which you can watch here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylE1jnGiP94.

Here's another I loved, from Episode of Bardock Abridged:

Bardock: "There is nothing about this whole scenario that doesn't make me so disgusted I want to violently vomit out of my internal organs. I despise you both so intensely that I can't tell if my vision is blurry from my near-death experience or from my unforgiving rage. If allowed, once I am back to full health, I will gut you with an honest to God smile on my face, and then proceed to paint the home I built with your bodies with your very blood."

Chilled: Please don't break my butt.
Bardock: Okay.
Chilled: Truly?
Bardock: No. (insert a Beethoven-accompanied beating)

[MozillaVulpix]

Probably too many to count, but here's a few.

Freeza: Okay, seriously. First off, 'Super Saiyan'. What is that? What even is that? I'll tell you what it is. It's just some stupid legend passed by your filthy monkey ancestors around a campfire like it was their own dung. I don't deal in legends, Vegeta. I deal in facts. And here's a fact: by the end of this, you are going to be crying. Like a little bitch.

Cell: You're just a child playing hero...complete with Spandex.
Trunks: And you're just another mistake I have to correct.

Garlic Jr: Oh my god, you morons stole Goku's kid? How? How did you steal Goku's kid?

I also have a fond spot for the "Stupid one, pretty one, one with weird powers" in some of the movies.

[FoolsGil]

*beam attack firing at orgasm*

"So, I'm the worst mall Santa."

"I raped Rudolph."

"Fucking Weabooos!"

"Did I smash the Krampus?"

Tree of Might is my favorite DBZ Movie, and Christmas Tree of Might is my favorite TFS Movie.

[cheddarsword]

Goku: Paragon 'till death.

Vegeta: You've ruined it. You've ruined it and I'm leaving.

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Piccolo: It turns out there's ANOTHER android!

Vegeta: DO I HEAR FIVE!?

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Trunks: Oh crap baskets.

Krillin: Oh, you say that too.

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This one is a bit long because it's two quotes that run one right after the other.

From Broly: TLSS Abridged:

Vegeta: Excuse you.

Broly: Excuse Broly?

Vegeta: You've been ignoring someone this whole time.

Broly: Broly's wife?

Trunks: Well to be fair, I was the one who killed Frieza.

Broly: That's hot.

Vegeta: No! Your King!

Broly: What is a king to a god?

Vegeta: And what is a god to a non believer!?

(Broly slams Vegeta into a mountain)

Broly: Do you believe now?

Vegeta: Uh huh...

[NeciFiX]

Pretty much anything between Vegeta and Tenshinhan

[Neo-Makaiōshin]

Either Power Levels are Bullshit or I AM THE HYPE!!.