Why I despair of DBZ fans at times.

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:49 am

(Sigh) Happened to come across this site dedicated to Chi-Chi, which I thought at least is a nice change until I saw this part of the site:

http://www.angelfire.com/anime4/midnigh ... Bulma.html

Note the thoroughly researched reasons that justify her feelings.

I'm hoping to track her down on my next hunting mission. The really scary part is, this women says she has a six year-old daughter!

Here's an equally retarded list about why someone hates Trunks. (My apologies to Meri and Spirit for this retard):

http://antitrunks0.tripod.com/hatetrunks.htm

I think this one is the oddest theory I've come across though. The idea that Cell had romantic feelings for #18! The author wrote a whole page with "proof" as to why they think this is so! Read and be very afraid!(My apologies to Maggie ahead of time for this one!):

http://ultimateperfection1.tripod.com/Proof1.html

Post by **TripleRach** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:26 pm

I want to pick at the anti-Buruma one.

#2. She doesn't deserve Vegeta. She just doesn't, she's not worthy.
#3. She druged and raped our poor beloved Dark Prince. ::sniff, sniff:: Oh the horror!!!

So Vegeta is Satan, and she's not worthy of him? Shouldn't that be a compliment?

#8. She wines none stop! I hate that!

Yeah, what a drunk.

#10. She's so stupid she has to put her name on all her shirts. Thats also why she as to spell it every ten minutes!

Actually, it's more likely that Toriyama put her name on all her shirts so that he wouldn't forget what it was.

#13. She has the most annoying voice in the universe.

I've always thought Hiromi Tsuru has a very pretty voice.

#14. Did I tell you she was a slut?

No, elaborate!

#15. She made Vegeta wear a pink shirt and lime green pants.

Yes. Greatest moment in all of Dragon Ball.

#19. She was going to leave Piccolo, Goku, and Gohan on namick! What a little fucker!

The Ginyuu frog told her about the space pods, so she knew they'd be able to escape.

#21. She pretends to be something she's not.

You must be referring to her faux sluttiness, because in actuality, she's only been with two guys in the span of over twenty years!

#25. She treats her parents like shit.

Have you seen her parents? Better yet, have you heard them speak?

#26. She's self centered, and a attention alcoholic.

Must be that wine thing again.

#30. She wined just about walking on namick. Can you believe that shit?

It sounds like her drinking is becoming a serious problem.

#33. She insoulted Vegeta and puts him down a lot.

Yeah, where does she get off insouling Vegeta! That's Enma's work.

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:30 pm

XD XD XD Ah Rach, you made my day with those quips! Especially that last "insouling" comment since I hadn't noticed that one when I read her list! XD

Dayspring · Post by **Dayspring** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:34 pm

Bulma raped Vegeta?

No wonder he never blew up Earth after the Freeza saga, he had that fear of running away that rape victims get.

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:51 pm

Of course she did Dayspring! I mean, you don't think Vegita would actually choose to sleep with her of his own free will?! That's the only logical explanation after all!

Daimao · Post by **Daimao** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:54 pm

Jerseymilk wrote:XD XD XD Ah Rach, you made my day with those quips! Especially that last "insouling" comment since I hadn't noticed that one when I read her list! XD

Seconded, except I enjoyed the drinking thing more.

SpiritBomb · Post by **SpiritBomb** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 3:29 pm

*comes out out of breath and full of blood*

Ok, I..I hacked down the Trunks-hating bitch..but..she's still alived...just tortured..I saved some for Meri...*breaths heavily*...gave it my all..she was weak though, just felt like torturing her the most..ok, I'm good!

Anybody got a blade polisher? Too much blood..but I wanna scrap left for this wonderful memory..

Meri · Post by **Meri** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 3:45 pm

Wow, I remember that anti-Trunks site from soooo many years ago (OK, so it was 3, but it's still a long time!). I remember thinking that site could have been funny as hell, had it been executed better. With a better layout, non-childish writing, and some actual wit, the site could have been very, very amusing.

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 3:53 pm

I actually thought when I was reading it, it's pretty bad that Meri, who runs a site dedicated to Trunks can jokingly insult Trunks in a section of her site much better than a site that is devoted solely to insulting him.

The best hate site I ever saw was one that was dedicated to reviewing and hating Anti-Relena Darlian sites. It was a really interesting premise and they basically slammed sites that listed reasons such as Relena's hair as being a concrete excuse to hate her, citing that the creators were lazy.

Adamant · Post by **Adamant** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:47 pm

23.) He goes back in time and cracks into his mum. It's not our fault he can't get laid 'cause he's gay, but I don't think they should be showing that kinda stuff on t.v.

Why would he WANT to get laid with a female if he's gay?

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:51 pm

I have no idea! I guess these people are smarter than me, otherwise they wouldn't put it in their well-researched list after all!

TGDweezl · Post by **TGDweezl** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 6:11 pm

So....Bulma's a slutty alcoholic and Trunks is gay? Wow, I wish I was that good at doing research to conclude such incredulous, need-to-know information to the millions of DBZ fans out there.

*after long amounts of research*

Everyone! Yamucha is a homeless bum! (Did I get that right?)

PsyLiam · Post by **PsyLiam** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:25 pm

He's a seijin

Oh, dear god...

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:36 pm

I was waiting for someone to comment on that!

tablet the eunuch · Post by **tablet the eunuch** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:55 pm

You dispair of DBZ fans sometimes?

My friend, I despair of DBZ fans ALL THE TIME

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 8:40 pm

I was trying not to sound too depressing.

SpiritBomb · Post by **SpiritBomb** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 8:48 pm

These people dont know how to do jack. Especially things that are even funny! So, you hate Trunks, find some GOOD joked on him and get facts that you didint just make up. Then, maybe that girl would of been alive with us today...

PsyLiam · Post by **PsyLiam** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 8:57 pm

I'm going to sound like a meanie here. Or a bastard. Nevertheless...

I can't stand it when people write "would of". It's "would have". Or "would've". But not the first option. It makes no sense. None at all. It's my all time number one most hated spelling error ever.

Just after "ridiculous". That annoys me even more than "S e r u".

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 9:11 pm

I thought "Trunks's" annoyed you the most? You were just going on about how much you hated it again the other day.

PsyLiam · Post by **PsyLiam** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 9:53 pm

I am generally full of rage and anger.