Corniest Dub Lines

Forgotten Hero · Post by **Forgotten Hero** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:32 am

Well, what is the corniest dub line you have ever heard?

My dub lines would be:
-"Chew Attack!"-Future Trunks and Gohan
What?!?! No! Bad!

-"Oh what magnification balls."-Ginyu
Ehhhhe!?!?! The voice actor for Captain Ginyu in the dub is some old guy...That sounds creepy, and it literally sounds gay.
I'm no homophone, but it just don't find that line necessary.

Have fun!

The Time Traveller · Post by **The Time Traveller** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:37 am

The "Crampin' mah style" line from Kuririn will forever be etched in my brain.

They also make a lot of arm-losing jokes.

IMDB has a few strange ones, like:
Vegeta: Nappa, remind me to look into getting you dewormed again.

Not corny, just fucking weird...

This too:
Gôku: Ally to good! Nightmare to you!

SonGokuGT · Post by **SonGokuGT** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:37 am

Forgotten Hero wrote:I'm no homophone

So does that mean that you don't like to sound like other words?

Forgotten Hero · Post by **Forgotten Hero** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:39 am

SonGokuGT wrote:
Forgotten Hero wrote:I'm no homophone
So does that mean that you don't like to sound like other words?

AhH! Thanks for catching that...

It meant it was an unnecessary line.

Chuquita · Post by **Chuquita** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:41 am

I haven't seen the dub in so long.

Hm....maybe Yamcha's cat-food song?

I have a feeling there's a bunch of Seasons 1-3 full of these lines. Didn't they drop most of the corny jokes once they got to Buu?

Velasa · Post by **Velasa** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:44 am

Freezer wrote:These balls bring me a... strange sense of joy. I long to caress them...

Super Ghost Kamikaze · Post by **Super Ghost Kamikaze** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:44 am

Now that I think about it, I can only think of the basics. "Mondo cool", "I can see their parachutes...they're okay", "Trapped in Another Dimension", and the farmer saying "That smarts" after Raditz hits him with the bullet.

Chuquita · Post by **Chuquita** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:45 am

Oh! "Your father was a brilliant scientist!".

NeptuneKai · Post by **NeptuneKai** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:45 am

Can I just make a short list and say every line from the dub ever?

( In my ever so humble opinion of course)

SSj_Rambo · Post by **SSj_Rambo** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:47 am

For me it would have to be Freeza telling Captain Ginyu "If you were a dog I'd scratch your belly, if you were a cat I'd give you more milk until you started to purr." It is just a really retarded thing to come out of the mouth of the most feared tyrant in the universe...not to mention he's saying it to his most powerful evil minion.

Coincidentally this line come right before the famous "You know how much I enjoy serving your horened highness" line from Ginyu (third corniest dub line) and then the infamous "Having these balls makes me feel something that resembles joy I think...I want to caress them" line from Freeza (second corniest dub line).

Yes, those are my three top corny dub lines, and you can listen to all of them here because Funi just randomly grouped them all together in a 1 minute scene.

Kunzait_83 · Post by **Kunzait_83** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:48 am

Raki · Post by **Raki** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:29 am

Super Ghost Kamikaze wrote:Now that I think about it, I can only think of the basics. "Mondo cool", "I can see their parachutes...they're okay", "Trapped in Another Dimension", and the farmer saying "That smarts" after Raditz hits him with the bullet.

Even Sonny hated that line.

SSJ2bardock · Post by **SSJ2bardock** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:41 am

I'll spare you the grief of posting this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2usaCK0YZk

Didn't he record this after Klassen flamed him in an interview?

Tatsunoboshi Horoko · Post by **Tatsunoboshi Horoko** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:58 am

Kuririn: "It's not over until the fat lady sings!"
Vegeta: "Well, I'd say she's humming a few bars."

I remember losing my shit when I first heard that line years ago.

AnzuMazaki · Post by **AnzuMazaki** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:14 am

Chuquita wrote:I haven't seen the dub in so long.

Hm....maybe Yamcha's cat-food song?

I have a feeling there's a bunch of Seasons 1-3 full of these lines. Didn't they drop most of the corny jokes once they got to Buu?

Well the Yamcha's Cat-food song wasn't the only thing that was corny about the dub version aside from Dragonball.

He also said stuff like "Leave Goku and go out with me" even though his face didn't look like that.

Thank god Chris Sabat read Toru Furuya's lines instead of a BulmaxVegeta fanfic for Dragonball.

Super Ghost Kamikaze and Chuquita wrote:Now that I think about it, I can only think of the basics. "Mondo cool", "I can see their parachutes...they're okay", "Trapped in Another Dimension", and the farmer saying "That smarts" after Raditz hits him with the bullet.

Oh! "Your father was a brilliant scientist!".

Yeah those Saban!FUNimation lines are very funny

And don't forget Tenshinhan's "Wait until it grows back!!!" from then too.

and do you allow AB Groupe lines too?

There's of course, "Let That Child Alone" from Pic---Big Green.

and then theres they "Eeyaagghheeyahhee" from Kuriri----Clearen when he was using the Destructo Disk.

and some words from Supe-I mean "Songoku"
"COME, MAGIC CLOUD"
"I WANT THE MAGIC STICK!"
"You have to help meEEEE!!!" -when he was summoning the Spirit Bomb
"POWER AT MAXIMUUUUUMMM!!!" (Kaioken)

Super 17 · Post by **Super 17** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:03 am

Chuquita wrote:Didn't they drop most of the corny jokes once they got to Buu?

Unfortunaly, there's the " Look Vegeta, People Popcorn" dub line in the buu saga and probably more, but can't remember when.

Bura · Post by **Bura** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:32 am

Bulma(Referring to Freeza): "Besides, I hear he's kinda cute."

Rory · Post by **Rory** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:37 am

Light in the darkness ect ect.

Wojak · Post by **Wojak** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:04 am

Wasn't there a line that Gohan or Vegetto said to Super Buu/Gohan Buu that went like this:
"Pickaboo...I see you!"
I have a vauge memory of that. Well if it existed it would fit in this thread.

Post by **VegettoEX** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:05 am

SSJ2bardock wrote:I'll spare you the grief of posting this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2usaCK0YZk

Didn't he record this after Klassen flamed him in an interview?

http://www.daizex.com/guides/rumors/#prank_call

Kanzenshuu

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