Our remade lyrics

[Godo]

I would like us to use this thread to remake some famous lyrics to fit the Dragonball Universe!

I'll start with mine!

Name: The Fresh Prince of the Earth

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a planet called Earth

In planet Vegeta born and raised

In the battlefield where I spent most of my days

Fighting aliens, maxing, executing all cool And all shooting some energy balls outside of the aliens' school

When a couple of guys, they were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

My dad got in one little fight and my planet got blown up, Freeza said "you're going to Earth to counquer the planet for me"

I begged and pleaded with him the other day But he launched my spacepod and sent me on my way

He gave me a Scouter and he gave me my Battle Armor I put my Saiya-man on and said

I might as well kick it Space class, yo this isn't bad,

Hibernating and blocking Nappa out of the communication radio Is this what the people of Freeza's empire livin' like,

Hmm this might be alright!

I fought some Earthlings and when one of them came near the Scouter said "Over 9000" in the mirror

If anything I could say that Earthling was rare But I thought nah forget it, yo destroy them all!

I pulled up all beat up to my space pod about seven or eight

And I yelled to the Earthlings "Yo, homies smell you later"

Looked at my future kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of the planet called Earth.

[Captain-Sora]

Name: Springtime For The Red Ribbon Army

Earth was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me

General Blue:
And now it's...
Springtime for the Red Ribbon Army
The world is happy and gay!
We're marching in with amazing grace
Look out, here comes Tao's pillar at amazing pace
Springtime for the Red Ribbon Army
The West Continent's a fine land once more!
Springtime for the Red Ribbon Army
Watch out, Ginger Town
We're going on tour!
Springtime for the Red Ribbon Army

Look, it's springtime!

Winter for North and South Cities
Springtime for the Red Ribbon Army

Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!

Come on, Red Ribbon
Go into your dance!

General White:
I was born in Winter Island and that is why they call me White

Captain Silver:
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the RR party!

Captain Violet:
The leader is coming, the leader is coming, the leader is coming!

General Blue:
Heil Commander Red!

General White:
Heil Commander Red!

Assistant Black:
Heil Commander Red!

Springtime for the Red Ribbon Army

ALL:
Heil Commander Red!

[SHINOBI-03]

Based on my new fandom...

Like a cruel Saiyan...
Son Gohan, turn into a legend!

Even though, the earth is endangered by a lethal threat...
You kept looking at everyone and crying all the time.

Lost while searching for a safe place to hide...
your honest eyes show that you don't know your true power.

But someday, you'll recognize that you have in yourself...
you have the potential to fight to save everyone.

A cruel revelation from the Saiyans, will fly out from space soon.
When you get up and deny your foolish coward self with your burning energy...

Shine and hold up the sky...
Son Gohan, turn into a legend.

[Piccolo Daimaoh]

Name: The Fresh Prince of the Earth

Its funny because its actually like the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, in the sense that he was forced to move to somewhere he doesn't like, far away from where he was born.

And they're both Princes, but only one of them is "Fresh".

[Godo]

Name: The Fresh Prince of the Earth

Its funny because its actually like the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, in the sense that he was forced to move to somewhere he doesn't like, far away from where he was born.

And they're both Princes, but only one of them is "Fresh".

Yeah, that was what I was thinking.

EDIT: Just made new lyrics!

Name: It's Goku's life [Original Artist: Bon Jovi, Original name: It's my life]
This ain't a song for the broken-bodied
No silent grief for the Earth-departed
I ain't gonna be just a face in the warrior crowd
You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud

[Chorus:]
Kamehame-haaaaa
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live until I die
(Kamehameha)
Snake Way is like an open highway
Like Piccolo said
I did it my way
I just wanna live until I die
Kame-hame-HA!

This is for the ones who stood their ground
For Yamcha and Chao-zu who never backed down
The fight is getting harder make no mistake
Luck ain't even lucky
Got to let go of your own breaks

[Chorus:]
Kamehame-haaaaa
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live until I die
(Kamehameha)
Snake Way is like an open highway
Like Piccolo said
I did it my way
I just wanna live until I die
Kaioken Kame-hame-HA!

Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down

[Chorus:]
Kamehame-haaaaa
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live until I die
(Kamehameha)
Snake Way is like an open highway
Like Piccolo said
I did it my way
I just wanna live until I die
Kaioken x3 Kame-hame-HA!

[Chorus:]
Kamehame-haaaaa
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live until I die
(Kamehameha)
Snake Way is like an open highway
Like Piccolo said
I did it my way
I just wanna live until I die
Kaioken x4 Kame-hame-HA!

EDIT AGAIN: Just a short one, folks!


[Original artist: Minnie Riperton, Original name: Lovin' You]

Name: Fighting you (Vegeta's ode to Goku)

Fighting' you is easy cause you're really strong
Deliverin' punches with you is all i wanna do
Fighting' you is more than just a dream come true
And everything that i do is because of being able to do fightin' with you
La la la la la la la... do do do do do

No one else can make me feel
The challenge that you bring
Stay with me while we fight on

And we will live each day on the battlefield
Cause fightin' you has made my life so wonderful
And every day my life is filled with fightin' you

Fighting' you i see your fighting spirit come shinin' through
And every time that we oooooh
I'm more excited with fighting with you
La la la la la la la... do do do do do

[Piccolo Daimaoh]

Good job. You really have a lot of time on your hands don't you?

[Godo]

Each song doesn't take more than 5 minutes, and is a great activity to do when you have a break.

[Piccolo Daimao]

Godo, your "Fresh Prince Of Earth" song is just...hilarious.

[Piccolo Daimaoh]

Each song doesn't take more than 5 minutes, and is a great activity to do when you have a break.

Cool and the "Fresh Prince of Earth" song is hilarious, you should consider singing it

[Godo]

Since it was so popular, I'll add the extended version of the theme song here too!

Name: The Fresh Prince of Earth [EXTENDED]


Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a planet called Earth

In planet Vegeta born and raised
In the battlefield where I spent most of my days
Fighting aliens, maxing, executing all cool And all shooting some energy balls outside of the aliens' school

When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
My dad got in one little fight and my planet got blown up, Freeza said "you're going to Earth to counquer the planet for me"

I begged and pleaded with him the other day But he launched my spacepod and sent me on my way
He gave me a Scouter and he gave me my Battle Armor I put my Saiya-man on and said
I might as well kick it

Space class, yo this isn't bad, Hibernating and blocking Nappa out of the communication radio
Is this what the people of Freeza's empire livin' like, Hmm this might be alright!

But wait I hear there're sissy, weak and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the new prince of planet Earth

Well, the pod landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a bald midget standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get my gloves dirty yet
I just got here, I dodged with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I defeated some of the Earthlings and when one of them came near the Scouter said "Over 9000" in the mirror
If anything I could say that Earthling was rare, but I thought nah forget it, yo destroy them all!

I pulled up all beat up to my space pod about seven or eight
And I yelled to the Earthlings "Yo, homies smell you later"
Looked at my future kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of the planet called Earth.

[Silver Sinspawn]

A re-post of what i posted on the Fanworks Explosion forum:

A Stacy's mom parody done from the point of yamcha

Gohan's mom has got it goin' on
Gohan's mom has got it goin' on
Gohan's mom has got it goin' on
Gohan's mom has got it goin' on

Gohan, can I come over because, cat loves food (Cat loves food)
We can hang while Vegeta kills Apool (Kills Apool)
Did your mom get back from the World tournament? (World tournament)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little bitch that I used to be
I got blown up now, Chi Chi can't you see

Gohan's mom has got it goin' on
She's I want and i've waited for so long
Gohan, can't you see Bulma's not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Gohan's mom

Gohan's mom has got it goin' on
Gohan's mom has got it goin' on

Gohan, do you remember when I got impaled? (got impaled)
Your mom came out and told me, that i faaaaaail (that i fail)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You karate bum, get the hell out of here" (get the hell out of here)

And I know that you think I'm pathetic, see?
But since your dad's gonna die, your mom could use a guy like me

Gohan's mom has got it goin' on
She's I want, and he's waited so long
Gohan, can't you see Bulma's not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Gohan's mom

Gohan's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Gohan can't you see Bulma's not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Gohan's mom oh oh)
(Gohans mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Gohan's mom

[Silver Sinspawn]

This song isn't the greatest, but I thought of it, and just felt like posting it.
Its a parody of 3oh!3's Don't Trust Me.
It's not the greatest, but tell me how it is anyway
I used dub names because it fit better
Oh, and its done from the point of view of Gurd


Armour, with the tights underneath
I've got breath that smells worse than my feet
And i'm a Bas-jin (Bas-jin), but I'll never succeed
I've got money from Freeza, but I'm still pretty weak

F-f-f-food is always on my mind
While my skills can probably put you in a bind
Tell that "Goku", if his power levels higher than mine
That once I've been defeated, big old Recoome's next in line

I can time freeze (whoa)
I can time freeze (whoa)
Make Vegeta leave me alone (whoa, whoa oh oh)
Don't trust Guldo
Never trust Guldo
Won't trust Guldo
Won't trust me
(x2)

Two eyes on the side of my head
Decapitated, and now I am dead
Super saiyans (saiyans) who made Freeza go rage
Have yellow hair, green pupils, and blonde monkey tails

N-n-n-nameks can't do me no harm
Summoning Porunga, like Ka-meha-meha
And the fastest (fastest), my boy Burta
Just another alien, but we're not from mars.

I can time freeze (whoa)
I can time freeze (whoa)
Make Vegeta leave me alone (whoa, whoa oh oh)
Don't trust Guldo
Never trust Guldo
Won't trust Guldo
Won't trust me
(x2)

Shush, Jeice! Shut your lips
Do the Captain Ginyu and talk with your hips
I said shush, Jeice! Shut your lips
Do the Captain Ginyu and talk with your hips
I said shush, Jeice! Shut your lips
Do the Captain Ginyu and talk with your hips

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

I can time freeze (whoa)
I can time freeze (whoa)
Make Vegeta leave me alone (whoa, whoa oh oh)
Don't trust Guldo
Never trust Guldo
Won't trust Guldo
Won't trust me
(x2)

[ShiningMoon]

Haha, this thread reminded me of a rewrite I did, erm, let's see, six years ago? *brushes it off* Guess it's decent enough.
It's to "One Week" by The Barenaked Ladies. If you don't think you know it, look it up. You probably do. It was everywhere.

Oh yeah, and do forgive some of the cheesier/dub names. I fixed the ones I could (non-rhyming) but I did write this back before I had been exposed to such wonderful things as...y'know...subs.

It’s been one week since you sparred with me
You blocked my every punch and made me angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
“Go train, and when you’re stronger come and see me.”
Three days since your house went boom
I realized I blew it up, but didn’t tell you
Yesterday you took the blame for me
But it’ll still be two days ‘til I call the building company

Hold it now and watch your ki shrink
As I make your eyes blink
You’ll think you’re looking at Saiyaman
I shout the wish for the swish because I’d really hate to miss
I don’t like Chi-Chi
‘Cuz she whacks us with her frying pan.
Cute like that dog Bay with my puppy eyes
Strong like Supreme Kai
Get Trunks' sword and slice and dice you
Vegeta blows you into bits
You try to block hits, you try to stop me but I blast through
Gonna bake a cake and get a steak
I’d like twelve more of those milkshakes
‘Cuz they’re for Goku and I’m doin’ him a favor
And you’ve got a golden glow and it just shows
Your power level’s gonna grow
‘Cause you’re a Super Saiyan
You will be our savior

How can I help it if I get real strong when I am mad?
Tryin’ hard not to attack though I feel glad
I’m that warrior you saw on the tall hill
Still can’t remember me?
Well, ya soon will
I have a tendency to get holes ripped in my sleeves
I’m kinda hungry now, could you get me dessert?

It’s been one week since you sparred with me
Flew up into the air,
Attacked like crazy
Five days since you charged at me
I’ve still got bruises popping up in twos and threes
It’s been three days since the attack of doom
You brought it to a halt
Not a moment before the boom
Yesterday I gave an apology
And now I sit back and wait ‘til you bring my calamari

You shouldn't be wastin' all your time eatin'
Better watch out or you’ll find yourself beaten
The power went out, there are no lights on
Go Super Saiyan
And now the darkness of the room is gone
Like an Oozaru, I am gigantic
Like Krillin, frantic
Like Satan, I do not know how to fly
Like Gohan I make straight A’s
‘Kay, I don’t get A’s
‘Cuz if I did my brain would probably fry
Gonna get some brand new shrubs
The kinds that are already stubs
Because we know they’ll end up burnt, just like all the others
Gotta watch that show ‘cuz we all know
Everyone in DBZ, and we
Recite all of our own lines, along with one another’s.

How can I help it if I get real strong when I am mad?
Tryin’ hard not to attack though I feel glad
I’m that warrior you saw on the tall hill
Still can’t remember me?
Ya soon will.
I have a tendency to get holes ripped in my sleeves
I’m really full now, so I’m done with dessert.

It’s been one week since you sparred with me
Dropped down to the ground
And said “You beat me.”
Five days since I laughed at you and said
“Go do what you told me to go and do.”
Three days since the disastrous boom
We realized it’s both our faults,
But now it’s all through.
Yesterday you just smirked at me,
‘Cuz it’ll still be two days ‘til we will be sparring

It’ll still be two days ‘til we will be sparring
It’ll still be two days ‘til we will be sparring
Planet Earth, home of the Tenkaichi Budoukai

(The last line of the song is "Birchmount Stadium, Home of the Robbie," so figured it fit. )

[Silver Sinspawn]

So we currently have 5 songs here.
And four of them are good!
My latest one however is not
So, Daizenshuu forum playlist is as follows:
Fresh Prince of the Earth by Godo
Springtime for the Red Ribbon Army by Captain-Sora
Gohan's Mom by Silver Sinspawn
Don't Trust Guldo by Silver Sinspawn
and
The untitled DBZ One Week parody by ShiningMoon

we should record these and put out an album

[LilKokuLink]

Original: St. Jimmy by Green Day

Son Gohan

Son Gohan's comin' down across the alleyway,
Up on Kintoun like Kame-Sennin on boob parade,
He saw a pair of tits,
Now he's eplipetic,
Counting the stars on the Dragon Balls like 1! 2! 1, 2, 3, 4!

My name is Son Gohan and you better start hearing me out,
I just found out what the world really revolves about,
It's something beautiful,
And I'm ready to love,
So natural so deadly within the likes of,

Anybody that you call your rival,
Would you like to touch? Or reach out for a trial!

Powerpole and Kintoun and a little bag of beans,
I am a son of a Saiyan with a mind of fifteen,
Raised in the mountains fighting sabre tooth tigres,
The product of whore and queer after 9 months I'm a surprise,

Anybody that I call my rival,
Would you like to touch? Or reach out for a trial!

ARE YOU FIGHTING WITH ME?!

I'll keep going day in and day out!

SON GOHAN!

My name is Son Gohan I'm a son of a stud,
I'm the one who chose to be a scholar,
A teenager who knows nothing about menstrual blood,
Being in the dark by my mother,

I really hate to say it but I'm mystic so,
If you are too then please come and join me,
Welcome to the club, we only watch the dub,
Yet I used the right words so I'm angry,

It's a mistake and a headache,
It's Son Gohan!
And that's my name, and you better start hearing me out!

[Godo]

Time for me to add some new remade lyrics when I have the time. To the guys in this thread: Good job!

I am now presenting two new songs! W00t!

Original song: Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart (Remix)

This remake: Piccolo - Break your spirit

Can you make out who they are singing to?


[Piccolo]
(Whoa) WHIMP!
Now I may not be the worst or the best
But you gotta respect my shine (whoa)
And I may break your spirit
But I don't really think there's anybody as strict as me (whoa)
So you can take this chance, in the end
Everybody's gonna be wondering how you got this strong (whoa)
You might say this is ludacris
But Goku tell him how you feel

[Goku]
Now listen to me son (uh uh oh oh)
Before I die and leave you (uh uh oh oh)
They call me too soft (uh uh oh oh)
I don't wanna deceive you (uh uh oh oh oh)

If you fight for me
He isn't not easy to please
He might tear you apart
Told Chichi from the start, baby's gonna with Martial Arts start

He's only gonna break break your, break break your spirit [x4]
Whoa, whoa

There's no point trying to hide it (uh uh oh oh)
No point trying to evade it (uh uh oh oh)
I know I've got a problem (uh uh oh oh)
Problem with being to soft (uh uh oh oh oh)

If you fight for me
He isn't not easy to please
He might tear you apart
Told Chichi from the start, baby's gonna with Martial Arts start

He's only gonna break break your, break break your spirit [x4]

[Piccolo]
That's all I'm gonna do boy
(Whoa) Listen now, I'm only gonna break your spirit
And shatter and splatter it all into little bitty pieces (whoa)
Whether or not you get stronger and access your power
Then its finder's keepers and losers weepers (whoa)
See I'm not trying to lead you on
No I'm only trying to keep it real (whoa)
You might say this is ludacris
But Goku tell him how you feel

[Goku]
(Eh) and I know karma's gonna get me back for being a bad father (eh)
Like a big bad wolf I'm born to be a bad father, bad to the bone (eh)
If you train with him, he is gonna tear your spirit apart (eh)
Told ya from the start (eh)

He's only gonna break break your, break break your spirit [x4]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Original song: Black Sabbath - Iron Man

This song: DBZ narrator - Metal Cooler

(Ok this one isn't that changed, but I think it fits)

I am Metal Cooler!
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?

Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?

He was turned to steel
In the great big Gete Star
For the future of his evil mind

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the Earth
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold

Now the time is here
For Metal Cooler to spread fear
Vengeance from outer space
Kills the people he once fought

Nobody can stop him him
They just shake their heads
Nobody defeats him
Now he has his revenge

Heavy bolts of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Fighting as hard as they can
Metal Cooler lives again!