Funny Dub Lines
Funny Dub Lines
Most of us think Funi is not exceptionally humorous. Once in awhile however they do manage to make a few competent jokes.The few listed below are some my favorite dub jokes. What are some of yours Daizex?
Super Boo: Super Vegetto, so is that your official new name? Hahahahaha, we have such great titles now don't we? Super Boo, Super Vegetto we might as well just say we're invincible.
(While not in character this still always makes me laugh.)
Freeza: Hey, why can't I hit you!? Just tell me!
Goku: You didn't say please.
Freeza: Please, what please!? Yoooouuuu alright theeeeen, PLEASE! *fires a KI blast*.
Dende: Guys, don't piss off the God of love!
Super Boo: Super Vegetto, so is that your official new name? Hahahahaha, we have such great titles now don't we? Super Boo, Super Vegetto we might as well just say we're invincible.
(While not in character this still always makes me laugh.)
Freeza: Hey, why can't I hit you!? Just tell me!
Goku: You didn't say please.
Freeza: Please, what please!? Yoooouuuu alright theeeeen, PLEASE! *fires a KI blast*.
Dende: Guys, don't piss off the God of love!
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Not really a line, but I loved in the Kai dub where King Kai imitated a ring tone sound! 
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One line comes to mind:
YES YES YES YES! I CAN WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I CAN DO THIS UGH!

YES YES YES YES! I CAN WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I CAN DO THIS UGH!
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Are these really in the dub? This sounds like stuff I'd hear in DBZ: Abridged.Blue wrote:Super Boo: Super Vegetto, so is that your official new name? Hahahahaha, we have such great titles now don't we? Super Boo, Super Vegetto we might as well just say we're invincible.
(While not in character this still always makes me laugh.)
Freeza: Hey, why can't I hit you!? Just tell me!
Goku: You didn't say please.
Freeza: Please, what please!? Yoooouuuu alright theeeeen, PLEASE! *fires a KI blast*.
I'll add:
"Whoa! Mondo cool!" - Kuririn
"That's right boys. MONDO COOL." - Vegeta
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"Dude, if that's not the champ, I will eat the hat I am wearing."
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I'm afraid the thread is over. dragondyle wins.dragondyle wrote:"Dude, if that's not the champ, I will eat the hat I am wearing."
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Except we're laughing at FUNimation, not with them on this occasion.The Tori-bot wrote:I'm afraid the thread is over. dragondyle wins.dragondyle wrote:"Dude, if that's not the champ, I will eat the hat I am wearing."
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From DBZ Movie 7
"Is it over?"
"Not until the fish jumps."
*splash*
"It's over."
What the hell was that?!
"Is it over?"
"Not until the fish jumps."
*splash*
"It's over."
What the hell was that?!
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It's a Viz line rather than a dub line, but they had the same habit of putting in jokes where there were none originally.
(paraphrasing)...
Bulma: Oh no, the boat is out of gas.
Oolong: Now what?
Bulma: Can't you turn into some gas or something?
Oolong: Of course not.
Goku: My food turns into gas.
(paraphrasing)...
Bulma: Oh no, the boat is out of gas.
Oolong: Now what?
Bulma: Can't you turn into some gas or something?
Oolong: Of course not.
Goku: My food turns into gas.
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Yamucha: "Cat loves food, y-yeah, yeah, yeah!"
Nothing clever about it. In and of itself, it's not even particularly funny. It's just notably out of place. Vegeta's quip about "your incessant jabbering" is strangely appropriate for the dub.
Nothing clever about it. In and of itself, it's not even particularly funny. It's just notably out of place. Vegeta's quip about "your incessant jabbering" is strangely appropriate for the dub.
There are plenty of classic lines in this thread, but I thought of this one as soon as I saw the thread title.Blue wrote:Dende: Guys, don't piss off the God of love!
I can see their parachutes.
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Wow. That was actually... fairly funny. Totally inappropriate and out of character... but I admit I laughed.Sprite Satan wrote:From DBZ Movie 7
"Is it over?"
"Not until the fish jumps."
*splash*
"It's over."
What the hell was that?!
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IIRC the manga reading is as goes "greater than 8000."
So technically. "IT'S OVER 9000!"
I just went there
So technically. "IT'S OVER 9000!"
I just went there
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The fish jumping line is the single greatest thing Funimation has ever done with the dub, humor wise. That was such a uniquely stupid way to end the movie that it was just begging to be pointed out. Genuinely funny.
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I thought the comment Hitler made in the dub of Movie 12 was pretty funny. How'd it go? "Blonde hair? Blue eyes? Super strength? I should be recruiting them!Cipher wrote:The fish jumping line is the single greatest thing Funimation has ever done with the dub, humor wise. That was such a uniquely stupid way to end the movie that it was just begging to be pointed out. Genuinely funny.
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Freeza: Nice move, but your shoe came untied.
Goku: I'm not going to fall for that. I don't even have shoe laces.
There was no dialogue there originally, but FUNi couldn't resist.
Goku: I'm not going to fall for that. I don't even have shoe laces.
There was no dialogue there originally, but FUNi couldn't resist.
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Don't forget the rim shot or boinging sound effects they added in there for good measure, just in case someone didn't get that it was a "joke."
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Out of context, Funi dub Piccolo's "I assure you, it's fully baked." line was kinda funny.
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Chuquita wrote:Out of context, Funi dub Piccolo's "I assure you, it's fully baked." line was kinda funny.
I found that entertaining as well. I'm drawing a blank on when exactly it was used..
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Sometime during the Buu eps.SonEric84 wrote:Chuquita wrote:Out of context, Funi dub Piccolo's "I assure you, it's fully baked." line was kinda funny.
I found that entertaining as well. I'm drawing a blank on when exactly it was used..
Kuririn was telling Piccolo that Piccolo's plan was only "half-baked" (I'm tempted to say it was about the whole teaching Trunks and Goten fusion thing.) and Piccolo responds with that line.
With no context, it gives me the mental image of Piccolo making cookies or something.
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