Funny Dub Lines

[caejones]

"That android is toast! "
"Yeah. Burnt toast. "

At one point, a friend and I were watching Goku's fight with #19, and when Goku receives a senzu bean, the other guy's first thought was that Goku replied with "Thank god for Corn!" Which became hilarius.

[LilKokuLink]

During the World Tournament Saga, when the gang are on their way to the tournament they were discussing about how they shouldn't turn super saiyan as the media would be in front of Bulma's doorstep very quickly.

That's when Sabat's Vegeta says:
"I don't see the problem, when they turn up I'll just destroy them."

I'll try finding a clip for it because the delivery is fantastic. Would anyone be able to tell me if that's accurate?

[jjgp1112]

Yup, that's the exact line, and yeah, his delivery was awesome.

[NeoKING]

The Blue Water GT dub has some really ridiculous lines.

Yi Xing Long: "Well? Do you have any last words before I destroy you?"
Vegeta: "You're ugly!"

And then...

Yi Xing Long: "It[his 'Power Ball'] will mark the end of an era, and rightly return the control of the universe back into the hands of the lizards."
Goku: "Ah man, talk about delusional."

... Not dragons, LIZARDS.

Yi Xing Long: "HOW DID YOU SURVIVE MY POWER BALL?!"
Goku: "Hahaha... I do alotta' push-ups..."(Zoe Slusar said that she occasionally ad-libbed some of Goku's lines, this was most likely one of them.)

*Yi Xing Long shoots a blast at Goku - who is holding up the Universal Genki Dama - and is shocked to see Goku withstood it*

Yi Xing Long: You must be a freak of nature!

*The Super Sigma Cannon knocked Pan unconscious, so Goku and Trunks get ready to square off with them*

Goku: "Trunks, take Pan back to the ship. I'll take care of these guys."

Trunks: "Are you sure?"

Goku: "Yeah, don't worry, these Sigma fools ain't nothin' special."

[Blue]

The Blue Water GT dub has some really ridiculous lines.

Yi Xing Long: "Well? Do you have any last words before I destroy you?"
Vegeta: "You're ugly!"

And then...

Yi Xing Long: "It[his 'Power Ball'] will mark the end of an era, and rightly return the control of the universe back into the hands of the lizards."
Goku: "Ah man, talk about delusional."

... Not dragons, LIZARDS.

Yi Xing Long: "HOW DID YOU SURVIVE MY POWER BALL?!"
Goku: "Hahaha... I do a lot of push-ups..."(Zoe Slusar said that she occasionally ad-libbed some of Goku's lines, this was most likely one of them.)

*Yi Xing Long shoots a blast at Goku - who is holding up the Universal Genki Dama - and is shocked to see Goku withstood it*

Yi Xing Long: You must be a freak of nature!

These are really cool! I haven't heard a lot of the Blue Water dub of GT. Thanks for sharing.

[NeoKING]

These are really cool! I haven't heard a lot of the Blue Water dub of GT. Thanks for sharing.

No prob. There were some not funny, but awkward lines in there too.

*Old Kai gives Goku the 411 on the black cigar-smoking dragon that destroyed the Earth.*

Old Kai: "You must hurry Goku. The evil Ki Energy covering the Earth is expanding by the second. If you don't find and defeat that depraved dragon soon, the Earth will be destroyed! But be careful, he's very cunning!"

Makes it sound like Old Kai is giving Goku a tip before he fights the boss in some RPG, lol.

*Rild does a rocket-punch thing on Goku.*

Goku: "Ow, my head! Whaddya call that move, the 'Flying Fist of Fury Punch?!"

Rild: "I've never had a name for it... How about... *the fist makes a round-trip* ...the 'Grasp That Far Extends My Reach!'"

Oh, and the episode titles...

Episode 22:

Original Title: "Violent Ambition!! The Evil Life-form 'Baby' Is Born"
BW Title: "The Neo-Machine Mutant!! An Awesome Fellow With A Baby-Face!"

Episode 30:

Original Title: "Goku Bites The Dust!? 'I'm Dead.'"
BW Title: "'I've Died...' Goku Plays Parcheesi!"

[Blue]

Wow, that's really cool. I love to see how other countries add or detract things from their adaption of the show.

Also content:

"It's time for this monkey to spank YOU!" - Great Ape Baby from Tenkaichi...3?

I'm pretty surprised they got away with that.

[Vegeta Jr]

There is no correct answer other than the entire Malaysian dub of movie 12.

'Heeeey, you Goku's broootheeer' - Freeza to Gohan
'oooh Gohan, you look so handsome todaaay' - Videl to Gohan
'combine our body, I would not do that, I would rather die than doing that' - Vegeta to Goku

[Blue]

'combine our body, I would not do that, I would rather die than doing that' - Vegeta to Goku

Sounds like a SilverPlaque post.

[SuperSaiyan3Goku]

'Heeeey, you Goku's broootheeer' - Freeza to Gohan
'oooh Gohan, you look so handsome todaaay' - Videl to Gohan

Do they really sound THAT bad?

[Vegeta Jr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifKh3djRy8c

See for yourself.

[Super Sonic]

Line that was funny at the time, but not so funny now:

Frieza: You cut off my tail you imbecile! Now I'm going to eat you!

Yeah, kinda corny, but at the time, it made me laugh. Kinda how the Great Wakkorotti cartoons aren't too funny to you in your 20s, though they were hilarious when you were in elementary school.

[DragonBoxZTheMovies]

"Those whiskers are a dead give away."
This actually made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. A very good example of how terrible Movie 13's dub is.

[ShonenKnife]

Blue Water GTlast Dragon: "Any last words before you die?"
Vegeta: "Yeah! You're UGLY!"

Not the most hilarious, but all the best ones were taken.

Funny dub lines! FUNi! These aren't your dads puns! That was terrible.

[Goku100xKamehameha]

Blue Water GTlast Dragon: "Any last words before you die?"
Vegeta: "Yeah! You're UGLY!"

Not the most hilarious, but all the best ones were taken.

This guy already taken it!

The Blue Water GT dub has some really ridiculous lines.

Yi Xing Long: "Well? Do you have any last words before I destroy you?"
Vegeta: "You're ugly!"

And then...

Yi Xing Long: "It[his 'Power Ball'] will mark the end of an era, and rightly return the control of the universe back into the hands of the lizards."
Goku: "Ah man, talk about delusional."

... Not dragons, LIZARDS.

Yi Xing Long: "HOW DID YOU SURVIVE MY POWER BALL?!"
Goku: "Hahaha... I do alotta' push-ups..."(Zoe Slusar said that she occasionally ad-libbed some of Goku's lines, this was most likely one of them.)

*Yi Xing Long shoots a blast at Goku - who is holding up the Universal Genki Dama - and is shocked to see Goku withstood it*

Yi Xing Long: You must be a freak of nature!

*The Super Sigma Cannon knocked Pan unconscious, so Goku and Trunks get ready to square off with them*

Goku: "Trunks, take Pan back to the ship. I'll take care of these guys."

Trunks: "Are you sure?"

Goku: "Yeah, don't worry, these Sigma fools ain't nothin' special."

[SHINOBI-03]

One line comes to mind:

YES YES YES YES! I CAN WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I CAN DO THIS UGH!

It's funny when it's the full version...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR44oOYjvOw

Wow...

Unreal...

My gosh...

THIS IS AMAZING!!

I FELL INCREDIBLE!!!!

YES YES YES YES!!

I CAN WIN!!

I FEEL GREAT!!

I-CAN-DO-THIS UGH!!

Yes...

I'm home...

I'M ALIVE!!

This is all a MIRACLE!!

I'm AWAKE!!

I'M WIDE AWAKE!!!

1515 beotchs!!

[Metalwario64]

Scott McNeil's version is just as bad! When he says "I'm home, I'm alive" it sounds like he's about to break out into a song!

[Piccolo Daimaoh]

My god that Piccolo speech feels so forced. I guess that's the Season 3 dub for you.

[LilKokuLink]

That Piccolo scene was the only scene I realised was badly acted during my days of watching the show as a child.

[DisapprovingOwl]

For a moment, I was wondering when the hell Scott McNeil did that scene with Piccolo, since it was during the period of the series that AFAIK was only dubbed by FUNimation's in-house cast. Then I remembered the flashback to the scene in the Buu saga - I'm guessing that's where his version of it's from? XD