Craziest thing you've heard a Dragon Ball fan say?

[CatouttaHell]

What the title says. I'll get the ball rolling with a few I've heard over the years.

Videl is stronger than Zarbon
Spopovich is stronger than Freeza
Broly can breathe in space and Goku could too if somehow taught him to
Pocus is stronger than Super Perfect Cell
Dragon Ball is a Satanic manga

[Raithos]

Dragonball Evolution was a good movie, and then moving on to defend it and state why it was good.

INSANITY IS UPON US!

[Kingdom Heartless]

I sense a fast approaching expiration for this topic.

[AnimeMaakuo]

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[Deity]

My cousin once said to me, during Dragon Ball Z run, that Kame-Sennin was the 2nd most powerful character. Ilaughed and denied to which he replied "No! But only in his bulked up form!!"

[StarRot]

There was this guy at school who was adamant he was best buds with Toriyama. When we asked how can you talk to him when you don’t speak Japanese he claimed “Toriyama is fluent in English, but keeps it hidden so foreign fans don’t bombard him with messages!”

Oh and there was a girl who liked to tell people that she was a witch, came from a line of witches and that she could really cast spells. So, one day at school, there was a storm, she claimed that she “bought Vegeta and Goku to life and that they were fighting in the sky and that they had made the storm.”

Sad.

[Eire]

Frieza is hot.

I forgot to ask which form she meant.

[Toriyama-sama]

That Broli is stronger than Yi Xing Long.

[The Time Traveller]

That guy who said he wasn't going to support the US release of Kai because they added a Z to the subtitles where Goku says "Next time on Dragon Ball Kai!"

Stupid... stupid... stupid wanker...


Right now I'm arguing with someone saying "Dragon Ball ISN'T Dragon Ball Z" and that Dragon Ball Z is a gigantic Fist of the North Star rip-off which makes my blood boil.

[Dorexx]

Akira Toriyama originally planned for Gohan to defeat Freeza, as a SSJ.

Broli is an ascended SSJ with no weaknesses.

(...)

[Ahiru77]

That guy who said he wasn't going to support the US release of Kai because they added a Z to the subtitles where Goku says "Next time on Dragon Ball Kai!"

Stupid... stupid... stupid wanker...


Right now I'm arguing with someone saying "Dragon Ball ISN'T Dragon Ball Z" and that Dragon Ball Z is a gigantic Fist of the North Star rip-off which makes my blood boil.

Go get him/her!!!

[Ussj Future Trunks]

Piccolo is stronger than Ultimate Gohan
Broly is stronger than SSJ4 Gogeta
Akira said Broly and Janemba are the strongest villains.
Akira wrote DBAF
Frieza is stronger than Broly (an 054martinm gem.)
Kai has no blood (just ignorance since the uncut version has been released for ages.)

Dragonball Evolution was a good movie, and then moving on to defend it and state why it was good.

I thought it was a midly enjoyable low budget schlocky flick. Doesn't make me insane.

[Fox666]

That Broli is stronger than Yi Xing Long.

Hmm, that would be an interesting fight.

Syn Shenron failed to injure Mr. Satan with a knee blow in his stomach. However Broly had an even fight with Videl, hmm...

[Ussj Future Trunks]

Lmao. Well Omega and Broly just didn't want to waste energy on weaklings (Piccolo's reasoning for Satan surviving his "fight" with Cell.)

[Chibi Gohan]

Many things said about Broli regarding power seem to be stupid to me.

[VegettoEX]

Talking shit about other fans talking shit just to be talking shit about other fans talking shit seems pretty stupid to me.

[Toriyama-sama]

Well, that person's reasoning to say that was merely "Because he's the freakin' Legendary Super Saiyan!"

[Big Momma]

Perhaps it wouldn't be as insulting if the title were changed to CRAZY things they've said, or FUNNY things people have said.


Also...it would be less insulting if we didn't actually insult the people that said them

[ChampionofTime]

That the live action movie was great and the tv series shit: this wasn't some online troll or anything, it was some actual person in a supermarket who I'd never met before and well he didn't seem like he was lying at all.

[Fox666]

Zarbon wears potara and is result of a fusion