Dragon Ball pick up lines and jokes

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Re: Dragon Ball pick up lines and jokes

Post by TheGmGoken » Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:34 pm

Does voice actors count?

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Re: Dragon Ball pick up lines and jokes

Post by dbzfan7 » Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:35 pm

TheGmGoken wrote:Does voice actors count?
Sure why not.
Why Dragon Ball Consistency in something such as power levels matter!

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Re: Dragon Ball pick up lines and jokes

Post by Black_Liger » Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:38 pm

Hey baby, I wanna go Full Roshi on you. DDDX
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Re: Dragon Ball pick up lines and jokes

Post by TheGmGoken » Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:40 pm

dbzfan7 wrote:
TheGmGoken wrote:Does voice actors count?
Sure why not.

I got these from one of a Funimation hate video based on the Rock. Since Steph got the same name as Vince's daughter. But they changed some words to mock her voice acting.

Happy B-day to Steph.
You're a hoe with small breast.
Take a night off from choking
If you want to be good at voicing.

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Re: Dragon Ball pick up lines and jokes

Post by Sin » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:42 pm

TheGmGoken wrote:
dbzfan7 wrote:
TheGmGoken wrote:Does voice actors count?
Sure why not.

I got these from one of a Funimation hate video based on the Rock. Since Steph got the same name as Vince's daughter. But they changed some words to mock her voice acting.

Happy B-day to Steph.
You're a hoe with small breast.
Take a night off from choking
If you want to be good at voicing.
Ouch, more of a straight up insult than a joke, a pretty terrible and low insult at that.

Pick-up lines:
*Mr Popo voice* 'Hey girl, lemme see that budokai!'

Jokes:
How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1, but it'll take 10 episodes.
I like Freeza but his brother is Cooler.

Yeah they're pretty lame and generic but they're the only two I remember. :P

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Re: Dragon Ball pick up lines and jokes

Post by goku the krump dancer » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:26 pm

For when your girlfriend thinks your cheating on her

"Aww c'mon Bebi don't act like that, I'm just a Super Saiyan 4 you :wink: "
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Post by Kingdom Heartless » Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:22 am

Hey girl. I'm going to collect the Dragon Balls, then I'm wishin' for you.
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Re: Dragon Ball pick up lines and jokes

Post by KentalSSJ6 » Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:24 am

Gohan finds out Videl is pregnant.

Me - looks like the Pan is in the oven.
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Re: Dragon Ball pick up lines and jokes

Post by TheGmGoken » Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:25 am

Stop it girl! You're krillin me.

Hey what are you still doing in bed! SON GOKU SCHOOL!

I;m going to Ginyu Force for a ice cream and milkshakes.

Gohan: I guess Pan is in the oven!
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Me - looks like the Pan is in the oven.

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Re: Dragon Ball pick up lines and jokes

Post by KentalSSJ6 » Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:39 am

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Re: Dragon Ball pick up lines and jokes

Post by enjyu123 » Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:59 am

Your so weak you make Mr Satan look strong. :x
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