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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by Adamant » Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:12 pm

I just saw someone say this, guys.
Is this Toriyama's Real Voice? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7zvTFoyG2c
...yeah.
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by TheGmGoken » Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:16 pm

Adamant wrote:I just saw someone say this, guys.
Is this Toriyama's Real Voice? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7zvTFoyG2c
...yeah.

:lol: :lol: :lol: That was me xD. I don't see how that's dumb though. I never heard Toriyama's voice and I'm not familiar with JPN voice actors. Seems pretty pretty fair to me.

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by dbzfan7 » Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:18 pm

Anyone who says I can write something that Toriyama would write or do better than him (with his own characters).

Goku is now a days OOC even though years later he is still written like how he was in the Boo saga.
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Post by TheGmGoken » Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:21 pm

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Post by 90sDBZ » Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:32 am

I once saw someone on Youtube say about Brian Drummond's Vegito voice "Brian makes it sound like a combination of Goku and Vegeta" which is true but then went on to say "He makes it sound like Peter Kelamis' Goku rather than Kirby Morrow". That makes no sense. For one thing he clearly speaks in a tone similar to Morrow's Goku and sounds nothing like Kelamis. And Morrow was voicing Goku at the time while Kelamis hadn't voiced him since the Imperfect Cell Saga so why suggest Drummond would go out of his way to disrespect Morrow's performance by ignoring it when that obviously wasn't the case? Preferring Kelamis is fair enough but going as far to suggest that Brian Drummond would openly ignore Kirby Morrow's performance is just dumb.

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by TheGmGoken » Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:44 pm

I just saw this on CHaopunishmebnt video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrQXotnnbco
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*sigh* People still underestimate broly. Akira stated himself that LSS Broly is the equivalent of a SS3. Why Broly is so underrated is beyond me.
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Akira never stated that at all. Combined beaten down SSJs beat a SSJ3? Dat logic.
LSSJ is the highest grade of SSJ or 2nd highest, not equal to ssj3. Look up facts instead of making them up.
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Actually Akira DID state it. And the only explination I have for SS Goku beating Broly was 'the hero always has to win' logic. It's the only explination.
And yes LSS IS the highest grade of Super Saiyan granting you the power of a SS3 in a SS1 state. Like I said, it IS a fact. Don't believe me? Google 'Akira talks about Broly' then tell me it's 'made up'. Next time try looking it up before calling bull shit kid.
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He never stated it BrolyTard. By that hero always wins logic your pretty much saying Bunny vs Bills. Bunny wins because he is the main character. Your saying Broly is stronger than Majin Buu? I looked it up. Someone posted some fake facts. Its common sense dude. Broly isn't as strong as a Super Saiyan 2. Much less 3. Brolytards these days...
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by TheBlackPaladin » Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:48 pm

I've refrained from posting here because I don't want to sound too negative...after all, everybody is entitled to their opinion. However, I recently saw something that was too much even for me. I respect this person's opinion, even if I don't agree with it. They're entitled to their opinion that "Rock the Dragon" is a better opening theme than "Dragon Soul" (even if I respectfully disagree). However, it's hard for me to take it seriously with the specific way they phrased it.

On a YouTube posting of the English version of "Dragon Soul" (sung by Vic Mignogna):

"God this is so gay. When you heard 'Rock the Dragon,' you knew you were in for some ultimate epic fights. When I listen to this, I feel like I'm about to take ballet lessons with King Kai."

.............................What?
A "rather haggard" translation of a line from Future Gohan in DBZ, provided to FUNimation by Toei:
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by Fizzer » Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:52 pm

TheBlackPaladin wrote: " ballet lessons with King Kai."
I'd be up for that.

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by TheBlackPaladin » Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:57 pm

Fizzer wrote:
TheBlackPaladin wrote: " ballet lessons with King Kai."
I'd be up for that.
Well, he clearly didn't teach Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Chaotzu or Piccolo any new martial arts, so here's hoping they at least got something out of the time they spent there. :lol:
A "rather haggard" translation of a line from Future Gohan in DBZ, provided to FUNimation by Toei:
"To think of fighting that is this fun...so, it was pleasant fight, as many as, therefore is a feeling which is good the fight where."

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Post by qjz123 » Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:31 pm

My little brother isn't a huge dbz fan but he was on Kanzenshuu the other day and he saw this thread http://www.kanzenshuu.com/forum/viewtop ... =8&t=24950 and he said to me Broli's aura I think that means his penis. :lol: He was completely serious.
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by SaiyaJedi » Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:19 am

We should keep a running tally of the number of times people around the internet refer to Kanzenshuu as either a guidebook or some other kind of official source.

I know Mike posts the highlights on Twitter.
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by The Time Traveller » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:21 pm

dbzfan7 wrote:
TheGmGoken wrote:Okay someone on Youtube just said Freeza can beat Birsu because Freeza shows no mercy.
bills is weak minded he lets his opponents live while Freeza destroys his opponents where he has the chance and does not let them get stronger.
I love Freeza, but no way can he last a millisecond against Birus
That doesn't look like he's saying Freeza can beat Birus, just looks like he's saying Freeza is a better bad guy. Though it sounds like he missed the point of the character.

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by TheWhiz » Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:47 pm

TheBlackPaladin wrote:I've refrained from posting here because I don't want to sound too negative...after all, everybody is entitled to their opinion. However, I recently saw something that was too much even for me. I respect this person's opinion, even if I don't agree with it. They're entitled to their opinion that "Rock the Dragon" is a better opening theme than "Dragon Soul" (even if I respectfully disagree). However, it's hard for me to take it seriously with the specific way they phrased it.

On a YouTube posting of the English version of "Dragon Soul" (sung by Vic Mignogna):

"God this is so gay. When you heard 'Rock the Dragon,' you knew you were in for some ultimate epic fights. When I listen to this, I feel like I'm about to take ballet lessons with King Kai."

.............................What?
I wanna know when King Kai can teach me ballet lessons. Hopefully, he's free this weekend. :lol: :lol:

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by dbzfan7 » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:32 am

The Time Traveller wrote:
dbzfan7 wrote: I love Freeza, but no way can he last a millisecond against Birus
That doesn't look like he's saying Freeza can beat Birus, just looks like he's saying Freeza is a better bad guy. Though it sounds like he missed the point of the character.
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by SSJ6Goku » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:47 am

Dumbest thing I've heard: "Superman is stronger than Goku"

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by DBZGTKOSDH » Sat Oct 12, 2013 12:01 pm

SSJ6Goku wrote:Dumbest thing I've heard: "Superman is stronger than Goku"
Superman is stronger than Goku.
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Superman is, and always has been, a symbol for truth, justice, and upstanding moral fortitude–a role model and leader as much as a fighter. The more down-to-earth Goku has no illusions about being responsible for maintaining social order, or for setting some kind of moral example for the entire world. Goku is simply a martial artist who’s devoted his life toward perfecting his fighting skills and other abilities. Though never shy about risking his life to save either one person or the entire world, he just doesn’t believe that the balance of the world rests in any way on his shoulders, and he has no need to shape any part of it in his image. Goku is an idealist, and believes that there is some good in everyone, but he is unconcerned with the big picture of the world…unless it has to do with some kind of fight. Politics, society, law and order don’t have much bearing on his life, but he’s a man who knows right from wrong.

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by dbzfan7 » Sat Oct 12, 2013 12:09 pm

Oh shit we got a CODE BLUE. Everyone hit the deck.
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by Tyro » Sat Oct 12, 2013 12:24 pm

DBZGTKOSDH wrote:
SSJ6Goku wrote:Dumbest thing I've heard: "Superman is stronger than Goku"
Superman is stronger than Goku.
I agree. If fans could jump off their Goku bandwagon long enough to actually consider it fairly, they'd see that Superman spits some pretty incredible shit.

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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by The Monkey King » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:35 pm

DBZGTKOSDH wrote:
SSJ6Goku wrote:Dumbest thing I've heard: "Superman is stronger than Goku"
Superman is stronger than Goku.
Depends which one, New-52 Supes...nah, post-crisis and up, yeah.
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Re: What are funny but dumb things you've heard a DB fan say

Post by Hellspawn28 » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:20 pm

People take Goku vs. Superman way too seriously. Who cares if Superman has better feats. DBZ has some of the worst fan wankers that I've seen on the web.
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