GOKU: "Yo, yo, Veggie-baby, I know what you were thinking back there when I turned SSJ God – 'Do the curtains match the drapes?' Well, let's you and me and find out, uh-huh-huh-huh."Scarz wrote:
VEGETA (thinking): Gasp, he finally acknowledges me! I feel like Molly Ringwald in Sixteen Candles! OK, OK, keep your cool, Vegeta - play hard to get or else you'll come off as a total manslut... whew, ready...
VEGETA: "Back off, Kakarot! What in the world makes you think I wanna know what your delectab...er, detestable pubes look like in your sexy-a...er, skinny-ass SSJ God form?!"
GOKU: "Hm, really? Wow. Alright, guess I misread the signals..."
VEGETA (thinking): NOO! Vegeta, you idiot! Dial it back a bit! Dial it back!
VEGETA: "Jerk! You make me SICK!"
GOKU: "Whatever, man. Your loss."
VEGETA (thinking): LOVE-SICK! Ooh, I meant to say, love-sick! Oh, why can't you just say it? Why you gotta mess it up every time?! Oh, damn your pride, Vegeta! Damn your -- Noo, Kakarot, come back, I love you! I always have! I've always wanted to tell you but I can't! I just can't! Ah, nobody understands me! Please, I want to see your pink pubes! I want to chew 'em in my mouth forever! Pleeeeaaase! I don't care if I get bits of magical pubic hair in between my teeth! As long as they're yours, Kakarot! As long as they're youuuurrs!! ....Sigh.
(Or one where I don't get carried away:)
GOKU: "Pat-pat..."Scarz wrote:














