Ridiculous DBZ Fanfiction stuff you've come across

[ImmaDeker]

NOTE:Try not to go into adult territory, sure that horrible story where Bulma rapes Goku (!!!) and makes him rape Vegeta(WTF) is ridiculous, but it would get the thread closed.

And yes, said '"Bulma rapes Goku" exists. You may weep now.

Seriously thought Goku teaming up with Fred Durst was the best thing ever until I read this.

[Hellspawn28]

Any mpreg fan fictions of Goku and Vegeta creep me out. I seen several on DA which I discover by mistake when I was looking up DBZ fan art. DA can be a scary place sometimes.

[voltlunok]

I think the weirdest fanfic I ever read was a story about a random villain who used the dragon to revive a bunch of fallen villains (I think it was mostly movie villains and Super perfect cell. I know one was Broly.) Teleported the villains and all the saiyans on earth onto a random planet to force them to fight while random villain conquered earth. I kinda lost interest when for no reason Broly just kinda turned on the badguys and stomped all of them and then everything after that is kind of a blur

[Eire]

Any mpreg fan fictions of Goku and Vegeta creep me out. I seen several on DA which I discover by mistake when I was looking up DBZ fan art. DA can be a scary place sometimes.

Well, Gohan and Piccolo mpregs were popular some time ago- and from varius reasons they seem waaay creepier.

I always found the whole Trunks/Pan thing creepy because it supports pedophilia. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. It's deadass wrong and I wish said fics were banned.

Was Pan explicitly said to be minor when action took place? Because if you remove that factor 10 years old age difference is nothing special.

[Dbzfan94]

A pretty bad one i saw was the one showed on Bad Fanfiction Theater by MasakoX.

Broly was revived, given SSJ3 and had a son named Kom or something...somehow.Then they went to earth and fused and fought the fusion of Goku and Luffy who randomly came to the DBZ universe.

[Dbzfan94]

I always found the whole Trunks/Pan thing creepy because it supports pedophilia. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. It's deadass wrong and I wish said fics were banned.

The only ones that work are ones in an AU where their ages are much closer

[MediaFanGirl93]

I always found the whole Trunks/Pan thing creepy because it supports pedophilia. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. It's deadass wrong and I wish said fics were banned.

The only ones that work are ones in an AU where their ages are much closer

Okay, while I do not support the couple, I wholesomely respect and agree with this, because at least the authors have respect to bump the ages either up or down.

[gohann]

Don't read many DBZ fanfics, but there was one where Tien was depressed about Launch (it didn't say what happened to her), so he used Multi-Form, and... you know where it's going from here. Can't find it anymore, though.

[Cure Dragon 255]

You know I'm kinda dissapointed, I'm kind of a newbie to the whole DB Fandom thing. I thought the veterans would be BURSTING with hilarious tales of the horrors of fanfiction.

I guess do go out of my way to mock gems such as "Goku saves Anne Frank" and "How Videl Discovered Her Abortion Fetish" and Kanzenshuu is more serious and less tolerant of that crap so its members rarely come across stuff like that.

[Hellspawn28]

I try to avoid bad fan fiction since I rarely go on Fan Fiction.net. I seen people who make fat fetish pictures of #18, Chi Chi and Bluma all the time on DA.

[Cursed Lemon]

You know I'm kinda dissapointed, I'm kind of a newbie to the whole DB Fandom thing. I thought the veterans would be BURSTING with hilarious tales of the horrors of fanfiction.

I guess do go out of my way to mock gems such as "Goku saves Anne Frank" and "How Videl Discovered Her Abortion Fetish" and Kanzenshuu is more serious and less tolerant of that crap so its members rarely come across stuff like that.

I feel like fanfiction in general is kind of a phenomenon that hit its peak maybe about ten-ish years ago, and really hasn't been as strong of a "thing" since then.

I might be wrong, but that's what I see.

[Cure Dragon 255]

That's true. Still, with the infamy of some shitty fanfics one would think DBZ would be king.

But that's actually a good thing. Sure it makes this thread boring as heck but I'm glad no one wrote a DB equivalent to "Chibi-Usa's Seventh Birthday" or "AGONY IN PINK"

Sure, there's "How Videl Discovered Her Abortion Fetish" which is fucking abominable but its pretty obscure so it doesnt really count.

[ZazamPow]

I read a Christmas special where Santa Claus was a long lost Saiyan who mastered all three forms (but was stronger than SSJ3 Goku at just SSJ1) and came to kill the Z-Fighters for... some reason, I can't remember. It was actually pretty awesome.

[gohann]

I read a Christmas special where Santa Claus was a long lost Saiyan who mastered all three forms (but was stronger than SSJ3 Goku at just SSJ1) and came to kill the Z-Fighters for... some reason, I can't remember. It was actually pretty awesome.

I remember that story! It was "A Very Dragonball Z Christmas", right?

[TheBalishChannel]

Remember the one where Young Gohan used the seven dragon balls to wish for Piccolo to have a "real cock?"

[ZazamPow]

I read a Christmas special where Santa Claus was a long lost Saiyan who mastered all three forms (but was stronger than SSJ3 Goku at just SSJ1) and came to kill the Z-Fighters for... some reason, I can't remember. It was actually pretty awesome.

I remember that story! It was "A Very Dragonball Z Christmas", right?

Hah, that might very well be it.

[ZazamPow]

Remember the one where Young Gohan used the seven dragon balls to wish for Piccolo to have a "real cock?"

No and I don't want to.

[FindKenshi]

A lot of the 90's Geocities era fanfiction had some common themes I hated

- Vegeta was sexually abused by Freeza and/or Freeza's minions during the course of his servitude

- Zarbon was just a good guy who got caught up in Freeza's stuff unwillingly

- Vegeta was a virgin before meeting Bulma

I'm sure my memory is exaggerating this, but at the time it felt like dozens of fanfictions had at least one of those plot points in the story.

[Eire]

You know I'm kinda dissapointed, I'm kind of a newbie to the whole DB Fandom thing. I thought the veterans would be BURSTING with hilarious tales of the horrors of fanfiction.

I guess do go out of my way to mock gems such as "Goku saves Anne Frank" and "How Videl Discovered Her Abortion Fetish" and Kanzenshuu is more serious and less tolerant of that crap so its members rarely come across stuff like that.

I feel like fanfiction in general is kind of a phenomenon that hit its peak maybe about ten-ish years ago, and really hasn't been as strong of a "thing" since then.

I might be wrong, but that's what I see.

Dragon Ball ff? Surely.
FF in general- nope. Just look at ff net and A3.

The reason we have less bad bdz ffcs?
-Less ff in general. DB is popular, but not even close to Potter or MLP.
-More adult fabase- my experience tells me that the worst FF are written by younger teens.
-Less rule 43 ( The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.). DB is pretty hardcore for cartoon standard so even if someone creates something really disturbing it doesn't catch as much attention as for example gory MLP.

Some years ago on deviantart there was a fad for making charts about who the characters are and how they are twisted in ffcs. I dug two I remember



Maybe not as disturbing as you may image, but definetely interesting. And I swear I've come across every cliche presented here at least once. SlaveBulma seems to deserve an own trope.

[Cure Dragon 255]

"Adults dont make THE WORST FANFICTION"

You havent met JDR and most furries/anime fans. Kids just write mediocre Self Inserts, or awful Yaoi/Straight Lemons. She and people like her make the creations of the most GOD AWFUL stuff to ever grace Fanfiction. And no I wont link to her because you will kill yourself upon realizing A Cruel God Reigns.

ALSO YAY HAGIO MOTO REFERENCE FTW!



ALSO GOD THAT CHART! I can appreciate it denounces Terible FF cliches but GOD ITS AWFUL.