Funny or ignorant things you've heard a DB fan say?

[TheBlackPaladin]

Oh shit we got a CODE BLUE. Everyone hit the deck.

This made me laugh! This is pretty much what I think in my head every time I see signs of the "Goku vs Superman" debate beginning.

[TheGmGoken]

Oh shit we got a CODE BLUE. Everyone hit the deck.

I already got my Kyprotnite(SuperMan) and Jigglypuff Singing Voice(To make Goku go to sleep) ready so I can defeat both Superman and Goku at the same time. Debate over.

[RandomGuy96]

Kryptonite ain't gonna help if you're out one day and suddenly every single little bit of you has been pounded into its base components in a nanosecond. Or if Superman decides to use super vision + heat vision to blast you from space.

[TheGmGoken]

Kryotonite ain't gonna help if you're out one day and suddenly every single little bit of you has been pounded into its base components in a nanosecond. Or if Superman decides to use super vision + heat vision to blast you from space.

I said Kyprotnite not Kryotonite. That subtance I used has a smell that weakens Superman to death. It can be smelled from Universe 1 when Superman is in New 52.

[Polyphase Avatron]

I once knew someone who was convinced that Captain Ginyu and Freeza were the same species.

[Unicorn_Bazooka]

"wrong that's in uamtiem attack they oen utmeitme atk vegeta utmeim was csangormd ot be final flash ok so sotp call utmeitme atsk super there not some goku tiemtiekis spirt bomb not ka me he ma goku can use kaq me he e ha any time but sprit bomb his utmetiemt roll they never wood make ka me he me ha goku utmeitem when sprit bobm is fuckug canforme dkdi that his utmeitem not ka me eh me ha no you only use in utmeitem atk if your ki gague is full not super nsotle sisad so"

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[KentalSSJ6]

"wrong that's in uamtiem attack they oen utmeitme atk vegeta utmeim was csangormd ot be final flash ok so sotp call utmeitme atsk super there not some goku tiemtiekis spirt bomb not ka me he ma goku can use kaq me he e ha any time but sprit bomb his utmetiemt roll they never wood make ka me he me ha goku utmeitem when sprit bobm is fuckug canforme dkdi that his utmeitem not ka me eh me ha no you only use in utmeitem atk if your ki gague is full not super nsotle sisad so"

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Comments like this are rampant on youtube.

A moment of silence for the English language.

[DBZAOTA482]

- Goku is the doormat of his family (everyone knows it's Gohan) while Vegeta is the boss of his family.
- Paikhun was in the Cell Saga.

[Super Sonic]

It was more something I said in describing to a friend:

Me: DBZ's ending is Goku going, "Bye guys. I'm going to train this black kid for awhile. Be back later."

Friend: (jaw drops and starts laughing a little)

Me: What?

Friend: Had that been anyone other than you, that would have sounded really bad.

[thatdbzguy]

"DBZ's plotline is so repetitive!"

And yes, this is a quote from a fan.

I never agreed with this complaint. Each saga in DBZ felt fresh and inventive to me. I guess people only pay attention to the whole "bad guy shows up and gets defeated" thing, which is not all each saga has to offer.

[Hellspawn28]

The "blah blah you wouldn't ever know about the Japanese versions existed if it wasn't for the Funi dub blah blah blah" is getting old to me. DBZ was already popular in other countries long before Funi exist and DBZ already had a fanbase in the US long before Funi dubbed it. DBZ was one the best selling fansubs on VHS from what I can remember.

[DBZAOTA482]

"wrong that's in uamtiem attack they oen utmeitme atk vegeta utmeim was csangormd ot be final flash ok so sotp call utmeitme atsk super there not some goku tiemtiekis spirt bomb not ka me he ma goku can use kaq me he e ha any time but sprit bomb his utmetiemt roll they never wood make ka me he me ha goku utmeitem when sprit bobm is fuckug canforme dkdi that his utmeitem not ka me eh me ha no you only use in utmeitem atk if your ki gague is full not super nsotle sisad so"

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Please someone translate that for me. I can't speak Namekian.

[TheGmGoken]

"wrong that's in uamtiem attack they oen utmeitme atk vegeta utmeim was csangormd ot be final flash ok so sotp call utmeitme atsk super there not some goku tiemtiekis spirt bomb not ka me he ma goku can use kaq me he e ha any time but sprit bomb his utmetiemt roll they never wood make ka me he me ha goku utmeitem when sprit bobm is fuckug canforme dkdi that his utmeitem not ka me eh me ha no you only use in utmeitem atk if your ki gague is full not super nsotle sisad so"

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Was that SSJGotenks2009?

[TheGmGoken]

signerleo snyder: nsote ssaid there lot fi super attack more charater but only one utmeitme atk so don't lie if they war to make have you nto see game paly if goku do ka me heme eha and spirt bobm prof your lier

Yup it was SSJGotenks2009 http://www.youtube.com/user/ssjgotenks2009. Apparently he has a disable hand which means he can't type. Don't know if he's lying or faking. Since on wrestling videos he types normally

way don't they tell us if there any new match types that some thing wer want to know

and on some DBZ video games videos....

tenkaichi ruels spike is awosme dimps sucks lazy as his game are some only 4 new charaters kid budoaki sucsk dimp will enver come back he cant make cosnoel dbz games ever aigan he down budoaki is dead artdlike you wont get anther budoaki

So I think he might have a disable hand that works now a then or he trolls DBZ

[MonkaiV2]

"I am a good fan, I watched the manga!" That one is pretty self-explanatory ... as a reference to the first post, Zagon2 in general .. ogod the memories of what he typed ._.

[TheGmGoken]

Okay this is funny. Apparently someone thinks in the Bojack movie had Trunks been a SSJ2 then he would have been BARELY weaker than Mystic Gohan

Alejandro Alvarez 23 minutes ago
not even close to gohan if was a cell games trunks,if was a bojack movie trunks,trunks would be a bit weaker then mystic gohan lol
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Also someone thinks Cell Games Gohan < Super Perfect Cell < Future Trunks(Cell games)

calljatin1 2 months ago
Gohan wasn't really stronger than SPC. But current trunks should be able to..He obviously trained atleast a day after 7 years.
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Alejandro Alvarez 4 months ago
Why Future Trunks Ssj2 is Weaker Than FP Perfect Cell?
In My Opinion Trunks Ssj2 Is Stronger Than Kid Gohan Ssj2,Super Perfect Cell,Ssj2 Cell Game Goku And (What If ) Cell Games Ssj2 Vegeta
In My Opinion In Cell Games Is
Trunks >= Gohan >>>>> Goku >> Vegeta

Link to video is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PEZYMF6 ... 5HQObRmDBA

Edit: More stuff.

TheOmarion99 2 hours ago
We could also assume that he was biased towards Krillin and he did it to please Krillin fans. But you're probably right, I just don't like Krillin, I know that Krillin's a bit stronger than Yamcha but I don't believe that he's stronger than Tien.
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[TheGmGoken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWrWAy7bX5A

This video. Nuff said

[goku the krump dancer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWrWAy7bX5A

This video. Nuff said

While I obviously dont think any of those things ruined the show, this guy actually had some fairly decent points. In fact a lot of the stuff he says, people say almost the exact same thing here.

[TheGmGoken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWrWAy7bX5A

This video. Nuff said

While I obviously dont think any of those things ruined the show, this guy actually had some fairly decent points. In fact a lot of the stuff he says, people say almost the exact same thing here.

Really? Like which one? I didn't see one.

[Ajay]

Wasn't even sure how to react to that. Kinda sat there dumbfounded for a bit before giving up all hope and exiting the page.