More live action "news"

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 7:46 pm

Zackarotto wrote:Get me a piece of that Gollum technology and I'll be Oolong or Pu'er or something.

But Zacko, you wouldn't get to slice anything up!
Get me the Gollum CGI and I'll definitely be able to play Dende! He's so cute!

Heck! Like I said my shrimpyness makes me available for any vertically-challenged part you care to offer!

Super Sonic · Post by **Super Sonic** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 8:00 pm

Mr. Popo will probably look different than he does in the movie for obvious reasons.

PsyLiam · Post by **PsyLiam** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 9:46 pm

Spike Lee could play him.

HE SHOULD LOOK LIKE SHAFT!!!

And say, "Fuck you, Kame-fucker. I aien't yo nigger. I'm gonna get me those dragon balls and wish for some sweet white ass!".

Or something similar, probably.

tablet the eunuch · Post by **tablet the eunuch** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:27 am

2 da bling blingzzzz

I want #animejunkies to sub the passion of the christ and microsoft word.

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:42 am

PsyLiam wrote:Spike Lee could play him.

HE SHOULD LOOK LIKE SHAFT!!!

And say, "Fuck you, Kame-fucker. I aien't yo nigger. I'm gonna get me those dragon balls and wish for some sweet white ass!".

Or something similar, probably.

Ya I could just see that, with the "Shaft" theme playing in the background.
Eunuch: I want #animejunkies to sub everything! I want to hear all the characters in Pokemon talking like fishwives! Including the Pokemon!

PsyLiam · Post by **PsyLiam** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:47 am

"Jiggly-fucking-puff"?

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:51 am

Yes! Exactly! I want Jigglypuff translated like that! I want Jigglypuff's entire song to be translated that way too!

PsyLiam · Post by **PsyLiam** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:57 am

Someone should break into 4kids, put a gun to the producers head, and threaten to kill them unless they get Rachel Lillis to sing that version for Jiggly's next appearence.

Ratings would go through the roof.

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 1:01 am

Now that episode I would definitely tune in for!

I also want to see Pikachu to get royal on Ash after downing a quart of sake!

Zackarotto · Post by **Zackarotto** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 5:22 pm

Jerseymilk wrote:
Zackarotto wrote:Get me a piece of that Gollum technology and I'll be Oolong or Pu'er or something.
But Zacko, you wouldn't get to slice anything up!
Get me the Gollum CGI and I'll definitely be able to play Dende! He's so cute! Heck! Like I said my shrimpyness makes me available for any vertically-challenged part you care to offer!

Okay, fine. I'm also going to make up a scene where Pu'er is whipping Kunais at Oolong's face from the sky while Oolong is trying to whip a Kusari-fundo's chain around Pu'er's legs to pull him down and slash him apart with the sickle.

God, I love Japanese weapons.

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 8:27 pm

Easy, down Zacko! You're drooling!

PsyLiam · Post by **PsyLiam** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:09 pm

Jerseymilk wrote:Now that episode I would definitely tune in for! I also want to see Pikachu to get royal on Ash after downing a quart of sake!

I'm waiting for this, personally.

Although, if you want to be more scared...

And now let us get back on topic. Whatever it was.

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:21 pm

Just when I think people in this world can't get any sicker, well..... *sigh* they do.

PsyLiam · Post by **PsyLiam** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:57 pm

To be fair, those aren't meant to be sick. Merely...disturbing. Or "dodgy", if you will.

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:01 pm

It's "beastiality" and "incest". Besides "necrophilia", how much sicker can you get?!

What a minute! You drew those Liam, didn't you?!

tablet the eunuch · Post by **tablet the eunuch** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:12 pm

Furries are bad. Pedophiles are worse.

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:25 pm

Pedophilia's beyond sick to me it's evil and sick! But with that also included in there I'll repeat my question, now how much sicker can you get?

Zackarotto · Post by **Zackarotto** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:06 am

There's two steps down in sickness. You don't want to know, though.

Those pictures were funny to me, PsyLiam. In a disturbing type of way. That's the desired effect, right?

Jerseymilk · Post by **Jerseymilk** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:07 am

Umm, ya I do want to know Zacko since coming from you, it must be a real humdinger!

PsyLiam · Post by **PsyLiam** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:21 am

Tentacle rape monsters. Honestly, what's going on there?