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by Sprite Satan » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:41 am
Just steal your grandparents pension to afford it like us well adjusted people, damn it.
But, like, man, you don't NEED any of this. Dragon Ball, internet, electricity, those worn panties I keep buying from adult magazines even though I know they're probably just sat in by fat men for 5 minutes, farted on and stuffed in an envelope rather the beautiful model the ads claim to be--
I kind of forget my point.
Okay, wait, yeah.
There isn't going to be a logical reason to get them. If there was one, you'd have them by now. But they look nice, so, like, why not blow some disposable income on it? 'Course, if you don't HAVE the disposable income and you want to spend your baby's medicine money on the Dragon Boxes then that's another hilarious matter.
But, hey, you want to be talked out of it. Here's some good reasons NOT to get the Dragon Boxes.
1) They're not EXACTLY the Japanese boxes brought over, are they? Sure, the footage is, more or less, but the packaging, books, etc just mimic it. That's as authentically Japanese as Panda Express. Screw that. No half measures! Take a stand, fight the power. Rise up, comrade! The people are the heroes now!
2) Not awesome Falcouner soundtrack! Boop boop deep derp boop derp. That's my favourite song in the series. Did you know Falcouner was also a gym leader in Pokemon Gold and Silver? Think about it.
3) More episodes per disc than the actual boxes means the quality is, in theory, very very very very very very very very slightly less maybe than the Japanese boxes. Boycott these sets until FUNimation release it the way it was really meant to be seen, damn it.
4) Is watching Bulma fight giant crabs (and not the way she usually does, with medicated shampoo) again really worth anything? Also: Fake Namek, Space Orphans, Five Minutes Until Namek Explodes, Garlic Jr. There, that should turn you off the anime for at least four months.
You're welcome.
If you really do want some talking out of it, then well just know that these Dragon Boxes will be sold in lots for a LOT less than you'd pay right now, in about a year or two. Also consider that you DO own all of the episodes, already.
