Dragonball Jokes: The Revival

[Godo]

Hi guys, let's share some of our jokes that are related to Dragonball!

Now, I posted it in the Fan-Created Works since I want you to think up your own jokes, not to say all the old 'uns again.

I'll start with some of mine!



OFFICER: We've found a dead man, alien descent, his ID says his name is Cui. He is associated with the infamous Freeza gang. We have reasons to believe that he is another victim of the serial killer Vegeta.
CARUSO: Looks like someone didn't like his vegetables.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

OFFICER: The victim here is made into a carrot and left for dead. We think that the killer may be Boss Rabbit.
CARUSO: Seems like the rabbit wasn't hungry for carrots after all.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

OFFICER: All that is left of the victim is his skin.
CARUSO: If he left out the skin, the killer must be on a diet.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

OFFICER: The victims are a couple that were shot on their way to a populated area which is not threatened by Buu. We believe that the killers used snipers, but were aware of that the place was deserted.
CARUSO: Why would they use snipers, if they have nothing to hide from?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

OFFICER: The victim was killed recently, and the demon sign was left at his side.
CARUSO: They brought the killings to us...now we are going to bring it to them.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

OFFICER: The victim has several broken bones and his internal organs are smashed. His body shows signs of huge stress, which indicates that he was previously during intense training. We believe that he was going to defend the Earth against those aliens.
CARUSO: So the victim started out the weekend like a big shot hero, and ended up dead at arrival.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

These are parodies of Caruso's one liners. If you don't get what I mean check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

[Big Momma]

I'll start out with my favorite from the last thread:
I've gotta Goku the doctor, my head is Krillin me.

[LeprikanGT]

I'll revamp mine.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One . . . but it will take 16 episodes.

[Piccolo Daimaoh]

"What's the different between a jeweller and a jailer? One sells watches, and the other one watches cells"


A classic from the Ocean dub writers.

[Godo]

I wrote that I wanted you to make up your own, not to repost old ones from the old threads or other people's jokes.
If the thread is named "Dragonball Jokes: The Revival", it would indicate that this is a continuation of the other thread, thus repeating those same jokes isn't necessary.

Put some effort into it and make up your own jokes. You can even remodel old ones to fit into the Dragonball universe.
Just don't post old ones that we all have heard by now.
Thanks.

EDIT: More!

Triangle crap Trunks walks into a bar and the bartender asks him: "Why the long face?"

Vegeta visits a restaurant. The waitress arrives and asks him for what he would like to drink.
"I would like a glass of Coola, please" He answers
Then he asks for the specials.
"We have steamed trout with baked potatoes and fresh salad" the waitress answers
"Is the trout Freeza or fresh?" Vegeta asks
"It's fresh" the waitress answers
"Then I'll have that" Vegeta says
Vegeta gets his food and when he takes a bite he feels that the food isn't warm and is not content with the salad and asks for the waitress. When she arrives he says to her:
"I want my money back, this food is Cold! It froze me all into my Dragon Balls, and the Kakarrot in the sallad was all mushy."

[Big Momma]

I wrote that I wanted you to make up your own, not to repost old ones from the old threads or other people's jokes.
If the thread is named "Dragonball Jokes: The Revival", it would indicate that this is a continuation of the other thread, thus repeating those same jokes isn't necessary.

IMO, that sounds more like a Sequel rather than a revival

I've got one:


Vegetto walked into a bar...

...there were no survivors.

[Godo]

IMO, that sounds more like a Sequel rather than a revival

I've got one:


Vegetto walked into a bar...

...there were no survivors.

Vegetto walked into a restaurant and asked the waitress for a table for two.

[Sun-Wukong]

Chiaotzu: Hey Tien, wanna eat lunch?
Tien: Eat her? I hardly know her!

Triangle crap Trunks walks into a bar and the bartender asks him: "Why the long face?"

Then Piccolo walks in and the bartender asks "Why the long everything else?"

Then Nappa shows up and says "Except for his penis, because Namekians don't have those."

[Drabaz]

Chiaotzu: Hey Tenshinhan, wanna eat Lunch?
Tenshinhan: Eat her? I hardly know her!

That is hilarious! lmao

Then Nappa shows up and says "Except for his penis, because Namekians don't have those."

Haha...dangly parts.

[Sun-Wukong]

Why does the tide never reach Kame House?

There is no tide, Piccolo blew up the moon.

[Metalwario64]

Why does the tide never reach Kame House?

There is no tide, Piccolo blew up the moon.

What's the joke?

[Piccolo Daimaoh]

Gohan is a widlife preserver. Everytime he gets angry, he saves birds.



Please go easy on me.

[jjgp1112]

Why does the tide never reach Kame House?

There is no tide, Piccolo blew up the moon.

What's the joke?

You've never heard of anti-jokes?

[Metalwario64]

Why does the tide never reach Kame House?

There is no tide, Piccolo blew up the moon.

What's the joke?

You've never heard of anti-jokes?

Most definitely not until now. Was that intended to be actual "anti-humor"?

[jjgp1112]

Most definitely not until now. Was that intended to be actual "anti-humor"?

Yeah. The joke is that he said the actual conclusion rather than a punchline.

[Metalwario64]

Most definitely not until now. Was that intended to be actual "anti-humor"?

Yeah. The joke is that he said the actual conclusion rather than a punchline.

Yeah, I thought the lack of a punchline was strange. Well, now I know and won't make a fool of myself in the future.

[Sun-Wukong]

Vegeta walks into a bar and orders a drink, then he orders another one. Soon he becomes inebriated and begins to ramble about how his entire race is dead. As it turns out, under his facade he's a very troubled and depressed man because of the whole ordeal...

[Kuhan]

Vegeta walks into a bar and orders a drink, then he orders another one. Soon he becomes inebriated and begins to ramble about how his entire race is dead. As it turns out, under his facade he's a very troubled and depressed man because of the whole ordeal...

...that's just depressing...

[Sun-Wukong]

If you dye a Saiyan's hair purple, what happens to him under the full moon?

He turns into a Grape Ape.

[Paradox295]

Posted this on another forum in response to a picture WeeklyTubeShow recently tweeted:

A WeeklyTubeShow fan, a TeamFourStar fan and a Gozar fan are drinking at a bar
The Weekly fan says, 'I'm the most like Goku because, bitch, I look like him'
The TFS fan says, 'No, I'm the most like Goku because I have kawaii superpowers~!'
The Gozar fan says. 'You're both wrong, I'm the most like Goku because I'm fictional'