Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

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Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by Piccolo Daimao » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:45 pm

What do you think are the most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball? As in, innuendos and the stuff Freeza said in the old FUNi dub? For me, some that spring to mind are:

Freeza (FUNi dub): Whatever turns you on, big boy.

Trunks (FUNi dub): So you wanna see my sword, huh?

Kaioshin (Viz manga): Give it a tug, Gohan.
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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by Goku100xKamehameha » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:01 pm

Goku (Z Movie 13 FUNi dub): We need.... balls!

Cyborg Tao Pai Pai (Toei dub): I've hardened every part of my body that I could!

Vegeta (or Piccolo)(Z dub): The balls are inert!

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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by MetalMadness » Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:39 pm

"Having these balls gives me a feeling that resembles joy I think.... I want to caress them.."

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Post by Codarik » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:22 pm

Goku (Ocean Dub): "I hope my body can take it."

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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by the_abberration » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:39 pm

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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by Goku100xKamehameha » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:41 pm

MetalMadness wrote:"Having these balls gives me a feeling that resembles joy I think.... I want to caress them.."
It's actually "Having these balls makes me feels something that resembles joy I think... I want to caress them..."

Cell (FUNi dub): "He should feel lucky. He's the first one to ever being touch by my perfect body..."
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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by Bussani » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:48 pm

I'm not sure I can remember the line perfectly, but I heard this recently in the Kai dub.

Zarbon: (to Vegeta) "I can't wait to see Lord Freeza put that mouth of yours through the ringer."

...What does that even mean if you don't take it perversely?
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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by Avenged » Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:20 pm

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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by Piccolo Daimaoh » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:05 pm

Goku100xKamehameha wrote: Vegeta (or Piccolo)(Z dub): The balls are inert!
Why would it be Vegeta? That's the most famous Piccolo line ever. :P

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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by Bardo117 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:35 pm

34C's? I can do puff-puff on those.
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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by Super Sonic » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:08 am

From Funimation dub when Chi Chi is telling Goku about what to do on dates:

Chi Chi: Well, sometimes the boy tries to get the girl to do the most pleasurable thing.

Was something like that and don't know if the CN broadcast kept it, but my mouth dropped. And I'm a god guy who doesn't have his mind in the gutter about some lines spoken.

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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by Godo » Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:28 am

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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by Son_Gohan » Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:50 am

SSJ Vegeta (Funi Dub): "You were enjoying yourself before, when you were sucking the life out of Kakarot!"

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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by Nippolyte » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:53 am

Vegeta: What are you looking at?

Future Trunks: Oh-uh, nothing. It’s just that I-uh, like your (pink) shirt.

Vegeta: You would…
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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by dragondyle » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:53 am

Haha, I find it hilarious that the majority of the "suggestive lines" are from the FUNi dub. They must have had tons of fun dubbing sexy lines for kids. :lol:
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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by caejones » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:58 am

I don't recall the lines exactly, but while a friend and I were watching the Ocean version of the Goku Vegeta fight, Yajirobe's comments continually resulted in laughter.
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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by kaialone » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:21 pm

Freezer after Nail takes of his west (german manga) : "Ah, very sexy"
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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by Nippolyte » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:41 pm

Frieza (to Goku in the Funi Dub): We could have been so good together.

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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by the_abberration » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:53 pm

dragondyle wrote:Haha, I find it hilarious that the majority of the "suggestive lines" are from the FUNi dub. They must have had tons of fun dubbing sexy lines for kids. :lol:
And in some cases, they had no choice but to go with the source material.

I totally forgot about the Hasky moment in the original DB series. :shock:

or FUNi's subtle jab at the JP version of General Blue's orientation :shock: :shock: The JP version sub of this scene has Bulma realize it and tell Blue "I'm a man!" :D
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Re: Most suggestive lines in Dragon Ball

Post by Piccolo Daimao » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:54 pm

Freeza (Funi dub): Oh, alright. Heh, I'll bare it all. Heck, why not? Well, strap yourselves in. You're in for one heck of a ride.

Freeza (FUNi dub): Yee ha! Ride 'em cowboy! Get along little doggy!
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